What if Santa is posting on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW?
What if Santa is posting on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW?
Andrew Scott
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Lincoln Hughes
Santa doesn't even exist how could he post on Sup Forums?
Easton Hernandez
delet, there are a lot of loli on this board now
Chase Watson
Santa never gave me a present
Julian Walker
Santa isn't real you stupid kid
Owen Martinez
But Santa is real.
Evan Garcia
edgy *tips fedora*
Logan Reed
Fuck you Santa, get back to delivering presents you lazy sack of shit.
Levi Jackson
>shockingtruth.jog
Aaron Bennett
But Sup Forums doesn't exist right now we are all still in your head OP, your in a coma it's time to wake up.
Sebastian Perry
Why is everyone so nice today?
Jonathan Hill
no, he can't wake up yet
Christopher Phillips
*tip*
James Price
My wife Chino is so cute
Justin Ramirez
I am. Here is your gift!
Easton Ortiz
No I'm not.
Gavin Ward
Will you let santa put it in?
Jason Russell
Lies and slander, go the fuck away.
Eli Rodriguez
That's because your family is poor
Jason Perez
Dumb Chino poster. Santa is in your heart.
Adam Lee
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Brandon Johnson
The sleigh is basically auto-pilot so plenty of free time to shitpost on the phone.
Roaming charges are crazy though.
Brayden Murphy
how can santa be real if Sup Forums is not real?
Jace Rivera
Not yet he is still sleeping off all that sherry.
Leo Scott
Conceptual anthropomorphization
Lincoln Rogers
Is Santa a god?
Alexander Butler
Santa is just anyone who gives gifts to someone else.
So, there are probably a fuckton of Santas posting on Sup Forums and all the other boards (besides maybe /po/ or something).
Henry Thomas
>A guy who visits endless amounts of babies in just one night and gives them presents
May as well be
Connor Ward
At the very least he's a benevolent spirit
Connor Evans
Not in Christmas, please.
Cooper Morris
im satna
Christopher Fisher
He is, at the least, a DIO
Ryan Garcia
Coal receiver detected.
Henry Russell
apparently 8-year-old girls can still believe in santa
Leo Foster
What if Chino is my CUTE WIFE?
Hunter Bell
What if moot is posting on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW?
Nolan Carter
Santa is real. He's just kind of a jerk.
Dylan Turner
LIAR
Isaac Allen
So can 16-year-old girls if they're really sheltered.
Gavin Richardson
>you'll never date a really sheltered jailbait girl that believes in Santa and is completely oblivious to lewd stuff.
Nicholas Barnes
he doesn't believe in santa
Joshua Baker
DELET!!!
Carter Ross
But Santa isn't a cute little girl... right?
Hudson Brown
This. Santa obviously isn't real. Just imagine what kind of resources it would take to travel around the world in one night and give out gifts. There's no way I could do that.
David Ward
Zamasu could do that.
Jonathan Roberts
What if I'm secretly Santa and don't know it?
Jordan Hughes
People are fucking morons because they claim Santa would have to travel at the speed of light to deliver all the gifts when it's obvious Santa has time powers i.e. the ability to freeze time. Fucking plebs.
Elijah Ramirez
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Jonathan King
>implying I would ever post in a shithole board such as this one
Isaiah Long
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Andrew Nelson
That would explain why I only got chocolates and nothing under the tree
Get to work you lazy ass.
Aaron Richardson
Or is she?
exhentai.org
Ryan Smith
Santa please give me a keyboard. Also, Jesus is better than you.
Hunter James
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Nathan Taylor
kek
Camden Watson
hahHHA IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?????????
Kayden Morgan
What have you done?
Nathaniel Adams
That's some great bait