Anime Plot

Make a real soul-sucking, generic-ass anime/manga plot that will make me look at you in disgust. Do it.

angsty boy is unbeatable because he's angry and all the girls want to fuck him. he fights some things but also sometimes is sad

CGDCT.
Yuri? Only undertones.
With the Umaru OST

Shota cowboy with a huge bounty tries to form his own outlaw gang to rob the biggest bank in the country.

Wow, still not good enough.
Hmmmm...

Does anyone have what it takes to satisfy me?

Echii anime
Wizard meme is real, the older you get without having sex the more magic power you have as long as you're a guy
Succubi seek to steal Wizards magic through rape to increase their own magic power
Warlocks are homos who are mistrusted allies of the wizards because they corrupt magic through homosex
Warlocks secretly conspire with succubi to steal Wizard magic

Lots of memes.

What is this, Billy the kid? Interesting to say the least, but not that generic.

A game-playing high schooler is hit by a japanese truck and is reincarnated into a fantasy world reminiscent of Dragon Quest, which since the highschooler played Dragon Quest he instantly accepts as 'being like one of those reincarnation stories.' He discovers he has a floating menu screen and infinite storage space, and puts limiters on himself since it turns out he's really overpowered. He then decides to go to a local guild, apply as an adventurer, and start doing quests. People join his party and when things start getting a little tough he takes off his limiters and the females blush and go 'S-so powerful...'

Also, he gets praise for being so nice and helpful but his internal monologue goes 'I guess they aren't used to Japanese humility.'

Reminds me of this awhile back:
> Atelier Tanaka
> Tanaka the Wizard
> Tanaka
> Wizard
> Wizard
> Over 30
> Still a virgin
> Refuses to lose his virginity until a virgin sacrifice comes to him
> M-muh wizardhood!

I like these cause i get to pretend to be an author when in actuality I'm just another depression case, :D
Well here I go:

Hiro Kazasaki joins into high school, ready to start a new life. But he comes to realize there are a lot of babes at this school! Girls with out of this world figures, personalities, facial features, you name it! But one day as he's trying to peek into the girls bathroom, he realizes a shocking truth, that they're not girls at all, but effeminate humanoid robots! Scared out of his wits, he continues school life, trying not to be swayed by their 'looks', but things take another turn when one seems to be out of the norm, as she looks and acts like a normal girl! Through some incident he becomes friends with this one girl, and eventually starts falling in love, but scared she might also be a robot trying to seduce, he never takes it to the next step. Is she actually a robot like the others? Will his paranoia prevent him from taking a chance? Or will he transcend the realm of gender and fall for her, normal or robo? Find out on, 'My crush can't possibly be a robot..right?'

>I guess they aren't used to Japanese humility.'


Pff hahahaha

Nice. This makes me want to die. Not OP though

Updates never, unfortunately.

Congratulations, my eyes burn.
Emoticons already gave me eye cancer.

Once upon a time, there was a nice-boy shounen. He was too angelic to where everyone died. The end.

Kawazu-san and The New Gate come to mind, although more the latter than the former. Fucking isekai.

A band of 7 people
One is literally "god" and betrays the team
Two and three are brothers that get incest scenes every moment
Four is the protag he has a weapon that can transform him into a demon and in that form he get all the girls. He without the weapon is your typical pathetic harem mc.
Five is the old friend sexy that at the end dies.
Six is the girl that doesn't like the mc at first but then she confess to him.
Seven is just kill (he is not but is part of the plot)
This group fight vs some bad company boss , this company create mech and that stuff , still the real bad guy is One.

Manga artist Hiroshi Naga is desperate to get his work of art into the public, but is constantly having writer's block, as well as ptsd from an incident that occurred in a pencil factory. One day, while working on another page of his manga, he falls asleep due to overworking himself, and wakes up to be in his own manga as the hero! He explores the land he is already familiar with, but as he continues, he realizes, since he never finished his story, where will he go from here? How will he go from here? What lies beyond the horizon? The more he moves forward, the more he starts uncovering that he has a special ability: to create reality itself, from the setting to the adventure. But the catch? He can't bull shit his way through the tale, no deus ex machinas, no creating plot holes, and no making anyone do anything there character usually wouldn't, and so on. As he continues his quest, he learns not only more about the world he's created and creating, but also about himself as well. Will he have a happy end? Or a tragic finale?

...

A young japanese boy gets hit by a truck carrying a cold and wakes up in a world where he is the only man with special powers, so he goes to school with a bunch of girls with special powers

Male vampire and his vampire gang (2 male, 1 female) get sent to a prison with other vampires, fight reptilian leeches that are immune to guns and weaponry, and fend for their lives against said monsters and inmates. Male lead can reorient his center of gravity and make any surface count as the floor (essentially flying with fall damage). Female is actually the reason they got imprisoned because she can manipulate shadows to murder people instantly. The two dudes are useless fucks. They eventually meet a guy whose power is to make katanas grow out of his body; literally fully crafted katanas, including the hilt wrappings. They also meet a retarded blonde girl who can only say "YA", and she's as smart as a newborn kitten. The villain is a pretty boy who is literally unbeatable, and he isn't even a bad guy in the sense that he wants to help get the fuck out of that prison with his allies. For no reason, the god tier opening is now sung in tone deaf Chinese from episode 2 until the end. The animation quality is minimalistic, and reminiscent of boys playing in the school yard after watching an episode of Dragon Ball Z on Toonami.

Oh, and the main character is a super special half-human half-vampire with blood that, if ingested by vampires, calms them down and keeps them from doing anything dangerous. This is actually a show that aired this season.

Not exactly bad, but you failed the requirement. You disappoint me in trying to disgust me.

People in the future fight each other in one on one battles a lot for entertainment because they have invented a miracle instant cure technology that heals all wounds in seconds. Martial arts and weapons are popular, and body enhancement technologies also allow people to have superior strength and speed with proper training. Females are no longer physically inferior to men. There are a few random animals who talk and act like people, but no one acknowledges that. The more powerful a character is, the better they dress, and the better/sexier they look.

One day, the cure technology fails.....

A bunch of girls sit around waffling about boring shit for twelve episides

> Truck that has a cold
Does the Truck also die and get reincarnated?
Already garbage, great.

A truck gets hit by a boy. Totaled and out of commission, the truck dies only to find out that it was chosen to be reincarnated into another world for its good deed of saving the Volkswagen the boy should have hit instead. Here the truck is given infinite fuel, and the ability to repair itself over time, but its mission in this world is to transport the Resistance to fight off the PT Cruiser Overlords, who drive pt cruisers and oppress those who don't have similar tastes in shit cars like they do. Havoc ensues, as the truck has to race against time, the odds, and PT Cruisers and assure the future and freedom of this world.

Alot of the stupid crap with no plot whatsoever that people are drawn to because of the girls these days. You're almost there, but exceptional.
Eh...

>the truck levels up like it's Euro Truck Simulator

Fuck you, I told you to make garbage, not comedy gold.

Kid enrolls in art classes for the sole purpose of becoming a hentai artist. He meets a timid and meek girl who joined because she loves art, and convinces her to model for him. Eventually, he makes her hold objects and tells her to act like they're penises, even going so far as to make her deep throat a sausage as a reference pose. She remains timid and meek the entire time, and never actually takes her clothes off. One day, she gets sick, and he goes to visit her. Not there to wish her good health, he forces her to pose while sick, as it helps make it look like she's exhausted from lust. She eventually collapses, and she is taken to the hospital by the pervert. As he's in the hospital, he apologizes profusely. She seems more relaxed, knowing that he has a kind side. Her smile inspires him like a muse, and he begins sketching a storyboard.

Fast forward a decade, and he's a rich guy who made a successful hentai series about a girl who, through hard times and "hard" times, finds happiness in the end. His model friend is married to another guy.

A normal high school boy is approached by a beautiful, yet dangerous looking woman, who tells him he has been chosen to save the world. He resists at first, but soon enough he embraces his role. He meets other beautiful women with various powers and some edgy guy with a katana who are to help him. They have adventures and he gets to know and flirt with all the women before he finally realizes his love for the first woman, and saves her and the world in a dramatic climax.

An normal high school boy succumbs to the Japanese cold.
Of course, instead of dying he is transferred to a new world by a mysterious goddess who is totally not going to ever be a part of his harem.
When he gets to the new world he still has the japanese cold, causing an age of plague to descend upon the new world.
Unfortunately, our main character does not survive to see the fruits of his short, new life. Or does he?
MC is resurrected by a cute necromancer girl and is completely under her control forced to do her evil bidding. Unfortunately, he is just one face of many.
Hijinks ensue as MC proceeds to make lots of friends with other zombies as they defend necromancer-samas dungeon from heroes who blame the outbreak of plague on her.
MC struggles with the guilt that all of this is his fault and that he'll never be able to fuck necromancer-sama because his dick rotted and fell off.

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Why does he have to be a shota?

Its either shota or a generic highschooler #5002

You won the lottery

Finds a way

In 2XXX Japan discovers Magic.
With it they are capable of rebuilding their military might and invades most of Asia and United States as their librators.

Few decades after their discovery Europe has discovered magic, but are against each other with an Western Union of European States (WEUS) and Slavic Empire (SE). Remaning United States is a corrupt oligarchy that tries to genocide the Japanese, but are incompetent and losing. Canada is a proud supporter of Japanese annexation of western United States

16 year boy Michi is the second son of Japans most prestigious magic families, but is looked down by his parents and other siblings because he refuses to take part in corruption. New Japan Empire (NJE) has Michi deployed to the frontlines in their conquered territories and parts of Europe to secure their interest.

He gets a harem of different girls who think of him as Japans native son who can do no wrong, and most of the European girls are from purebred families who wish to make their families more powerful by marrying Michi and having his pure seed over take their foreign genes so their children are part of the master race. Michi also has a big busty/tall older sister who is a christmas cake and a loli imouto.

Michi's magical power when he uses it is the power to have everyone around him become retarded so that it seems that is he is a genius.

I'm going to have an anime of this coming out whenever.

The illegitimate prince of an empire is exiled after his mother get killed. Wanting revenge, he starts a rebellion to overthrow the empire.

God damm user, you have a gift. Share it with the world.

The shitstorm of our generation

plain guy falls for an outlandish girl who has assumptions about love that are about as naive as the ones held by the loser watching the show, eating junk food in the dark and rooting for the plain guy

faggot ass MC forced to get in giant robot to fight giant beings, but mainly fight his own overwhelming faggotry and fail miserably.
hot tsundere wants him but he strangles her anyway

oh wait...

MC dies from an accident and gets transported to another world, going into the son of the hero's body, Yuusha, in a fantasy world. Yuusha is well known to be a philanderer, due to his status. The world is in chaos because of demons, and the demon lord is wrecking havoc, said son is obliged to save humanity. He trains hard, gets his own harem party while fighting demons on the way, and fights the final boss.
Hard mode: after defeating the final boss, it turns out he was just a pawn, and the hero's family had planned it all, planting a soul to the son, then reaping the benefits after they're done. The last thing he sees is yuusha smirking at him while he is fading away. spoilers in a spoiler: he wakes up in the body of the supposedly dead demon lord, thus starts his journey to kill the hero, and perhaps save the harem from the impending doom.

MC then kidnaps the members one by one, and hides them in a castle. Story goes on as how he tries to make them love him again, while fending the attacks of yuusha.

Here is an idea, that while low on thought provoking and deep messages, will still sell like crazy.

It's a subversion of the Mahou Shouju genre. It's about many different MS teams that either fight eachother or their comon enemies. The cost of using their powers is rapid aging.
However, the twist of this series is that all of the Mahou Shouju are actually cute traps which makes it the first ever Mahou shonen in existence.

Also, it's a long story and goes to a few parts and thanks to using their powers, the cast goes from preteen traps, to hot bishonen teens to FOTNS style manly men .

MC is transported to an alternate universe. His quest is to defeat the demon lord alongside 3 other party members, who each come from a different universe from each other.
Naturally his party consists of 3 female members:
A loli, a JK his age and an OL

The girls are actually alternative universe forms of himself

The demon lord is also an alternative universe form of himself, which is why they were summoned to defeat her

nice