Main character playing poker

>main character playing poker
>wins with a royal flush

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>Wins with a royal straight flush

>Wins with 5 Aces.

>wins with 5 aces of spades

What is the purpose of this thing? To destroy confidential papers?

>main character is born for lose and knows gambling is for fools

Have you never seen a paper shredder before?

>character plays Russian roulette with 5 bullets loaded
>survives

>character plays Russian roulette with 6 bullets loaded
>survive

how high are
>you

>character plays Russian roulette with no bullets
>dies

If your paper shredder is on fire you need to give it time to cool down. Don't use it continuously for extended period of time.

Relax guys. There are lots of anons who have never had a job.

Burning the material would be necessary when a computer program can easily piece the shreds back together.

is that you, komaeda ?

>Paper shredder with a paper burner function.

Fuck, I need one, it would save me a lot of time.

Who are you quoting

>character is "sophisticated"
>listens to classical "music"

>Character plays Russian roulette
>One bullet loaded
>It's a semi-automatic pistol

>Character does a gamble with heads or tails.
>The coin lands standing up.
>Nobody does a reflip

>If you kill this evil diabolical villain who is a menace to the world, you're no better than he is

>if you kill a man that has killed 4 billion people and eats innocent children on a daily basis, you'll be just as bad

based "who are you quoting?" poster

>If you kill your enemy, they win.

Like you Anons don't know the first rule of being the MC.

>Character is told they have .0000001% chance of survival
>survives

>Trudeau
>MC of anything

He would be the character to blindly defend the antagonist, then get killed by them in the second episode.

>Character is clearly shown to be decapitated or dead.
>Survives

>Character is told they have 0% chance of survival
>Survives

Trudeau is basically Shirou.

>character is told they have a 1% success rate
>they reply that success rates are for losers and with courage it's 100%
>they fail anyways

>Character plays Chess
>Places king next opponents king

>Trudeau tried to become a Hero of Justice
>He couldn't reach his ideals.
>He couldn't even save himself.
>Saber is just looking disappointed at him.
Fate / Stay North.

Tbh I would read it.

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If you dont use a 6 shot revolver its no longer russian roulette.

If he is already beaten, then deliver him to the justice system. If he's a threat, you can kill him. I call it a healthy Sam Vimes aproach.

>character plays Russian roulette with 6 bullets loaded
>survives
It's real

Obama should have won.

Origin:Glass (jaw)

>MC reigns over the half of the world
>pulls off some "I'll become the worst tyrant ever, stage my death, leave the fate of the world in unreliable hands of my little sister and treacherous friend, ride carts with a sexy witch and fuck her while those dumb tools are being busy doing paperwork and grieving my death" bullshit instead of just doing his goddamn job
Every fucking time.

>also come back since i'm tired of fucking this witch

...

>character has to do a certain action timed precisely even in milliseconds to stop a weapon of genocide from going off
>he pulls it off

>side character tries to explain something
>uses Schrödinger's Cat

>side characters trying to comfort MC
>side characters start arguing
>MC starts chuckling
>everyone starts to laugh along

>side character is schrodingers cat

...

Fucking this, especially when he killed dozens of ennemies to get to the villain

>Sup Forums is now so deluded they think that was a real quote

The joke is there's no telling if a Trudeau quote is real or not without looking it up

Nah, it's just people trying avoid actually considering a point of view by belittling someone and making them into a funny meme.

> After being killed by the antagonist, he declares victory

>Character is billed with having the worst luck inches world
>Always wins thanks to lucky hits, lucky misses , pulling impossibly lucky hands, or just being lucky enough to have the right people adore him

Man, that chapter was great.

Basically Joey Wheeler

> Character has a shit deck
> Character wins by bluffing enough to age his opponent

>when you bet the life of your loli imoutou for a pouch of coins
>when they don't catch you blatantly cheating

This one still fucking confounds me.

Season 2 never and it makes me fucking mad.

>NGNL movie announced
Do you not read the news?

>Anybody in any fiction uses Schrödinger's cat as an explanation of something, when it's supposed to illustrate what Schrödinger saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects.
wwwwwwwwwwww

Seriously, what's it about?

Its volume 6 where notSora and notShiro battle against the other races to save mankind and put tet as one true god