President signatures

Which U.S. president has the worst signature and why is it objectively Trump?
>Look at me, I'm such a special snowflake that my signature needs to be bolder than everyone else's and look like a fucking solid rectangle! I'm special!

The Bushes’ signatures are literally fucking curly lines

Damn, that's it lads. Impeachment when?

>Taft refuses to cross his t's
was he an undercover Jew?

John Quincy Adams looks like it was written by 2nd grade me when I was learning to write in cursive for the first time.

>virgin scribble
>chad runes

John Adams looks like a 3rd grade wrote it

>Leftmost column second from the bottom
The fuck is that shit

Looks like a fucking black metal band

John Quincy Adams

I think it's a heart monitor?

>obamas signature

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,.............................................

>1 post by this ID
you cant even write at this point with your far fingers that only exist for grab the dick thah Brock has. fucking faggot.

John Adams looks like Barron Trump wrote his signature

Obama's signature literally just says B.O. and you're saying Trump's Russian handwriting is worse?

LBJ.

Those are pretty shitty all around.

LBJ.

Zin Ze in the bottom middle is objectively the worst.

chekd , guy was literally a dick

Andrew Jackson's signature is great.

Reagan's looks like a kid wrote it.

LBJ's signature looks like the lines on a heart monitor.

checked and kekd

checked and kekd

>Obamas is semen flowing into an asshole

>Trumps is a jagged fortress

Third row, last column is pretty nice, no idea who it is though.

Obama's looks like he's signing for the Zodiac.

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checked and zozzled

Just a phone poster sat at his desktop computer.

>Which U.S. President has the worst signature?
>Why is it objectively Trump?

Are the shekels really worth it?

Agreed. His signature looks less like a signature and more like he
s trying to tell us he's an Iranian proxy

LBJ is fucking unreadable

lbj sucks donkey balls

I just posted once, I don't know what happened.

James Buchanan, can you not read cursive?

checked triplels

Ahh, i guess i can read it. I didnt really try it just looks good.

weeb faggot

HE IS PISSING ON TRUMP

Reagan - best, most masculine
Franklin Pierce - gayest, prettiest
Clinton - signed like a true muhammad
obama - rotated dick
Trump - parkinson's
Old Bush - worst

Communist faggot

This signature will be the final straw. Impeachment inbound at the outer marker.

>andrew jackson was not only the best president he had the best signature too
Imagine that

Lyndon
Carter
Bush Jr.

John Adams had the best signature desu.

Donald SunnyD?
Now that's a president I can get behind.

James Buchanan is probably the best, the Bush's are probably the worst.

Obama's looks like pubic hair

Do you even praise the sun?

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Why the fuck is JJ abrams on this list, he's not a president

That's 2.2. Adams.

His J's and A's look sloppy.

impressive quads

George Washington's is a fucking piece of art. It was all downhill after him.

It's bold and the most legible out of all the signatures so it's still the best.

Clearly Kennedy. His signature looks like he wrote it in the back of the convertible.

Terrible

Best is Carter.

Simple and legible.

John Adams' virgin signature......So proper, so readable

Donald Trump's Chad signature......Nuke gooks all day long.

Obama's: Literal dick n' balls

Trump's: Black Metal Castle

Reagan's is pretty fucking awful

Bill Clinton's is the worst.

Holy shit, Trump writes in cyrillic cursive

He's the president of movies

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>classy, humble signature
>"HAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS XD"
You people are morons. Tell me, have you ever had an intelligent thought in your life? Just one?

Grant's is the worst looking one to me, that underline is retarded.

Trump's signature is thicc, just like the man himself.

You must be so intelligent

Bush boys and O are pure shit

I never knew there was a 3 in George W. Bush.

Trump's is pretty bad in that it's obvious he is trying too hard while at the same time showing his laziness or perhaps ignorance of cursive by using the same strokes over and over again and not legible at all.

Same with Obama and both Bushes, you can't even tell who they belong to. Carter's is pretty aesthetic. But I think the title goes to James Garfield truly beautiful technique, very legible, and clearly inspired the next president's flourishes for the next several generations. Shoutout to Andrew Jackson and Zachary Taylor, who both have beautiful writing.

And this is Prime Minister Justin Soydeau's signature.

I think it means he's a top and bottom.

They're all shit post Reagan except Trump. Obama's is the worst closely followed by Bush's H.

Isn't it just a kids scribble saying lol?

Trinity of Truth.

Fuck. This might be the Russian link we're looking for. Someone call Mueller.

>black metal font
damn he really is our nordic saviour

>no fun allowed

>stop posting anime faces on this anime website
normies OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Man and here thought I was the only one that thought this looked liked Arabic

Andrew Jackson's looks the best imo. Readable yet aesthetic and I like the way he underlines both names.

Bahahahaa fuck my sides burnt up in orbit

>J. Q. Adams and John Adams
Fucking do a proper signature don't give me that "I'm 12 and think that just writing my name down is a good signature" shit.

youre getting bent out of shape over someones signature.

Take a moment to think about that, it might be difficult I know, but really think hard okay user?

Bill Ackman's is much better!!

J.J. Abrams was never president, this list is fake and gay

And George Washington likely was an autist

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Is that used to summon some kind of demon?

trips checked

unchecked quads

who the fuck is the bottom left
literally illegible

Bush sr.

i can name 15 presidents how many can you gay boys name

I can name all fifty bitch get on my level

Trump has studied handwriting and I’m certain his signature is designed to convey specific traits.

ok. i dont believe you

says who

Nixon's autograph looks like a fashion line logo

John Adams' looks like the Harry Potter font lmao