I WOULD LIKE TO BE GERMAN

I would like to be German. I am not Arian, but I'm learning German and I believe in German values. I'm hardworking, I have a degree in engineering, I don't have any vices apart from jacking off to cuckold porn.

German anons, is it possible for me to come to tour glorious Reich and live there, assimilate, impregnate a German Frau eventually and have cute little German kids?

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>I would like to be German. I am not Arian
perfect, you will fit right in

Shoo shoo go away Abdul.

Stay where you are slavic pos

Please let me in, brother Muhammad

as long as you can speak german and can support your life without needing government help and can contribute to the society it should be ok.
I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing but you look like a turk

No.

Kill yourself Sören.

I am German... Swamp German.

But German none the less.

Sören ist was für Landsname?

I will learn the language, work hard, never leech off welfare, pay taxes. I'm not Muslim, I'm agnostic.

100% possible

sure but stay in Berlin, Cologne or Frankfurt. you will fit right in there.

No such thing as a German mutt. They all died in WWII. Just accept your shit mix self.

Sören ist der symbolische Name für den linksgrünversifften Abschaum Deutschlands.

You can be a citizen of the country of Germany but you will never be a German person. Just like you would never be a Chinese person but could live in china

This.

t. German living in Denmark

What does it take to be a German person, sir?

German heritage and German blood you mongrel.

Are you a Muslim? The answer depends upon this.

Will my children be of German heritage?

>cuckold porn.
>that mugshot

Oh you and your jokes Poland.

there is a saying here in germany
in germany youu are the turk
in turkey you are the german.
moving to another country or being born in a country which you shouldn't belong leaves you with no identity

>Are you a Muslim? The answer depends upon this.
I'm not. I curse the Muslims, they have taken my brother to fight for Allah by force. I will never forgive them.

No.

Tear down the fence, Magyar. Let us in.

no they won't be just like the 5th generation migrants who live in germany. The only thing your children can be is a halfblood even then they would still be considered as migrants.

Co ty kurwa robisz w Polsce?
Umrzeć chcesz?

>moving to another country or being born in a country which you shouldn't belong leaves you with no identity

Sadly this too.

Kek

Be proud who you are, Our white friends have created some of the best things in this world, but remember your people. I wish i could stay in my country everyday but i am stuck in this hellhole. stay in your country, it will help you and your country.

You won't enjoy life in Germanistan then

This is why you’re falling

I'm working in a Kebab King restaurant right now, but life here is very hard.

Warsaw?

What is your country, my dear brother?

I'm Bavarian so I don't care about Krauts

you're not dark enough to be german

Breslau. Already a German city. Very close to the border of the country of my dreams.

Bavarian bundeslandism? Is this a thing?

well more power to you
just tell em you are a refugee and you should be fine
worked for few million people

Should be.

Germany should stay united

bavarian is a bundesland

You tell me.

congrats you are now German, pay dnebts for dead jews ok thanks!

Well, there is not point in going to a country your not welcome in, for a start Germans aren't a welcoming people even to other Germans, also you should improve your original homeland, if not your homeland the immediate neighbour, probably be fine in Jordan or Egypt.