Would you rather be with your waifu, or be your waifu?

Would you rather be with your waifu, or be your waifu?

>be my waifu
>get dicked by hundreds of anons and used as a cocksleeve
Sounds fun

Does normalfags wants to become their wife?
It doesn't make sense. Some 2D girl can become your waifu because you've fallen in love with them, not because she is idealized version of yourself or something.

obviously the first one

What kind of sick joke is this, becoming your waifu? You need help user, its not healthy to want to be the object of your attraction.

It's the next level

I REALLY want to be a girl.

What kind of shit question is that

Of course I want to be with my beloved.

With, obviously. As long as it entails me becoming 2D instead of her becoming 3D.

Neither will happen anyway.

Have faith user. We might get real AI in our lifetime. Couple that with powerful VR and you're set.

That AI should be a perfect recreation of a complete, developed human brain and on emotional levels too, otherwise the immersion will break whenever she does something out of place or responds to you weirdly.

Or they could cheat a bit and just make a series of scripted events with slight variations each.

Also they would have to invent some sort of full body skin tight suit with touch simulation and maybe even smell simulation.

>go to sleep with googles and touch-simulator suit on
>wake up in a well furnished house in a comfortable king sized bed
>but where is the waifu?
>you hear crackling sounds, and the smell of crisp bacon and eggs strikes your nose
>waifu peeps her head out of the door frame
>"Honey, are you getting up?"
>in real life, the pre-installed food conveyor belt slides the food into your gaping mouth, while waifu feeds you the breakfast she worked so hard on

Just simulate intelligence with ability to learn and improve upon itself and that's the last humanity will have to discover. Just let that AI make you AI waifus.

The first one obviously. I want to interact with her, stroke her cheeks, talk with her and hold her in my arms

I want to be the waifu of the poster below me.

I'd rather be my waifu, so I could fuck any and every guy that I want to.

>being unfaithful slut

There is no point in skin suit and googles, they would never be good enough.
Robots would be fine.

Does ESLs knows what normalfag means?

You don't need to replicate my grammar mistakes, I can see them.
Normalfags are people who are only interested in mainstream, they share views mainstream media show them. They hobbies are pretty shallow, they value theirs and others life according to how rich is their sex life and usually judge others because they believe their way of living is the only correct one.

>not having a different cute girl to self-insert as
Waifus are pure maidens you want to feel affection from. Selfus should be cute/cool looking girls you want to look and act like.

Can I be both?

how?

>be a waifu
>be treated like onahole by autistic, acne ridden, unhygienic anons
>be the main character of a NTR doujin with rape and mind break with orcs made by a creepy doujin artist
No thanks.

What if I'm already the object of my attraction?

Be with.

I doubt that anyone who would want to be whatever girl they call a "waifu" really understands what waifu means.

explain

This question separates people who actually love their waifu from those who are just horny degenerates.

Mai waifu is not one of the girls I'd like to be.

>be a waifu
>live a poorfag life in Mumbai
>be a servant and being constantly beaten
>join the military research program and become an operator of a prototype.
>get stabbed by your new friend in a face with a beam saber
Nah

Be with her. I want to hold her, even for 5 seconds.

Both. Masturbation style