What would you do if you suddenly became a loli, Sup Forums?

What would you do if you suddenly became a loli, Sup Forums?

Probably panic, honestly.

Film myself masturbating then masturbate to that.

Lez out with another loli.

That's me being offered a cracker

Make bank filming cp.

Me on the left in the yellow with the hat.

i am calling cops

What if the other loli is also another 30 year old fat otaku virgin that got turned into a loli?

Obtain some rock CD's.

Find some anons to fuck. I'm living the drearm, it's only fair to give back.

Failing that, I'd pleasure old men for money and extort the hell out of them while threatening them with blackmail.

But I already a loli

>Translations never

me on the left taking a selfie with my "friend"

Masturbate all day. At least 20 orgasms. Then I want to feel the pleasure of being penetrated by big dicks, so I'll seek out dirty old rich men who's into little girls for money.

Go to the mall and spend the entire day trying on cute clothes, probably blowing my entire savings on them.

Try to figure out how to explain who I am at my next family gathering.
Shit would be awkward as fuck

What if it were a scenario where everyone else's memories have changed so they expect you to be a loli?

Why does a loli own a house and work full time?
Aren't there labor laws that prevent that?

Do this

it's magic bitch nobody's gotta explain shit

Sheeeeeeit

Those work for age, not body type.

Oh so I'm just a fake loli? In reality I'm actually an old hag? That's not nearly as exciting.

No, more like you wake up not only in a loli's body, but also in a loli's life. As in not only are you back in your childhood, you are now also a girl, and to everyone else, you have always been a girl.

You do realize you're small enough to go flying across the street from one kick, right?

steam myself playing video games competitively and make millions of dollars from pedos and lolicons

Which is illegal. Either way whoever you go up to is fucked

also why is this thread getting autosaged? do the mods hate lolis?

Can a normal human kick actually catapult an average-sized loli across a city street?

Mods like hotpockets. Hotpockets are like little cheese pizzas. Loli haet pizza. Ergo, mods hate loli.

fuck off and kill yourself faggot

If you play enough rugby or football I guess

I wish moot had never gotten cucked, I wish it was 2007 again.

But if it were 2007, then I'd still be a shota.

Who sells tie side panties for kids?

>not using anonymize

Probably the Japanese:

Kill myself, I'm not getting raped by you people.