Is he some type of god?

is he some type of god?

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Is he finally getting an official assburgers diagnosis?

winrar 4skinstrikes again

>Go to class
>Teacher tells you going to classes like this makes you appear less human
>Pay teacher one million facebook bucks
>Never go to class again
>Continue to appear reptilian

only in his mind

Sounds exactly like a way to curb his autism. I’m surprised he’s done this well so far to be honest if it’s that crippling.

Also google mark zuckerberg sweat

>be multi billionaire owner of largest bot net on earth
>get ass blasted into therapy by some retards on a Yugoslavian flapjack griddle

CIA put a lot of time and money into him. Anything less than at least 1 presidential term will be considered a failure by the decision makers.

he's either a reptillian or a robot

he's a fucking jew

he has other jews helping him protect his monopoly while he steals all his good ideas from goyim

Does anyone foresee a future where zuckerburg makes Facebook buy twitter and shut down all trumps social media accounts prior to running.

The Jews aren't fully human

He should teach coding in online videos

The news just gets better and better today.

>be zoidberg
>100 yachs on call full of sluts who will blow you without even asking
>halt everything to give a shit about memes posted on Sup Forums that think you're an alien
my fucking sides

That's exactly what a robotic alien would do! He's not fooling anyone!

Listen. I function best in environments of radical honesty. This means I want you to be completely transparent with me. You an an expert on human interaction, so please tell me how I can improve my demeanor so people perceive me to be likable and trustworthy.

I require this information to behave optimally and to achieve my goals. You can begin communicating as soon as you are ready.

lmao, he saw all those memes we did, didn't he?

he hasn't got a degree or bachelor in that field?

He's clearly on the spectrum.

send that sperglord drinking with me Ill turn him into a human

He's one of the inter-dimensional beings that Alex Jones was talking about.

>he hasn't got a degree or bachelor in that field?
People who have problems with psychology study psychology.

I fucking love fish out of water mark

So zucc bows to the memes ?
Is he our reptile bitch now?

kek this seems to be true

While the CIA pushed Faceberg and his surveillance tool, the Rothschild Zionists want their new messiah Jared Kushner to be President in 2024.

So our "choice" will be (((Kushner))) vs (((Faceberg))).

It's already rigged.

People tought Trump vs. Hillary was bad but this would be even better. Why even pretend to do this voting stuff anymore?

I bet you 1 Bitcoin, he isn't going to resign as Facebook CEO, like Trup had to do with his hotel business. And no one will complain

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rich sociopath zuck is funnier than robot/lizard zuck

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HELLO FELLOW HUMANS.

>a kike
>a god

Really makes goys genuflect...

HES GETTING UPGRADES!

Internet shitposting is the great equalizer.

You can be a multi billionaire technocrat wanting to take over the earth, but a shitpost from a NEET with a waifu pillow and a pirated copy of photoshop can still send you round the bend.

Surprised no one said Sup Forums wins again.

Hello Mark. Adding a time of day secondary greet after your initial greet would be a good upgrade for your post.

Example:

Hello fellow humans and good evening.

shut it down

>but a shitpost from a NEET with a waifu pillow and a pirated copy of photoshop can still send you round the bend.

I wouldn't want it any other way.

I thought dogs could detect them?

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He needs to drop dead. Mark Zuckerberg is FUCKING EVIL.
FACEBOOK IS FUCKING EVIL

KYLE ODOM THREAD???
KYLE ODOM THREAD!

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>God

He is a theif that took advantage of white peoples guilt to steal ideas that he could never have created by himself.

If this is your definition of God then your fucked for all eternity.

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cuckerberg is a bot

You wannna try to shoot zucc 5 times in the head point blank with a .45 and see if hes fine 3 hour later?

>CIA put a lot of time and money into him.
they got more hatched reptillian eggs, no need to worry this one is a total sperg loss

the guy has the charisma and personality of a potato

im going to be really pissed if he actually runs for the democrat party

we need our charismatic retard

we need our donald drumpf

what a creepy mother fucker
why not take acting classes?

Why does no one ever post the roadkill one? Been looking for it.

Pelosi is too fucking brain dead to be an alien surely? and why isnt McCain on that list?

>So our "choice" will be (((Kushner))) vs (((Faceberg))).
until somebody with a sense of US election history realizes no jew can ever win in the south and some loudmouth steals one nom or another and it's the same old bullshit all over again

he's obviously all fucked up on serious drugs

>teacher gave me an A in human class today. If I felt human emotions, I would be proud

The democrats are never getting into power again. You heard it here first.

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STOP
USING
SOCIAL
MEDIA!!

CYBER CHRIST
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>we need our charismatic retard
>we need our donald drumpf

you have one, he's been there the entire time, he runs every year, and they call him a cult lord

Anyone actually have a source on this?

>he's recalibrating his algorithm to be more human-like
lmao

cant fool us zuckerborg

FACECAF

Those are probably two of the least likeable people to run. Even Clinton has more charisma than both of them.

ZUCKERBERG FIRMWARE VERSION 2.02.0

Is that a CIA nigger?

HAHHAHAHAHAHAFBAHHAHHA

Lads we have a confession!

You know psychopaths like politicians and big businessmen don't actually have the same feelings and emotions as average humans. They have to learn to emulate them to appear normal.

He's like some kind of black hole of charisma

>EkTSOYWG
>TSOYWG
>SOYWG
>SOY
The answer to that is in your ID it seems.

Acting classes are just everyday life for him. He's clearly bad at them. The Zuck does not see the logical explanation as to why human lifeforms engage in mimicry.

God? No.

Autistic? Inhuman? Owns a data-mining soul ripping website? Yes.

>Mark Zuckerberg returns to the factory to have his software patched after failing to assimilate with the biological creatures of planet Earth.

>ywn be payed a lot of facebook bucks to teach a turbo autist how not to look so autistic

They're trying to groom him for president, but it's not working

You can't force memes

Hahaha

I don't know why he doesn't just teach himself. It's called hiding your power level and it isn't difficult unless you're beyond help.

Yeah this is totally what a human would do

>me and my human family
>mammalian startle reflex
>humans humans humans human

Oh God, I'd love to meet the team who came up and wrote these memes. Thank you based bros for your service.

>I don't know why he doesn't just teach himself
his autistic brain doesn't realise that it has autism

Behavior is the least of his problems in that regard. The only way he could appear more human is with extensive plastic surgery.

He just proved our point

Fucking kek don't make me laugh at work

anyone got the dead dog one?

Here you go user.

ahh, like fine wine.

Exquisite

Good. The ManCar project must be seen through to completion.

>The only way he could appear more human is with extensive plastic surgery.
yeah but Zucc would not go in that direction

Seriously though, wtf happened to these men?

>Zucc will not go in that direction
We can only hope that he embraces the will of the Bog so that he may transcend his current physical form.

I can't tell if that is real or more subtle trolling

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Are you implying that you require a swift explanation of the events?

So we hate Mark or love him, I don’t understand?

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we love him because we hate him. zuckerberg 2020!