Australia's God-Tier Immigration Policies

The concept is simple:
>Come here legally, or;
>Fuck off we're full

Let's assess some policies:
>Under its policy on asylum seekers arriving by boat, Australia turns back unauthorized vessels at sea to their port of origin when it can and sends those it cannot to long-term detention centres in the South Pacific
>New laws will ensure that asylum seekers / refugees detained in these centres will *never* be able to come to Australia, or access any kind of visa
>Stops "undesirables" (such as terrorists, pedophiles and serious criminals) from even boarding planes to Australia (1,043 were stopped in 2013 alone)
>Pre-determined cap of no more than 18,750 legal and vetted asylum seekers / refugees every year
>These migrants are selected based on relationship to an Australian citizen, age, skill, qualifications, capital and business acumen
>All migrants must meet health and character requirements as per legislation
>All asylum seekers / refugees undergo preliminary security assessments by our internal security intelligence agency, ASIO
>Visa applicants undergo even more stringent security checks
>Those who failed their security assessments, and could not go back to their home countries, are simply held indefinitely in detention centres until they (a) decide to resettle there, or (b) decide to resettle in Cambodia
>The UN has specifically criticised this policy for the third time now
>Australia doesn't give a fuck, and is pushing for even tougher measures
>These tough policies are advertised heavily in all areas internationally where illegal asylum seekers come from
>In handing out citizenship, an English language and 'Australian Values' test is issued with a (recently lengthened) waiting period

This is just the start. How many lives would these policies have saved if they were implemented in France, Sweden, Germany, Norway, Italy and England?

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theconversation.com/european-leaders-taking-cues-from-australia-on-asylum-seeker-policies-66336
coconuts.co/jakarta/news/indonesia-rejected-entry-107-convicted-foreign-pedophiles-far-2017-immigration/
coconuts.co/bali/news/alleged-pedo-turned-back-oz-denied-entry-bali/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_occupation_of_East_Timor#Indonesian_atrocities
survivalinternational.org/news/9852
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What's the point of having though laws like that if you let China conquer you legally anyway?

Don't point them out or they will surely be repealed

Irrelevant non World Cup participation country please ignore this post

wtf- do you think we have a good immigration policy?

You are the lowest cuck around. Faggot.

>come here legally or else
>5 million chinks: i hear you

fuck off, cuck

t. all around irrelevant chinese colony

>First war of independence
>War of Ethiopia
>WWI
>Vlora war against Albania
>WWII
>War in Lebanon
What's the point of being a country if you let literally anyone conquer you anyway?

>Euro flag
kek'd

Notice in the first line of your greentext you said "come here legally"? Well what do you think those *509,555 Chinese people did?

Deluded

No, I don't think we have a good immigration policy. The rest of the world does, too.

theconversation.com/european-leaders-taking-cues-from-australia-on-asylum-seeker-policies-66336

(This, tee-hee, includes the European Union )

>full

the coversation is a left circle jerk. The west is dead because of its immigration policies. The countries of the future i.e. China & India have enthnonationalist immigration policies and are laughing and laughing at the weak dead west, Australia among them..

looks pretty fucking full to me

If you want to come here and live in an inhospitable desert then be my guest.

It is a distraction. We have over a million people coming in a year legally. The 20K refugees and 2K boat people who are turned back are a drop in the ocean compared to the hordes who come via airports

>long-term detention centres in the South Pacific
FUCKING BASED. 25 years ago I had the idea of finding some islands in the Gulf/Caribbean to just stack illegals, 5 year min. terms, they grow their own food or fucking starve, then drop 'em back in their home countries - and if they "lost their papers," etc. they can't leave the island. Eventually, they'd get the idea that hopping the border is no bueno. Good on ya', m8.

He has a point you stupid fucking wanker.

Our politicians and their crony friends are selling everything they can to the Chinese or Indians, along with not enforcing the need to make all the overstaying student visa GTFO of our country.

Watch the Ozcucks handwave this one and ignore all the chinks, niggers and shitskins filling up their suburbs and cities, who are eagerly ushered through, completely legally by their boat people obsessed government masters.
They won't even wonder about the strangely lax protocols in place for making sure visa-chinks that work on their big building projects (that are all sub-par and riddle with toxic materials) actually go home afterwards.

They're already surrounded in their own streets, and they're already disarmed.
They just had a "lone wolf" bust today of a second generation islamic nigger faggot.
There are no checks and balances. There are no integration mechanisms left.
Fucking idiots too busy patting themselves on the back to notice a quiet invasion..

inb4: "Garn fark yerself ya carnt!!" non-argument emotional blankie-baby bogan-pride response.

German colony

Non Ozcuck right here. Good man.

As an American i am jealous that you guys can pass this policy. Over here if we tried to pass anything like this our Zionist Jew owned media would be pissed and say its wrong makeup a ton of morality issues and just say it sucks cause MAH TRUMP.

We need to start highlighting countries like Japan and Australia as good examples of Immigration policy strict and to those who speak the language and has at least a skill or talent to come over and work.

That is the problem is that we are way too sympathetic to those who broke the law that just want welfare and that is why countries like Western Europe, Canada and somewhat in the US here are in the situation we are in.

>>Stops "undesirables" (such as terrorists, pedophiles and serious criminals) from even boarding planes to Australia (1,043 were stopped in 2013 alone)
KEK.
What international media never reported or make it a big deal.

>Indonesia has rejected entry for 107 convicted foreign pedophiles so far in 2017: immigration
coconuts.co/jakarta/news/indonesia-rejected-entry-107-convicted-foreign-pedophiles-far-2017-immigration/
>Sompie added that, of those 107, 92 came from Australia, 12 from the U.S., and one each from France, Portugal, and South Africa.

>Alleged pedo turned back to Oz after denied entry to Bali
coconuts.co/bali/news/alleged-pedo-turned-back-oz-denied-entry-bali/

A westerner holier-than-thou attitude, is what makes your civilization crumbles. The revelation ages is now, you accused others of crimes while you're the ones who always do that crimes.

Lemme 'splain somethin to ya, yank

I got my fancy-pants interwebs machine computer to get a space-box polaroid of the land down undah', and then superimpose your yank-graph ontop of it.

If ya' listen to these ( / ) flamin galah's you'll notice that the majority of this great southern land is already claimed by the fuckin heat, the fuckin crocs, and the fuckin flies.

Let me give you a little legend so this pretty little picture here makes a bit more sense:
>Dark red = Pure fuckin' wasteland, pretty self-explanatory
>Red = Absolutely fuckin' fucked mate, big time
>Orange = Pure fuckin' crocodile-dundee level survival skills are needed to traverse this rugged wilderness for more than a couple'a days
>Yellow = Fuck she's hot mate, only true-blue aussies will last in this heat for long
>Green = she'll be right mate, s'long as you avoid the crocs, snakes, spoidahs, ridiculously venomous sea creatures, angry critters, sharks and dropbears

Now you tell me yank, does this country seem to be gettin' a little fuckin full? Maybe not, but is there enough room to let every terrorist, pedophile, serial criminal, welfare dependent shitbag, arsehole and his dog in? Fuck no

In short; get fucked you geographically-challenged cunt

lol nice try ABO but we all know australia is the most cucked country in Europe

Australia looks like a panther head

>Timor-leste, don't trust the indonesia muslim, they'll steal for you, trust as we have the same faith
>Proceed by stealing oil, gas, border, and now money, jewing out their way out of agreements

What if you accidentally go genocide again

>Indonesian mass killings of 1965 - 1966, 500,000 brutally murdered
>Indonesian invasion of East Timor, 180,000 slaughtered, over 80,000 civilians starved to death when you destroyed their crops and waited for them to either emerge from the forrests and gun them down or let them starve
>Gunning-down, torture, rape and mutilation of children and women partaking in a West-Papua peaceful demonstration in 1998

I could continue, but looking at the shit your country has done / still does just pisses this Aussie off. Let's look at, comparatively, how you're tearing your own country apart with crime seeing as you posted those stats:
>8x the homicide rate of Australia
>25,000 instances of child porn activity occurred in Indonesia every day, with a child-sexual assault rate of 10.1% compared to 0.48% in Australia
>You get the fucking point

In consideration of the above, kindly revisit the following statement:
>The revelation ages is now, you accused others of crimes while you're the ones who always do that crimes.

>inb4 he cites 'muh aboriginal massacre'

Some light reading for you Ketut:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_occupation_of_East_Timor#Indonesian_atrocities

survivalinternational.org/news/9852

>Australia is the most cucked country in Europe
>country in Europe

Nice try, Anders.

This.
God-tier post

kek

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Yeah but what about the six gorrillion gooks we let in and buy up all our property?

You know this to be true, you dog. Also how do you explain Iggy Azalea? What is your excuse for her? Some disgusting culture you've got over there. Wellington is a shitty city too, fuck you. You better pray we don't decide to invade you and DESTROY you soon

Consider the levels of Asian immigration in all other countries in the world. Think about the 5 Million gooks in the States, the 2 Million in Canada, or the 1 Million in France.

Now genuinely evaluate the sociological impact that they've had in comparison to illegal asylum seekers and refugees. Look at Europe, which has been worse:
>mass influxes of Chinese / Asian migrants
>mass influxes of illegal refugees and asylum seekers

Think about the last time you saw a Chinese migrant impose a dogmatic regime like Sharia, erect Mosques, or subsume entire regions until they're "no-go zones". Can you imagine a good "no-go zone"? Like can you fathom a cop car having to retreat because of too many Chinese migrants in too dense an area?

Furthermore, when was the last time you saw a Chinese migrant calling for the massacre and destruction of innocent civilians because they don't conform to their belief. When have you seen a Chinese migrant strap a bomb onto himself loaded with nails and ballbearings, walk into a children's concert and detonate it? When was the last time you saw a mass-stabbing attack initiated by a Chinese migrant, or came aware of an instance where a Chinese migrant rammed a laden truck through a crowd of innocent people celebrating a cultural event? When was the last time you saw Chinese migrants harbour beliefs, in the majority of them, which foster anti-west sentiment, hatred for the country they've moved to, deep desire for the destruction of their host nation's peoples and an active effort to encourage paramilitary murder massacres against their host countrie's population? When was the last time you saw a Chinese migrant drape a bed-sheet with eyeholes over their women lest you drift your gaze upon them, momentarily? When have you last seem Chinese migrants fall into enclaves of rape-gangs, child-abuse, mass-sexual-assault crowds, rioting behaviours or destruction of private property simply because of things like religion / skin colour?

> God-Tier Immigration

kill them all

Just disappointing. Would have been better if you said something like "So how's it feel to have Paul Hanson get defeated?"

That would have guarantee'd got you legitimately angry replies, you Flemmish retard

you have pig in ur ID

Paul Hansen*

you fuckers are pretty based

You're seriously defending mass asian immigration? you're either a gook or a shill for the chinese communist party.

别告诉别人

我們是友善的中國人

You have Abdul in your wife

You and your ilk are the foremost problem in this country, not refugees.

筷子油炸米饭面条面条狗肉

There shouldn't even be nonwhite immigration to begin with

I don't have a wife

你有没有忘记今天警察停止的伊斯兰恐怖袭击?

*Abdul is in your mother

Don't have a mother either :/

*Abdul is in you

好吃

based cop

You lose again. I live in Lappland. Last untouched wilderness in Europe. There are no shitskins here

It's a good immigration policy when the guys most likely to be on the dole are white lower class Anglos whilst immigrants are the least likely to seek welfare and most are slaving away at some Anglo/jew owned corporation, paying for our neetbux. It ain't perfect, but it's better than Europe's and Americans free for all fuckfest. Either way, unless we can get away from the UN immigration agreement, we will always have non white immigration. So why not pick the best ones?

I like to think of them as providing a cultural buffer against Islam.

For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share.

We don't call it the lucky country for nothing.

>For those who've come across the seas
>We've boundless plains to share.


Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"


God Save The Queen was a better anthem.

Fuckin' oath it's a lucky country
Luckiest country on the planet, and I literally believe that. Why should we fuck it up like Germany, Sweden, England, France and Europe generally did.

I have ANZAC blood on both sides and would die for Australia today but we've still got room for a few Toms, Dongs and Harbhajans

>but we've still got room for a few Toms, Dongs and Harbhajans
No we don't. We're seriously full. If we bring any more of these people in we will lose our culture and our nation will become another desolate nigger hive.

For sure man. The hardest workers, the most diligent professionals, the smartest experts, the most caring doctors and kindest friends I've ever known are migrants. 80% of the people I work with and for, are migrants (I work in professional services). The expertise, dedication and professionalism they display are second to none. The fact that we are such a diverse and cosmopolitan society and nation is fundamental to this being a lucky country.

So why would we fuck that all up by letting in the absolute worst of the bunch?

I agree with you though, immigration generally is a good thing - when it's done right, and when the right people get in.

Intangible nouns

As an additional note, this reminds me of an instance back on Australia day in 2014.

I was working in a bottleshop, and my manager was an Indian bloke. He walked into work that day with the biggest smile on his face, the Aussie flag painted on his cheeks, an Aussie-flag hat and a flag draped over his shoulders. He was so stoked to have his first Australia day as an Australian citizen, it was awesome.

Half way through the afternoon, a group of drunk Aboriginals rolled through and abused him for it, telling him to "fuck off back to his own land" and to "fuck his invasion day". He was genuinely upset about it, and told them how fucking ungrateful they were, how stupid they were to not realise the blessing they were bestowed by simply being born here, how many opportunities they've wasted in this land, and how far they could take their lives here if they just gave the smallest iota of effort. He staunchly defended the ideals of this country and did so articulately and with pride. I was so proud man, it was fucking awesome.

Again: Immigration generally is a good thing - when it's done right, and when the right people get in. It would be a travesty to engender enclaves of radical west-hating no-go-zones like in Sweden and England, growing and raising their own young to hate (with passion and fury) the very country which has given them all they have.

We have 200k per year immigration mostly from India and China. Our immigration policy is by no means god tier. Keep reminding my countrymen.

Need to make sure some enterprising Chinaman doesn't fuck that up for you. Make sure it's codified in the law that new arrivals get no, zero gov bennies for 4 generations after immigration. (Jokes on them, world will be gone in 3 generations)

Then you're just going to have to start convincing Stacie's and Brenettes to have more children, as unlike your memes, Australia isn't actually full, and we would be experiencing a population decline if it weren't for immigration. Some in the ADF say that will need an additional 10 million people in western and northern Australia or else face a threat of invasion by one of the many surrounding overpopulated shitholes in the next 40 years, who are growing stronger and hungrier for more resources just as US power is waning in the region, and as rising sea levels drown SEA. Australia is a gold mine, you're seriously naive if you think the Chinks or the Indo's arent planning a takeover of Perth just as America turns it's back on the region. There was a few reports on this very subject. We can't depend on American power after 2050, so we will need to create a self reliant defence force and a larger population.

Fucking brilliant.

Is Australia /thegayest/ country on Earth?

No, New Zealand is.

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