ITT: Anime quotes that describe you

ITT: Anime quotes that describe you
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At least he's not obese. I have him topped being everything bad about him and more.

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Let's just get this one out of the way early

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This counts?

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Gendo was the most sick disgusting fucker I truly can ever imagine.

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He just didn't want to hurt shinji

No, Not that part. The part that he fucking destroyed humanity because he was mourning.
What makes a good day good?

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>Destroyed
Things are better off now

Change 22 to 29 and that's me.

I feel you.
I'm 23 and I've never been on a date, let alone kiss and hug a girl

Cool story bro

R/anime_irl

NO

good one

he's a literal neckbeard

does anyone actually exist with a beard but no mustache who isn't some kind of douche?

The answer is "no".

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Replace table tennis with anything.

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heresy

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This thread is just depressing. Not even in a funny way.

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Sounds fun. You a bodyguard or in R&D/Marketing for a defense contractor? If you don't mind asking.

those words cut deep

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>unburnable trash
That's surprising poetic. Still not picking this up.

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Thats me

>at work, 2 fat but nice girls talking right next to me
>do you have a boyfriend?
>no, they its a waste of time
>yea, no point
>how about you user?
>I got no girlfriend
>really?, someone as charismatic as you?
>yea, well...

Yes, I know she tried making a bit of a move, but I just cant trust people, odd thing is often people trust me more than I trust them, and knowing that makes me feel bad.

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It's funny to see the divide in these threads between the people posting jokes and the sad cunts posting sappy "so ronery ;_;" quotes

Jokes on you, I'm 23

Ouch

What is this from?

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Ouch

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LOTGH is a fucking goldmine. The one where Grimelshausen said he realized his lack of taken when he was 18 is also true.

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>LOTGH is a fucking goldmine
Damn straight.

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I'd give you a hug, no homo

this is literally /r/anime_irl
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i like it

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>That feel when you mastered the act of acting like you're actually doing something
>Get a job and 3 years later and no one noticed I've done work equal to maybe few weeks of slow progress at most

>One year left
I'll get back to college this year, I promise, future me!

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will you?

Nice try asshole, I'm actually a highschool drop out. Close but no cigar.

I'd rather relife and start from scratch, but I'll maybe not drop out if I abuse ADD meds.

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>highschool dropout
How is this even possible? Is highschool education not mandatory over there? At that age there should be also pretty big pressure from your parents to finish. Did you decide to call it quits in your final year when you were already 18 or something?

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>Mandatory
What are they gonna do, get the cops after me? It's like jaywalking, no one cares unless someone actively takes an interest.
>Parents
I seriously hope you are not expecting a chineese cartoon obsessed loser to have had good parenting
>final year
Nope, somewhere between the first and second.

Yeah, I've done fucked up, no point in crying about it now may as well watch all the good anime before I off myself or whatever it is we types do with ourselves. Are these answers good enough that we can leave it at that? This is becoming more blogposty than I wanted to get over a self depreciating jape.

What is your job?

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Probably a government employee, I've known many like that

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It's always like this every christmas season on Sup Forums user.

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I want to fug that robit.

I want to have tender, romantic, session of love making in lotus position with Miku with lots of cuddles and kisses.

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>kissanime
>1366x768
wew

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