Goblin Slayer Thread

Will it happen?

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the cheese GS shared with the team, was cheese made with CG breast milk.

Never.

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>Meticulous autism defeating Gods in Isekai

It means he's not going to accomplish anything at all too, because he has no cheat ability or anything,

That's why the Goddess ditched Priestess as a player and immediately rolled up a Hero. The Hero even defeats the Demon Lord several days before that chapter. The Goddess herself realized she wouldn't be able to utilize him to slay the final boss unless it was a goblin.

It better, I don't see this series going very far without things getting worse or some sort of smart Goblin shows up.

A smart goblin did show up. It targets her farm, but Goblin Slayer never fails perception checks against goblins, so he sniffed out their plan and killed it.

>things getting worse
>cuckery

I'm under the impression GS's player is fucking the GM in private or using tricky dice. He's getting far too many lucky rolls.

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I may not be very caught up on the LN.

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Did the titty witch charm the adventurers in the guild with smoke so that they would accept GS request to repel the farm raid?

What is izetta doing there?

Enjoying the gob D?

There's only 2 players. The Goddess and the Evil God (GM). Goblin Slayer isn't a player, he's an NPC. Also

>He's getting far too many lucky rolls.
That's just the way RNG works. Some people are just luckier than others. It's so bullshit.

Charisma check. Goblin Slayer has near zero charisma excluding his pretty face, which is protected by his helmet.

obviously

TIME IS MONEY FRIEND

This is your hero for tonight.

That means next chapter should consist of wrapping up the fight, cleaning out the remaining goblins offscreen, GS collapsing for three days, then heading to the Guild without his armor or helmet. It'll probably end with Elf asking him to join her for ruins spelunking in a tsundere fashion, or him waking up the next day and finding goblin footprints around the farm.

>give up the Guild Girl to me
Yare-yare, Spearman is such a Chad.

Oh boy! More rape!

>ZOMG TEH

The whole point is he doesn't roll on Shabbos

Some user did a literal transcription in previous threads of how the opening 2 chapters would go in a game session, and GS's player is so meticulous in his build and stuff he's purchased or specced for that the GM has no opportunities to even roll against him because 'even if you rolled a 20 it wouldn't effect me because I have so and so'

That's the impression you're supposed to be left with I think

Sadly no, she's platinum ranked.

Too bad. She kills the demon army, all its generals, and the Demon King all within a month, give or take a few days.

Spearman was pretty bro when he was talking to a helmetless GS and didn't realize who he was.

It takes just a little bit more persistence then.

>Spearman was pretty bro
That's how the Chads are:
patronizing betas, gammas and epsilons while shunning omegas.

Makes sense. The author outright states he's been playing pen and paper DnD for 10 years, so he's got a lot of know how in that field. All I know is that a warrior can take cleave on their second level up.

Too bad that within 4 volumes, not a single main character has been raped in present time.

So GS' player is fucking the GM. If I spawn my character with over a thousand "Armor of Plot convenience" items, I bet my fellow PCs would call bullshit within the first session.

Fairly sure he reveals his face after the raid on the farm. Priestess asks him it as a favor when she is drunk.

>within 4 volumes, not a single main character has been raped in present time
This better be a lie.

Elf slut got close, but no.

>no character has been raped in present time.
>in present time
I smell faint traces of cuckery.

>slut
Wasn't she a confirmed virgin? Anyway, she's a cute, not a slut.

Did you quote the wrong guy, or misread something?

This isn't a story about rape, it's a story about a goblin specialist. Stories ,involving goblins just tend to have rape sometimes. This isn't actually an erotic novel or anything.

I say in present time, because there is, in fact, a character that was kidnapped by goblins in her backstory, and as far as I know, they tortured her for torture's sake.

A 2000 year old dusty vagina.

>they tortured her for torture's sake.
Oh, the blind chick then?
>dusty
>years pass as hours for elves
I bet that's why the fuckers not lvl9000 at their age.
They have a perception of time equal to a 100y\o human: days just fly by.

She's just a thirsty girl.

He receives his fixed helmet from the blacksmith and puts it on before the elf speaks to him.

Oh, right. Regarding your beloved naked boots monk/fighter. In the light novel, the goblins show no mercy for invaders and goblin killers. She survived, but they beat her mangled body so bad, she'd have been better off dead. They didn't even rape her.

>They didn't even rape her.
>something bleak was happening in this room
This is arguable.
Gobs might've managed to slip the D in at least once.

>got smacked and down in one hit

sad. thats what happens when all you do is hunt gobs

It's cute that she left her forest in pursuit of a fun adventure, and then what she got was a very boring, almost mechanical, expertly executed goblin genocide.

It's even cuter that she wants to take Goblin Slayer on a "fun, exciting adventure".

>all you do is hunt gobs
He's no platinum.
Only his guerilla-style allows him to take on hundreds of gobs in certain favorable conditions.
The wall of his abilities does not allow him to take on ogre, there is no shame in it.

I see nothing wrong with it. Better than him somehow being able to stand up again with hotblodded willpower or my friends need me excuse. Even better armored adventures got rekt by the ogre in the opening page.

>no gob rape

REEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING THROUGH GOB RAPE WITHDRAWAL

>He thought and thought, and then said slowly, with hesitation, “I suppose…I think I want…to become an adventurer.”
It's working.

Why do you bother saying this lie in every thread when the translations for that part are months old?

>no onscreen bifurcation until next chapter
Aw.

An ogre is described as being above silver class. The other three silver class couldn't scratch him either. You can say that Goblin Slayer was actually better at dealing with the ogre than the others.

This isn't an erotic novel. Go read Maou no Hajimekata or Himekishi ga Classmate. Lots of rape there.

That ogre in particular was one of the Demon Lord's generals. An ogre among ogres.

>This isn't a story about rape
And the average harem anime isn't about tits & asses
>they tortured her for torture's sake
At least they have decent Slaanesh tastes

>You can say that Goblin Slayer was actually better at dealing with the ogre than the others.

He literally went down first. Even the novice priestess was more useful

Now he's going to use his pay 2 win scrollio he got off the big titted sorceress as his i win button

So credits to her for saving his ass

Go away Slaanesh. This is Khorne time.

>Khorne shill thinks his one dimensional MUH BLOOD god is worth anything

that's not a goblin, that's an orc

No man, he's the autistic metagamer who builds his characters that his actions virtually never fail no matter the result of the die because of modifiers.

Add to that that he basically only fights low level critters that will never challenge his rolls and bam.

>basically only fights low level critters
Various Goblins he's met have greater physical strength than him or otherwise.

Think you mean saving all their asses. And that scroll was specifically to be used as a last resort which GS knew to plan for.

And he's never fairly fought them on 1v1 combat.

No

This is the same for the gobs. Hardly any of the protags fight outside ambushes and surprise.

>fairly

Rules mean nothing when all that is on his mind is kill by any means.

>low level critters that will never challenge his rolls
Not only did he have to start out but they grow curiously unattentive & deaf when he's around.

Women are going to be his downfall mark my words.

Post desudesu link or mega.
I only know of blog with partially translated chapter 2.

Piece of shit woman corrupting Gobbo Slayer.

>He literally went down first
A fucking vanguard you know what this means?

Is the chapter translated somewhere? Or are we waiting for the "oficial" release?

After some anons got on korean translatorbro's case for his basic typesetting skills, I'd be honestly surprised if we got translations before the official one leaks.

A personal bodyguard to the commander?

DELET THIS

How hard must GS's dick be after seeing his personal priestess be useful?

Fucking plebs, now I have to wait one more day.

But it's the fucking holidays

Should I bother to lurk the archives or fan tl is not ahead of Jew Press LN vol1?

The translated LN is pretty nice.
It clear up a lot of things.

Fan TL in on chapter 2 of volume 1.

It makes sense that the GM favors goblins when it was revealed that goblins are a majority of his worshipers, second only to human heretics.

Has there been a prominent source of elf lore where they hibernate in a tree or something and that most of the non-adventuring time of their lives are spent dreaming? It'd explain why the fuckers never do anything until shit goes sideways.

>hibernate in a tree or something
I think they spend days doing mostly hippie shit like singing retarded songs, hugging trees and meditating with forest spirits.

Sometimes they're just isolationist & prefer only going by their own lives.

if you knew korean on your holiday, would you voluntarily spend 3~5 hours translating, cleaning, and typesetting each and every page by yourself, when you can easily wait for someone to do it for you?

Don't be shitty.

You forgot the part where Dwarves chop down their trees for industry.

Making a thousand years old elf not having experience equal to this is just retarded and the authors fault.

>thousand years old elf
>not having experience
Thousand years of tree hugging user.

I do question why they must be old. Do they spend centuries as infants? That would carry shittons of problems maintaining a population. I see no reason why they can't just be younger. Maybe the elf is lying like elves usually do.

In D&D a thousand year old elf is just as level 1 as a 16 year old human.

I think in DnD settings elves can't even get thousand years old.

When the fuck are the characters getting names

>it's actually their real names the whole time

I dunno, user. If I could live for a 1000 years, I'd spend it living alone and jerking off peacefully.

Never. This is that sort of setting, like an old school, pixelated rpg.

Yep, Jesus this thread is full of shit, you should stop talking about a fictional race that you only know from doujins.

>This is that sort of setting, like an old school, pixelated rpg.

Don't recall rape being in an old school rpg setting my man

What did you expect, when there's a cult of fans waiting for the next rape to happen?

Fuck off. The story is about a guy that kills goblins. Stories involving goblins are bound to have a little rape. We've just reached the part where the author no longer has to demonstrate that rape will happen.

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>hasn't played early 90's h-games

This series (and threads) would be better without rape.

>>implying i even existed in the 90s
Amazing user, you shot yourself in the fucking foot. How about you lurk for 5 years?