>be me in creative writing group
>disappointmenttomyfamily.jpg
>group is full of liberals and sjws
>they all share stories and poems about their mental illness and depression
>finally another guy comes up
>the only other white fucking male
>begins sharing a chapter out of the book he's working on, the fall of the American republic
>betrayal.gif
>everyone else is salivating for some good ole fashioned drumpf bashing
cont
M8 I'm listening but next time write it out and post it in increments, I hope it's worth the wait user. Looking forward to being my future self.
Don't disappoint me OP.
POST THE REST FAGGOT
OP you better not blue-ball us
>story starts off exactly as expected. a populist democrat runs for presidency
>blatantly aligns with atheists, gays, Muslims, tolerance,
>uses Rome as example of inclusive nation of different people's and how America should imitate it more
>suggests intolerant Judeo Christian culture be replaced as the base of society with Greco Roman culture
>start enjoying it a little while sjws sit on the edge of their seat ready for the Trump hate that is to come
>This president can do anything
>fixes healthcare, starts infrastructure projects, brings about a stimulus package for the space industry
>I actually kind of agree with a lot of it
>even gets Russia to pull out of Ukraine
>says it's like president has magic wand
>my ears prick up
>ends first term with executive order to decriminlize marijuana. not legislation just executive branch wont enforce prohibition, wants to focus on opiate epidemic
>sensible.scratchchin
>president wins in landslide victory after this demonstration of willingness to bring about real change
cont
Come on faggot, gib moar and learn to type
yeow!
Get on with it!
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>starts virtue signaling about global warming
>pushes more Roman culture, people are joining temples to mars and Jupiter and becoming pagans to hit back against evangelicals
>Roman movies are huge. supporters of President are called little Romans
>notsurewherethisisgoing.ext
>reshapes American foreign policy
>announces US will support stability over democracy using stability first democracy later tagline
>goes into Africa and middle east and destroy every rebel militia group
>while in Africa announces to stem global warming
>a large Geoengineering projects is needed
>wants to terraform Sahara desert and begins to with the military pumping seawater into desert
>erected massive solar farms to desalinate the water
>announces that to fill up new territory any European or America who comes will get hundreds of acres for pennies
>white migration into the Sahara takes place
>Muslim nations are furious call for jihad against this western imperialism.
>gettinggood
AND THEN
HURRY UP WITH THE DINOSAUR
NIGGERS
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>jihad
Do tell
fuck
>space stimulus causes mars colonization to begin rapidly
>so fast no other nation can compete with private space indusutry of America
>offers to match money for any person investing in space expeditions dpunlimg the stimulus money
>wealthy people become modern explorers and can win hundreds of thousands of acres on mars
>the rich are now involved in economy causing economic boom
>some people take the matched money and don't invest in ventures into space thinking once his second term is up they can get away with keeping it
>notsofast
>starts pushing for third term so he can secure his legacy
>herewego
cont
>One in one little fight and the mom got scared
>Said you're moving with your Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air
>So I whistled for a cab and when it came near
>The license place said halal and there were bombs on the mirror
>SPQR intensifies
yesyesyesdesu,
keep typing.
Good, GOOD, anakin,
feel your ANGER rising,
makes you powerful,
MAKES YOU STRONGER
you know you've been here for too long when the first thing on a greentext you check out is the last sentence and then check the first letter of every sentence before you even start reading
>there is a marxist revolution brewimg in the lower classes
>libs are cheering on story loving the anti capitalist sentiments
>every time we meet everybody asks him to go first
>the president in the boom uses grachian tactics to fight for a amendment that will repeal the 22nd
>president gives support to rioters dressed in Roman outfitd outside capitol basically siegeing congress
>refuses to call national guard unless they submit
>wins in landslide for 3rd term
>Congress immediately pushes for articles of impeachment led by republicans
>claim president gave backdoor deals to Russia
>turns out president's magic wand of fixing Ukraine and crimes was due to promise to give Russia Constantinople now that Turkey is turning away from US influence
>doesn't say istanbul one time throughout book
>supporters of this president won't believe Congress' muh Russia narrative
>president refuses to accept impeachment
>civilwar.jpg
cont
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?! WHAT ABOUT THE JIHAD?
giv story
Better be worth it please
You must be new here
Nice digits. GET TO THE END ALREADY.
guys no spoilers please
something something dinosaurs
GIBS ME DAT ENDING SENPAI
CHRIST ALMIGHTY WILL YOU GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
>CREATIVE WRITING CLASS
>THIS FUCKING SHIT THREAD
STAY IN SCHOOL OP
Am I on Sup Forums?
DIGITS DEMAND ENDING
Kek
Lets go mate, suspense and shit
His point's in the title. some libtears were harnessed from creative basket weavers.
Holy shit this, OP can't greentext to save his life
Get on with it
I know dino is coming, but I'm enjoying the ride
>not pre-typing it all
FASTER YOU FAGGOT
All of this shit happened in one chapter, right?
Sage
And people screeeeeeeeeched CBTS was shitting up the board.
FFS.
Not a blog.
>Republican party reforms and is now branded as defenders of the republic
>libs use term Republican as a pejorative
>call republic an ancient instution created by white slavers
>pushes narrative that Roman republic was rascist while the Roman Empire was tolerant
>keep using terms like bourgeois and capitalist imperialism to wrile up the libs into Bolshevik fervor
>sjws love the cultural Marxism are ready for victory and overthrow of white America
>The narr!tive takes a dramatic shift at this point
>Republican general steps up to side with Congress faction
>media is split. country is split. know one is sure what will happen
>general defeats impeached pres on the battlefield outside DC
>President runs away to California
>General announces martial law
>California secedes
>new caliphate army in Libya encroaches on new US territory in Sahara
>calfornia resistance is smashed
>calphate army is blown to smithereens
>US arrives at the Dardenelles
>Constinople is put under siege
>Erdogan gets overthrown like Saddam and Ghadafi
>Ataturksmiles upon us
>liberals are pissed off in group but he won't stop
>I'm dying at this point
waiting for bel aire ending. type faster op. are you on your phone or some shit? fuck you're slow.
Get on with it!
checked
Get on with it!
>No new posts
Wtf
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Oh my god this totally isn't going to be worth it
This post.
cmon with the typing OP :DDD
So far it's good, the republicans are the heroes and this is being told to libtards
>People were waiting for this
moar
bump
Sad.
>wrile up the libs into Bolshevik fervor
"rile" you college educated creative writing motherfucker you.
t. a ged highschool dropout that can correctly spell a four letter monosyllabic word.
i dont get it
Be nice to him until we see how the story ends up.
>inb4 OP never posts the final part
>Those evil vile imperialist republicans
>brb gotta manage our new territorial gains in Africa
>Man the Roman Empire was great you guys
Sad thing is I can totally believe the sjws in that class were engaged in that level of cognitive dissonance.
how can u remember the story so perfectly
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nice groyper
Kek'd, underrated post, Here's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's a (((((((((((((((((((((((you)))
If he does that then I suggest we find him and ship him to Mosul in a crate
Or in a few smaller boxes.
>>even gets Russia to pull out of Ukraine
not even in your fanfiction, fucker
>sjws are pissed
>they were cockteased by idea of red America and he ruined their orgasm
>general purges all communists in country
>sets up proscription lists for the rich who he doesn't like. more purges
>no is listening at this point they hate him
>won't even let him finish, ask him not to come back
>I've been waiting weeks for the ending
>turns out one of the girls in the group started fucking him a couple weeks ago
>talking about basically being raped
>give him the heads up but he doesn't seem worried
>group has basically disbanded now
>told him to finish story and put it on Amazon
I've never seen a group of people worked over so easily. He was spoon feeding them until the very end. Probably would have virtues signalled him to a publishing house. Mfw when he sacrificed all that for a top kek
OH MY FUCK OP IUPFOTYWSG&T(*E
TWIST Putin and erdogan kiss and everyone just like lives together in peace
YOU BASTERD SON OF BITCH
WHO WHERE?!
>somebody else who totally isn't me wrote this story and recited it to me, and I am now typing the entire intricate plot from memory
JUST FUCKING SAY THAT YOU WROTE THIS SHIT YOURSELF AND I WON'T EVEN BE MAD I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU WOULD LIE TO ME
...
Good story, happy I stuck around until the end 7.5/10
>turns out one of the girls in the group started fucking him a couple weeks ago
>talking about basically being raped
He didn't fuck her right if she's still thinking like that
FUCK, that's it, that's fucking IT??? An hour and a half, FOR THIS OP? FUCK.
Fun stuff. 7/10
It's a leftist Hitler wet dream lolo
this guy trolled those faggots hard
lmao
For the long ones, open another window in your browser, and refresh the story thread every 5 minutes or so.
That's it? OP confirmed faggot.
Gas the kikes race war now.
That's what I did, but still, what a let down.
ok - but you stil kant spel
>not having this shit typed out before hand
kys op
THIS IS THE FAKEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ
FUCK YOU OP
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And they all got super pregnant. The end.
i dont get the story
he validated the sjw's and then didnt even teach them a lesson
it ended with them thinking their leader would give the whole world a paradise except white men ruin everything
2/10 very disappoint
>Let me recite this entire story from memory
>No, I did not just make this up on the spot it really happened
Nice try Muhammad.
the bait and switch was a lot more glorious in person
well...ok
That was pretty dumb OP. You're dumb.
Why weren't you the one writing this amazing story son? You really are the family disapointment.
>er seen a group of people worked over so easily. He was spoon feeding them until the very end. Pro
Lol
Guud moar