Nofap

>ultra normalfag room-mate of mine jokingly says he's going for a nofap-november
>I decide I'll play along and see how long I can go
>first few days is hell, put most of my energy into working out, watching movies and taking cold showers
>after about a week the uncontrollable urge dies down and my sexuality feels more like a meditative hum than a raging impulse
>two more weeks pass, I feel better than I ever have
>my head feels clearer, I can lift a lot more without feeling as sore and I am blitzing through my work in record times
>had sex three times this month and it has never felt better, I could last longer, push myself further and orgasms feel amazing again

I feel free. As if a great restraint has been taken off my body and my mind.

Is this the path to the Übermensch, Sup Forums?

Yes, it most certainly is OP. The eternal goyim has pushed masturbation onto young men in a subversive attempt to turn us into cuck soyboys, with the ultimate goal of encouraging white women to mate with shitskins and wipe our race out.

Fucking memeflag. Forgot I had that on.

Yeah it feels like it. Since 11-12ish my teachers and people around me have told me how natural it was to masturbate. It became second-nature.

I sacrificed so much clarity for a temporary high, that it shames me to think about.

I feel more masculine. Smarter. More powerful. It's almost surreal how much of a difference it makes.

Oh and if anybody cares, my room-mate failed and confessed to being back in chains. I however will never return.

>he hasn't reached Gohan Blanco mode yet

>yet

I'll get there friend. I'll get there.

Yup.

Last time though I banged my wife too soon after she got preggo and killed the fetus :/

Had a hearty chuckle.

That being said I think the hardest part was just learning to keep your hands away from your dick so often. When you'd by yourself, you'd be surprised how often you touch yourself without thinking.

The first few days it was a struggle to stay afloat.

I think the fact that I actually got laid a few times this month really helped in the early-game.

Back in college it used to help a lot with laser sharp game and fucking randoms. Now that I'm married when I go anywhere it's very difficult not to try to cheat on my wife. Goddamn girl radar goes up and urge to try n hit it goes way up.

>discussing the choking of your chicken with teachers

Is this a common occurrence in norway?

>No blAnco or blue
Have some kittens for not updating the image

I sympathize. I've noticed my mind has become a lot more focused in it's desire to arouse me to slip my hand down my pants. Walking past a billboard and seeing a cute girl in a bikini can be a real distraction now.

Just thinking about it now requires discipline. It gets easier, but a decade of masturbation isn't something the body let's go off over night.

You'd be surprised. We had multiple "sex ed" classes that were focused almost solely around male masturbation and how "healthy and natural" it was.

We even watched a few cringey videos where a cute girl jerks off a dildo.

The common narrative always being:
>"doing this feels good, and is good for you, and you should do it all the time"

Is this not as forced in the UK?

Here, you get half the town out to fire the teacher that discusses this with students

Really? That's surreal. Of course things could have changed quite a bit since I was young. One thing in particular that comes to mind was this weird program they tried out for a little while to teach students about sex.
>teachers found their sex-ed classes to be awkward as fuck and students weren't learning anything
>a ton of teachers said they couldn't get their class to pay attention and most would just giggle their way through it
>I remember filling out some weird form in 4th or 5th grade, evaluating the teachers ability to teach use about sex (looking back at it, this was also a little weird)
>some branch of government approved some experimental program after overwhelmingly negative results on said form
>program involved offering girls and boys who attended the local high-school to come and try to explain to us (probably thinking it would be easier for us to relate if they used our lingo and were in our age-group or something)
>the girls got three or four boys and the boys got three or four girls from the local high school
>they were all really cute, they were clearly dressed up to look "hot" for the occasion and showed us how to apply condoms and such

For some reason I remember it distinctly as I type this out. It was surprisingly effective at teaching us stuff, but I can see why it probably isn't a thing anymore.

Controlling someone sexuality is a cult trait......

Because when you control the most primal parts of a person you control the whole being. Especially with sexuality. Now when you think about sex 100 times a day, you also think about the alt right.

No fap is great, but it can also be a means of cultic control.

Nofap does not mean nosex. You should fuck and get the sweet sensation of dominating your lover in bed and then ending it with a massive ejaculation.

I went 98% no fap about six months ago. Masturbated maybe twice since then. I feel better, look better. My relationship with my partner is better. She has a compulsive masturbation issue to be honest. It is a major turnoff but since no fap I fuck her harder and longer and her compulsive behaiviors have subside a little. She still wants me to have intercourse every day but my work schedule is insane and there is no way we can be in the same place every day anyway.

In my work life I have gone from having almost nothing to extremely wealthy. No joke, I can work harder and longer than ever before. I push myself through my work and it paid off. No I will have a personal chef, nutritionist, gym memberships for me and my team, luxury living now from starting off in a garage. Best part about it is that my anatomy has changed as well. My genitals look better, and my body looks more fit even though I haven't been able to work out at all(working too much). The power of no fap is real.

What the fuck is wrong with scandinavia. You used to be vikings.

True, but we used to be a lot of things. You used to be bandits, rapists, and thieves. Remember that?

>legit question
My wife and I fuck 6-7 times a week, sometimes more. Is that going to have the same detrimental effect as fapping everyday, or is there more to it than just draining your balls all the time?

Fucking is not the same as fapping. You won't get the testosterone-high you get if you fuck your wife that regularly so you won't get all the perks. Once, maybe twice a week is the actual ideal I find (based on my month-long experimentation).

Of course over-indulging in anything can be detrimental, but it is what is.

If you fap twice a day for a week and then suddenly stops, will you produce more cum if you didn't fap? Like making your body used to producing cum faster by jerking off much..?

>>after about a week the uncontrollable urge dies down and my sexuality feels more like a meditative hum than a raging impulse
i was on nofap for months and never experienced anything but a desire to become an animal each time i saw a grill

your society is sick and disgusting and i feel sorry for you

>Is this the path to the Übermensch, Sup Forums?
long term no fap kills your libido with no upsides, it's merely a meme from people who didn't test it or get lost in the illusion that feeling urges is a weakness, because they are too weak to control said urges positively.

weekly is the ideal, it will be easier to keep on the weekly habit if your first hiatus is longer, though.

If you keep consuming degenerate porn the problems will stay even when controlling yourself.

No, this is essentially all in your head.

masturbating (similar to pre-martial sex) should never be done, not because of the le nofap meme from reddit, but rather because it says so in the Bible, if you consider yourself a Christian and indulge in these things then you are a hypocrite. Having sex with people you don't live is degenerate as well.
also the cold shower shit is another reddit retardation meme, ive taken hot showers my hold life and they never made me horny

wtf u have sex everyday? what a degenerate piece of shit ohh its american no wonder

It merely normalizes your libido. Uncontrollable libido is not a state of health and paradoxically points towards high estrogen and serotonin. Ideal libido is everpresent but never overwhelming

Does anyone notice it makes their voice deeper? I swear I sound like a classic soyboy cuck after a bate but within 3-4 days my voice gets considerably deeper

why are you dying of cancer only to misinterpret onanism and then lay cancer holes?