PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump/SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/GOP remarks on NoKo/Taxcuts 11/28/17
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>VP Pence receives Herman Kahn Award @Hudson Inst 11/28/17
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>VP Pence commerates creation of greatest ally 11/28/17
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>US Combatant Commands Pentagon Press Brief 11/28/17
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>Sen Budget Cte Passes Tax Bill, autistic screeching ensues 11/28/17
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>GOP leadership presser after lunch 11/28/17
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>Pres Trump comments before lunch w/GOP 11/28/17
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>Pres Trump arrives @Capitol Hill 11/28/17
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>Ivanka in PooLand shooting the shit 11/28/17
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>PooM Modi opening remarks @GES 2017
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>SoS T-Rex on US/EUR relations @Wilson Center 11/28/17
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>UN Amb Haley on UN mission to S.Sudan 11/28/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 11/28/17
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>Pres Trump hosts Code Talkers @WH 11/27/17
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>FLotUS Melania is an Angel 11/27/17
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>ACt Dir of CFPB Mulvaney Press Brief 11/27/17
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>WH Video: Christmas Decorations @WH 11/27/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 11/27/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #41 (Thanksgiving Message) 11/23/17
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/ptg/ President Trump General - Meme Machine Running 24/7 Edition
MAGA
>Trump curse.
The man who wrote these articles for WaPo was fired.
THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!
I love Kellyanne.
>Netherlands say suspect was Dutch
>Leave out where he was actually a second generation Moroccan Muslim
Netherlands is too far gone.
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This lispy Dem faggot doesn't know what the fuck he is going on about, he's just trying to emotionally influence people who don't know any better as well
>muh free passes for the rich, muh republican scheme!
c-span.org
Never Trumper BTFO.
Funny how they don’t mention he wrote for the Washington Post.
Imagine being this obsessed with someone you absolutely despise.
(to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
In two thousand and one.
Her name was Lori Klausutis,
Her name was Lori Klausutis,
Her name was Lori Klausutis,
Died in two thousand-one.
They had an affair, she said she would tell
So Joe decided to kill her
In two thousand and one.
He picked up a bust of Lincoln,
He picked up a bust of Lincoln,
He picked up a bust of Lincoln,
And he caved in her skull.
So now there was a dead body,
So now there was a dead body,
So now there was a dead body,
On Joe’s office floor
He call in a friend
Who was an M.E.
Together they covered it up,
The murder of Lori.
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
In two thousand and one.
America save this continent
We love our angelic first lady don't we, folks?
does he have the downs?
How is it that the Trump curse is so real?
When will I be rewarded for my loyalty?
>FellowKids
>thought no brakes was a joke
>there actually aren't brakes
>golddigger
>angelic.
hey guys serious questin here, why should I give a shit about the future of the white race when I can't even get a qt gf?
FUCK DRUMOF AND FUCK FEET
>Random ballet dancer
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>According to former CIA director James Woolsey, who was at the December meeting, Flynn and the Turkish officials discussed the possibility of kidnapping fugitive Turkish cleric Fethullah Gulen – “in the dead of night,” according to Woolsey – and delivering him to the government of Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, who has accused Gulen of being one of the ringleaders of a 2016 coup against the Erdogan regime. Friday’s story in the Journal advanced that previous story by revealing the price that Flynn – and his son, as it happens – would be paid for this act of international abduction.
lol
Why are they all American flags
He won, didn't he?
bernie sanders always says the same shit.
How long are you gonna keep this up leaf?
America must save itself first. Once that is done, if Evropa remains, America may take up arms in her defense.
this guy looks like what I imagine a dwarf would look like
Wow, that totally justifies that Muslim's actions. I am feeling some strong Trumpgret right now.
This time we'll get it right. Better not leave the Swiss untouched those greedy mountain shalom sandniggers.
Nice autism
If there is one meme that I want to never die it's this. Awooo
barely relevant, but does anybody have salty JK Rowling tweets about Trump and his supporters winning all the time with shoddy Harry Potter analogies? I want to laugh at some of the oldies but goodies without having to actually hunt through her awful twitter feed
MAGA
MILLIONS AND BILLIONS
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Dutch crutches video was a fake
Hahahahahahahaha
Ironically when Trump constantly talks about fakenews LMAO
Does it even fit on the board anymore? Should we start dividing the graphic up by curse severity?
Just saying, shes not ANGELIC
I still think shes beautiful and a POWER woman!
Trump wouldn't have run without her support behind him!
Shes NOT an ANGEL though.
SORRY!
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That's quite enough out of you.
Why do people FORCE this guy so hard?
>"Somewhere Ann Curry" and Tamron Hall and Katy Couric and Anne Hathaway are having a tea party. #mattlauer
This is the gayest thing I’ve seen on Twatter. I’m gonna start using this gif.
Is anyone here good with gifs? Can you make a Hillpepe one of her sipping tea, please? I’m too much of a rural retard to do that myself.
If you think the American (((MSM))) is retarded, check this shit out - especially when they keep asking about Freeze 4 Freeze
> youtube.com
Absoluetly
It can't anymore. There's no telling if we missed any too. We have to make a whole new one now.
The bride in question is part black.
archive.fo
>subpenises
JEJ
SMOKE WEED
Why are there any non-Americans in /ptg/, some of which are full-time bakers? Such is just the way of the board.
>How is it that the Trump curse is so real?
I suppose one could only ask that if they were not spiritual.
>FUCK FEET
Why? Do you like it?
By the time his eight years are done, there won't even be enough space on The Wall to engrave the names of all the victims.
>people keep telling me it's bad cause the big evil corporation is gonna create gay nigger packages and evil shit
They also happen to be the same corporations shilling for NN.
Certainly causes me to ponder. Why would a company want more regulatory compliance to deal with? Because they think it will make them less money? Or because they have pawns in place working at the FCC to ensure favorable treatment?
"What did Trump retweet?
The first video purportedly shows a "Muslim migrant" attacking a young Dutch man on crutches. However, the claim in this tweet appears to have little substance.
A spokesperson from the Dutch Public Prosecution Service told the BBC that the person arrested for the attack "was born and raised in the Netherlands" and was not a migrant, as claimed in the social media post.
The Netherlands Embassy in Washington DC confirmed this on Twitter."
>that pathetic spin
>this is BBC too. Lol.
Oh my her skin has a slightly different pigmentation, god help us all western civilization is falling!!!
fucking morons.
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>According to James Woolsey
hahaha
Yeah why would the director of espionage lie? Totally honest guy with no hidden agendas, I'm sure.
It's my lucky day lads
She's also American, which is more important IMO
All you need to know
Trump's retweets have been like a Rorschach test; Everyone interprets them how they want
So why not honour the non-Americans, Yankeedoodle?
Psycho Joe, back when he founded the Independent Florida Sun, went by the aliases of Izzy Walser and Esther Bankhead... for his own company.
BURGERED
Cover it in guac
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Shes Canadian from Toronto, just lives in L.A.
>Implying women have any other value than birthing and raising children
>Implying parasitism is not inherent to the female of the species
how much is that worth, seven delegates?
Different Editions
>Failed business edition
>you're fired edition
>Grabbed by the Pussy edition
>I'm not seeking another term edition
Queen of Netherlands in same business as the Rothschilds. Regular builderburg attendee the tip of the pyramid.
Drumpf is a clown
That is really good advice.
Thanks Jeb!
Oh shit, I was hoping you'd save us from ourselves.
>these actually exist
I know what I'm asking Santa for
America is the only world superpower.
maybe try learning a skill instead of expecting others to do it for you.
>>According to former CIA director James Woolsey
Stopped right there.
>yfw the next british royal prince or princess has dual American citizenship and can run for public office
i-is this part of their master plan to take back the States?
>Being this degenerate.
Thank you VSP
On a scale of 1 to 6 gorjilion how fucking assblasted was the media over the “anti-Muslim” retweets?
>successful millionaire model
>gold digger
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>Demolition Derby champion
lol
Probably not, but yeah his stupid hairstyle makes it look like he does.
>LARP as a 3-time Central Alabama Demolition Derby champion
Dream big, Joe
bret bair on fox just "fact checked" it too
>We love our angelic first lady don't we, folks?
Don;t know about 1st
Always love Louisa's 80's hairstyle
Why would trump pit that guy on his transition team then?
Pence wanted him on the transition team lol
>Dictator El-Alibaba commissioned a tapestry that supposedly depicted a Christian colonist punching an orphan. However, it was actually a Mormon tourist.
EL-ALIBABA BTFO
>Keep the internet free
>By having the state regulate it
How do people get so brainwashed they believe the exact opposite of reality? When in history has an industry EVER become more free via government intervention? Busting up the railroad monopolies over a century ago? I think that was the one time.
Remember when people were screaming for the 25th a few threads ago as a joke?
>Now, it may be that Trump knows full well he is lying. He may take delight in horrifying aides and lawmakers, like a child relishing the shock on adults’ faces when he uses foul language. If so, that makes him a moral abomination unworthy of his office, but not bonkers. If, however, he actually believes that former president Barack Obama wasn’t born in America, that Obama wiretapped him, that he (not Hillary Clinton) won the popular vote and the women’s vote and that it’s not his voice on the “Access Hollywood” tape, then he’s something far more problematic than a liar. In such circumstances, he would be mentally and emotionally incapable of performing his duties (which require one to grasp and process reality) and it would be long past time for him to go.
Here we go again.
more like an exit strategy so they can force a Brexit by gaining American statehood
Is the toothpaste queen more evil than the Britbong queen?
Help, fascism is rising in Brazil, we need to stop it
#NoHate
That would actually be a fantastic excuse to add a Constitutional amendment barring dual citizens from holding public office or being employed by the government at all. You can't say MUH ISRAEL when telling brits to fuck off is literally what the country was founded on.
No. I hate them. fuck off drumpfy
>trusting anything Woolsey says
Proven liar under oath. On the CNN payroll. Disregard.