Guild receptionist is best girl and will win the Goblinslayer bowl

Guild receptionist is best girl and will win the Goblinslayer bowl.
Priestess is worst girl and probably has goblierrea and most certainly will be raped by goblins in the coming volumes
Cow girl is alright
Elf a shit

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Shit taste.

We haven't even seen her yet, vol 2 hasn't been translated
Or has it?

i'm waiting for that guild receptionist is op as fuck novel to get some loving.

Which one is that now?

No.

Sasuga Yen Press

>Edgy and loner MC who just happens to be cute beneath the armor
>Gets a harem
>Is a mary sue
>Doesnt fuck any of the girls

Its self insert trash alright. They should have done it like pic related instead of becoming a otakubait.

...

Is she good for cumdumping?

Calm down man, he just wants to kill some goblins.

There's nothing much to it.

But wasn't the receptionist an elf?

Not everything needs to be super unique and break the mold to be interesting or worthwhile.

She'd gladly die gurgling if it was Gobslayer

Nah, just a regular human girl with nice braids and a great ass.

Oh my bad, this is Generic Isekaishit #23, not #22.

>Generic Isekaishit
This is not isekai, you fucking nigger.

Is he a bishonen?

Is the LN out?

How much of the Bard's story is true? We know that he lied about Goblin Slayer wandering.

But did GS really slay a Goblin "King" and save a princess? And did he do it before she got Gobbed?

The guild girl is the princess.

>Isekai

Good job looking retarded.

Is the LN out yet?

>Golbin slayer
>Isekai

Priestess Shall become the New Goblin Slayer

We all know he's gay for Mars though.

Only after GS diea in her hands, after defating the final boss.

Yes.

Yes, but we never see his complete face, one character comments that he has dead eyes.

No
Goblin Slayer is actually Alex Jones

Now we wait for someone to put it in goddess.

Yeah, just read it in a day. Not a bad translation. A couple of extra details that aren't there in the manga and of course it goes a good deal further than what's been released for the manga so far. It's not bad, though I think i prefer the manga overall. If you really like dnd/tabletop rpgs it's a swell read, the author has a pretty heartfelt acknowledgement to Gygax and a bunch of other industry heads by name, guess he's been playing for ten years or something.

I give it a 'decent'

Inb4
>buying from Yen press
>phoneposting
>ebook

Etc

That's actually pretty nondescript minus the single handsome line from the flirty character

When he's in Doomguy mode and people (usually the priestess) catches a glimpse of his eyes' reflection under the helmet they're described as 'mechanical' but at the end of the volume he ever so slightly starts to actually start curing his autism and notices and thinks about things other than goblins

That can't be good, usually when the MC calms down, shit gets real and something horrible happens to someone he cares, driving the MC back to complete rage and insanity, much worse than before.

Where did you buy it? Bookwalker doesn't have it yet?

Is true that he gets interested in ice cream?

It's very minute. He just starts to consider that there may be life after goblin slaying someday. But the parameters for attaining that are pretty fantastical.
Amazon, via Yen Press.

I believe that happens in the second volume, which hasn't to my knowledge been translated either officially or by any groups, though there are general synopses floating around.

Elf hips are like woooooow

He does, in the most non-memeing way, seem like he's some degree of autistic the way his inner monologue doesn't understand or comprehend how his social interactions are so awkward

How will Goblin Slayer lose to the Ogre? How often does he get blown the fuck up fighting these monsters?

it almost does

He literally is so Goblin focused he doesn't have any clue what an ogre is
As such he doesn't know any specific tricks or strategies or info on their weaknesses and tendencies
He has a fate undetermined by the gods' die casting, meaning luck and chance don't apply to him positive or negative, that's why he's so crazy meticulous. Or maybe it's because he's so crazy meticulous that the gods can't roll for him. It's left kind of vague in an airy epilogue kinda thing.

Do they kill the ogre easily?

No, it's a losing battle until he uses 'that'
It's a clever 'that' though

I'm not into flat, but is it bad I still want to fuck the elf?

And cannot be called an asspull cuz it was foreshadowed in the previous two chapters.

>quads of waterpress teleportation

I love how clever it's use is. As a DM I'd be pleased if a player came up with it on the spot. A new player anyway

He had it planned already, it was for a extreme case of...goblins and he is very mad that he had to use it on something that is not a gob.

Follow your dick not some stupid ideal you don't even have a good reason for.

She's only 2000 years old user, plenty of time to grow

>plenty of time to grow

Get outta here chair, and bring Enri back with you. Goblin slayer would like a word with her

You called, Gorilla-san?

Reminder that GS is the goblins.

My name is Goblin Slayer, and I'm the guy whose gonna kick your ass.

Now with image!

So is Goblin Slayer a Ranger or a Fighter?

I'm inclined to say Ranger for Favored Enemy.

Party means shit against coordinated Army.
Enri's Redcaps are ~40lvl while GS wouldn't even be 20 in the equivalent.
Not to mention a shitload of magical support and sheer numbers.

He's just a pawn in Guild Receptionists' demonic schemes

Why is she such a cute

Can Goblin Slayer use spells?

Would GS be Adamantium in New World? I agree the power disparity is obviously in Enri 'the bloody' 'the real protagonist' 'the war chief' 'if you're a prince you're getting minced' Emmot's favor but I'm curious how GS characters would comparably work in NW since they're both clearly DnD inspired

GS alone would probably be Orichalcum.
Don't see him adamantium on his own.
Also since he specializes on shit-tier gobs - Guild won't promote him for such low-levels.
He'll need to present evidence of fucking over strong mobs unintentionally and he hates wasting efforts on anything but gobs.
GS party would no doubt be adamantium though GS setting have use\day spells while Yggdrasil had mana-based Spells.

how far does first book cover? does it go past manga stage?

>"What? You're not a goblin?"

Goblin Slayer's autism is pretty fun.

Why is the blind? Did the gobs rape her eye sockets?

Nope, they burned her eyes for the lulz.

That seems about right. I could see them as a whole being Ada, yeah.

Yeah, there's one more arc afterward and a small denouement after it. And of course the series is ongoing, next LN translation due in 4 months.

Later on when remembering it he's still like 'what did they call that thing? An Ogre? Never heard of that kind of goblin before' or something to that effect

So the moralfag version of Goblin Slayer would be called... Gob-Stopper?

>Goblins Welcome!

>isekai

He can use scrolls which can have any spell at all in them but they're hard to find

He follows the batman principle to a less ridiculous extent, where given enough prep time (and if they're goblins) he can do some crazy feats. He's slain entire hordes by himself by smoking them out one by one through various tactics.

>Amazon
Enjoy your butchered artifacted illustrations.

You gotta slay -all- the goblins, boy!

Well that seems foolish. The eyes are the windows to the despair.

>2016
>write high-fantasy LN
>"It's generic Isekai!"

What? user, we are calling out that user for saying that GS is isekai, not the other eay around.

I'm just contemplating on how much Isekai is burnt into the weeb brains by now for people to stop distinguish it from fantasy.

Thanks, I did

The LN artist is really inconsistent, some illustrations feel really lazy

Manga art is top tier though.

Then why you reply us that are calling out that user for exactly what you said?

Due to pressure from publishers, the author introduces a new character in the form of a normal high school boy who is reincarnated into the Goblin Slayer world.

The character is reborn as a goblin

Killed without second thoughts.

>be a kinky adventurer in GS world
>fancy necromancy
>smell like rot
>bad rep with adventurers and chicks
>fuck em
>learn summon undead miracles
>go solo behind summons backs
>tough at first, grow easier with experience
>gobs are nice entry level grinding mobs
>camp near the entrance and send undead inside
>lure gobs into the ambush
>more gobs - more minions
>raid a nest and find gob children in the den one day
>they're little, green smooth and tight
>a hole is a hole
>smell profit
>use magic and alchemy to stop growth in shota gobs
>sell them for sound buck to highest underground bidders
>no laws on gob slavery
>begin trafficking operation
>they're feisty but with proper motivation can do hard labor
>be rich
>pluck young gob ass
>life is good

>calling out
You're fucking too deep in defense user.
Just illustrated how does it feel to me when fantasy becomes isekai in 2016.

Actually, remove the necrophiliac and pedo-gobphile stuff and that sounds like a pretty good idea.

>Trips of truth
But what if isekai gob is disgusted by their practices and begins his own extermination campaign through infiltration?
You can do a sob backstory when he secretly becomes close with human village girl and murderfuck NTR by gobs ensues.
>GS party picks a gob den raiding quest
>recon it
>no guards
>gob corpses in the tunnels
>main hall is two inches blood and guts
>a tired gob sits on a throne above the carnage
>looks with indifference at GS party

Priestess w/o hat > Priestess = GG > Elf > CG

It's no fun without it.

>monk w boots beats all

I'm just saiyan, literally everywhere besides Amazon has better image quality.

By lazy, do you mean drawn off model, or low detail, or something else?

What part of -ALL- the goblins aren't you gettin?

Eh, fair point, still doesn't bother me that much but I'll keep that in mind for new manga chapters especially.
Some images are really, really detailed and have backgrounds, attention to shading, perspective and all that while some have sloppy composition and perspective and yeah, some off model stuff

I was also thinking about capturing adult gobs alive along with kids once the powerlevel affords to secure the perimeter without killing all the gobs.
Then murderfucking gob kids in front of them.
Just to see if they can be mentally broken.

>-ALL- the goblins
>dead isekai gob = 1 dead isekai gob
>living isekau gob = over 9000 dead gobs
It's math desu.

This is one of the more egregious ones. I think I'm just spoiled by So-bin as an Overlord fans

I feel like there's a lot of crossover Overlord fans that are also Goblin Slayer fans for some reason

Ok, i not lo get what are you taking about, gonna ignore you.

>mary sue
Except he justifies all his shit with sheer experience and planning. He's not a #yolo hotblooded shounen protag who wades into battle and wins with sweet sword skills and power levels, that fag got slaughtered in the first chapter. It's made abundantly clear that he wins fights not because he's the baddest ass to ever walk the earth, but because he just knows how goblins think and plans accordingly.

>manlings
Send a real slayer to do the job.

Once they are broken - the experiments can begin.
>caged gobs are starved near to death
>a dead adult gob is thrown into the cage
>gobs hesitate, hesitate, but eat the dead gob to survive
>this is repeated until they got used to the idea of eating a dead gob
>then they are starved some more
>this time live, but gravely wounded gob is thrown into the cage
>his woulds are healed to some degree from outside the cage with magic
>providing gobs with more time to make up their minds
>they hesitate more than with dead gob, but survival instincts take over
>they kill and eat the wounded gob
>this procedure is also repeated few times for solid effect
>then come the dead gob babies
>then - live gob babies
>In the end - all gobs are put together in one big cage with weapons scattered on the floor
>you announce on broken gob that there will be no food from now on
>ever
>battle royale ensues
>only the most ruthless gobocidal motherfucker survives
>he can now only eat goblin meat
>The Goblin King
It is safe now to arm, train and set him free.
He will hunt his kin for the rest of his miserable life.

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this one user.

>that fag got slaughtered in the first chapter
Wasn't it a tomboy girl though?