Does the alt-right never stop and realise that you're the bad guys?
There's actually a lot of similarities between the you and the Empire from Star Wars, whilst we on the left are like the rebels. Here's some striking similarities:
-Donald Trump is building a wall just like Darth Vader was building the Death Star. -Trump is intolerant of other races just as the empire didn't like aliens -Trump wants to nuke North Korea just like Darth Vader blew up Alderaan -Trump wanted to lock up Hillary just like Vader wanted to lock up Princess Leia -The Rebels respect aliens and women just like the left respects poc, lgbtqia+ and women. -Bernie took on the right wing establishment and lost just as Obi Wan Kenobi took on Darth Vader and lost -Trump doesn't respect democracy so is in power even though he lost the popular vote, just as the Emperor is in power because he overthrew the Republic -The Rebels want to restore the Republic just as we on the left want to reform the electoral college to stop rural whites having a disproportionate level of voting power
Oh yeah and finally, the Rebels fucking win in the end. Just like we will.
reddit spacing meme flag that image... saged. choke on that lazypost.
Gabriel Garcia
Yes we realise we are the bad guys, we just dont give a fuck
Brody Gutierrez
>-Donald Trump is building a wall just like Darth Vader was building the Death Star. The white house was the death star. Trump was the torpedo that made it in against all odds.
David Mitchell
Star Wars is fiction, you mongoloid faggot
Levi Cox
Your a fucking communists, you already lost in the 20th century and you’re not Coming back, you already had your revolution and you failed!
Most conservatives just want realistic immigration numbers, and don’t care about people of color, gay people whatever they just want to be left alone and don’t want to hear about their walls every time they turn on the TV or radio
Blake Morris
Nobody cares about your Harry Potter or Star Wars references, you absolute fag. No wonder liberals are so fucked in the head... the only books they've read or movies they've watched are those
The Empire held legitimate authority. Gas the rebellion, space war now.
Sebastian Williams
>only a sith >not knowing luke is a grey jedi Faggot.
Liam Hill
(((Star Wars)))
Adrian Rivera
The Empire were the good guys, rebels were terrorists. Jedi are weird pedophiles who manipulate kids and worship some imaginary power and deserved to be wiped out.
Nathan Rodriguez
Star wars is not real.
Parker Russell
Give us some more Darth Trump shoops. I really like this pic.
Julian Barnes
(You) worked real hard on this post; the pretend samefag with flag change was a nice touch.
Nolan Diaz
You do realize that everything Palpatine has done was to prepare for the biggest enemy Star Wars galaxy ever had?
Be nice. They have a hard enough time wiping their asses by themselves.
Brayden Kelly
>be the "light" side >hide crucial technology from the general public >keep them in ignorance so you can preserve your power >institute an unrepresentative oligarchy based on genetic heritage >"correct" election results when you don't like them with weapons >have extremely puritanical mroal code for some fucking reason liberals support the jedi
Benjamin Cruz
The alt lite wont stop until we are all one (((western))) nation and until wever all been mixed together into brown amerimutts and until we all wroship the jew. Praise civic nationalisim based black based israel
Angel Johnson
Nice b8
Elijah Hill
If we were the Empire we wouldn't be the underdogs.
Lucas Miller
>There's actually a lot of similarities between the you and the Empire from Star Wars Cool! Anakin was always my favorite character when I was a kid.
Anthony Hill
Jedi are shit
Jonathan Rivera
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Isaiah Cruz
You're not really rebels if you're siding with the established political order.
Oliver Sanders
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Joseph Morgan
sage lmao
>donald trump is building x, just like darth vader was building y building shit makes you the bad guys now? really makes me think stopped reading there sage again for good measure
Charles Johnson
The Empire is the left you absolute faggot retard.
Brandon James
Ever thought that maybe the empire was right? Or that maybe just maybe lucas wrote the script in a way to condemn conservatives ie making eveything black and white good verse evil light verse dark.
The worlds not that simple. And alot of what the empire stands for is overall a good thing.
Jack James
>your flag Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! This gif depicts you op....
Matthew Clark
We're closer to the Mandalorians, you fucking faggot. We love our guns and we just don't give a fuck about the two party circle jerk. You're all faggots, and we're going to conquer everything. Other races are also welcome to join us as long as they stick to their own kind. Nationalism has no bloodline and no race. We're going to destroy you all and have fun doing it.
James Sanders
You're quoting Star Wars but you don't even know the fucking lore correctly. Kill yourself.
Ethan Bennett
>he doesn't know that the empire is the good guy It's treason, then.
Camden Gutierrez
I used to bullseye wetbacks in my T-16 back home, and they weren't and b8gger than 2 meters.
Hunter Martin
Actually, the liberals would be the established galactic order, with the conservatives forming a grassroots resistance, and overthrowing the tyrants.
Isaiah Robinson
>iM CoNsErVaTiVe
David Walker
The Empire = the people in power
The left has been in power for eight years, arguably longer, since they've had the cultural hegemony in their grasp for several decades. With universities and the media and television and Hollywood and the music industry and the tech companies as they are right now, you can hardly say the right is truly in power. The Republicans may be in the driver's seat for politics right now, but their position is hardly secure, they're less sitting pretty than they are teetering on a knife edge for every issue that concerns them, fighting tooth and nail for their ideals
>Trump doesn't respect democracy so is in power even though he lost the popular vote lolwat, democracy dictates he didn't need the popular vote, Trump didn't instate that rule, if you take issue with it, it's you who doesn't respect democracy.
Henry Cooper
You are a LOSER. Own it, wake up and get on the Trump train. Leftist moochers want my shit. Too bad. Get a job or starve for all I care.
Nathan Davis
Fuck liberals are retarded.
Aaron Murphy
So are we just gonna ignore this newfags ID not changing?
Lincoln King
Psh. And do YOU realize that Speed Racer (2008) is pretty much an alegory to the corruption and manipulation of politics. And Trump is the force to face it, race it, and beat it as Speed. Speed Racer is Trump Kino.
Xavier Cox
>being this new >not understanding basic, entry level le epic trolling
Kys
Liam Brown
>-The Rebels want to restore the Republic just as we on the left want to reform the electoral college to stop rural whites having a disproportionate level of voting power kek
Darth Vader was a good dad, something you niggers can't compreh- sorry I mean unnastan.
Jacob Gray
Officially, he wasn't Sith. Actually at the time, Palpatine was an apprentice to Darth Plagious. Maul was just an assassin for Palpatine.
Matthew Reed
>unironically equivocating a planet destroying weapon of war and a border fence It’s 2017 as fuck in here
Carson Thompson
Does the alt-left never stop and realize that you're the bad guys?
Luke Howard
The only problem with your half baked theory is that it’s fucking dumb. The wall is there to stop people from breaking out laws. Hillary is no princess, she’s fucking evil the whole Clinton clan is. And burnie was promising the impossible.and we won shitskin get use to it.
Aiden Bennett
Reminder that the Empire was preparing for an invasion from the extragalactic death race known as the Yuuzahn Vong.
Jeremiah Cox
>Redditor doesn't realize that we can see his ID is the same.
Fucking Reddit.
Tyler James
>Not realizing the republic failed because of incompetence and the empire saved countless humans from slavery.
Jaxson Adams
At least the left can make good copy pasta
Isaac Flores
Use the force lucas!
Isaac Wilson
I thought Sith were kind of an unofficial secret society where you couldn't network.
So If you're a Sith you have >One master (kept secret from everyone) >As many apprentices as you can handle (kept secret from your master and each other) and your apprentices could also have apprentices, but they can't tell you about them. I dunno.
Gavin Rogers
This the real canon or didneyshit?
Jayden Scott
What's wrong with being >the-bad-guys?
"The good guys" are always cucks in these stories and the "love and friendship saves the days" shit makes me want to strangle people.
Blake Murphy
You really are stupid.
Ayden Jackson
>darth drumpf
William Hall
>like You disgust me.
Lucas Nelson
Damn... I can truly see now
Asher Richardson
Don't think I'm going to fall for your different flag same ID larp. Your just trying to make Bernie Sanders supporters look bad but I'm on to you fucking shill.
Benjamin Anderson
Another example of a libtard comparing politics to star wars and/or Harry Potter snooze. Boring and predictable
William Ortiz
>assuming the Empire was bad
Ethan Price
This is as pants on head retarded as JK Rowling comparing everything to Harry Pothead.
Michael Lewis
We aren't alt-right, that is a term that kikes made up >sage and report slide threads
Josiah Parker
Grow up.
>B-but I c-can't I, I'm a c-communist.
Dylan Jackson
There's a lot of similarities between you and my arse. My arse doesn't think it's in Trek or whatever though
Jose Parker
This is in Disney canon as well. Darth Bane thought the old system was poor and created weak sith. So he destroyed all the Sith and made the rule of two. One Master, one apprentice. The Master would teach the Apprentice everything he or she knew and the apprentice will learn and become more powerful. It was then the role of the apprentice to become more powerful than the master and then destroy him, thus becoming the new and more powerful master.
Palpatine cheated slightly because Maul was never a real Sith (he simply believed he was) and only an assassin also like Ventris for Duku.
he also cheated again because he killed Plagious the night before he was elected to Chancellor by electrocuting him while he was drunk.... Though Palpatine was powerful enough to take him head on.
Jack Ramirez
>triforce is clearly shown on the hand of avatars >gets tattoo'd on forearm I wouldn't be upset if he had it tattooed on the upper arm or further away.
Adam Ramirez
>TRYING to make Burnout supporters look bad (to pol users) By doing nothing he would achieve that
Matthew Mitchell
Totalitarianism is the apparently radical notion that some things are unequivocally true. We, the sith, speak in absolutes. I don't believe in some floaty place or soul. My body is me, not a prison. It is right to hate sometimes and some people.
Let the hate flow through you. Good, good!
Cameron Watson
>guaranteed replies from nu/pol/ s a g e
Carson Foster
I wouldn't consider what Palpatine did to be cheating. He out played his master and exploited a weakness.
Gavin Lee
>the kike side of the force
Jose Hughes
>be palpatine >see failing republic >get elected to highest office YOU ARE HERE >dissolve failing republic w/ consent of the senate >form empire to preserve order and prepare for extragalactic threat of unseen proportions >rebels overthrow your orderly regime via espionage, assassination, and guerrilla war >50% of the galaxy dies when yuuzhan vong invade just because the rebels couldn't see farther than muh feels
Star Wars and Harry Potter. Why nobody takes you seriously.
Justin Williams
The Sith are fucking awesome you autist. Only sjw idiots like the Jedi.
Charles Parker
>Palpatine is the only Sith that cheated
fucking moron, all Sith cheat. How do you destroy your master without cheating? After all masters will destroy their apprentice for any reason, especially if they think they will be defeated. Sith are many things, stupid they are not.
Did Darth Maul know he wasn't a real apprentice? The rule of two is only "official" and only the Sith deal in absolutes. >Jedi go on about absolute morality and important rules >only the Sith deal in absolutes
Jordan Diaz
Did the Empire do anything evil besides blowing up an innocent planet and having a guy in a black helmet as their figurehead?
Angel Cox
Honestly OP I think the situation is much more analogous to HARRY POTTER amirite?
Drumpf is totally Voldermort, Bernie Sanders is Grifdyndor, Hillary is Hermione and John Oliver is HARRY Potter. He's even British tee hee!
Daniel Turner
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT ITS PASTA WORTHY
Samuel Bell
Trump would never destroy Putin. His family has too much to lose financially.
Hudson Phillips
God your simple. Using fiction to create a narrative so you can be a little hero in the "resistance "
Colton Morales
Palpatine groomed Maul from a young age and Maul thought he was his apprentice for the most part. Actually, Palpatine would of made him his official apprentice after he killed his master, but that's my opinion.
Noah James
Guys it's a joke hahahaha Jesus fucking Christ, they're obviously kidding. Do you think someone like this would know how to post on Sup Forums?
Owen Hill
Besides Putin would just say "its treason then" and btfo Trump. Also Trump sucks with the lightsaber and is too heavy to force jump.
Easton Moore
>Vader would never throw Palpatine down an OSHA violation, his family has too much to lose financially
Isaac Flores
Vader was a pleb with no investments. Cant even into real estate. He literally had a suit to hide his JUST face.
Landon Sanders
>not realizing both are evil and balance is required
you're fucking stupid.
Parker Phillips
The rebels put an entire galaxy in civil war and ruined a peaceful order of the universe with no plans of new government throwing the galaxy in chaos. >Donald Trump is building a wall just like Darth Vader was building the Death Star le building things is ebil amiright guys >Trump wanted to lock up Hillary just like Vader wanted to lock up Princess Leia Hilary was doing illegal actions that hurt the United States for her own personal gain. Leia was just a rebel >Bernie took on the right wing establishment and lost just as Obi Wan Kenobi took on Darth Vader and lost No he took on Hillary Clinton and lost, she is your Leia remember? and he didn't die fighting or sacrifice himself like Obi wan he just folded to evil left wing establishment like a pussy. >Trump doesn't respect democracy so is in power even though he lost the popular vote, just as the Emperor is in power because he overthrew the Republic The United States is a democratic republic, he won with the system in place for the country, and he hasn't shown any disrespect for the democratic system. Where did you hear that CNN? >The Rebels want to restore the Republic just as we on the left want to reform the electoral college to stop rural whites having a disproportionate level of voting power No the left wants total control and they use the most useful idiots to gain that control which are poor uneducated minorities. >Oh yeah and finally, the Rebels fucking win in the end. Just like we will. lets hope not because it will lead to the end of western dominance and those values of yours will leave with it.