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Erika is mai waifu.

Man I haven't played Umineko in over 3 years, I should play it again.

>tfw finished first 4 arcs
>can't choose between S;0 and Chiru
Chiru is longer right?

Chiru is long as fuck, but the pacing is a lot faster than in ep 1-2 usually so I found it easier to read.It's been a while since I played it so I may be understating it.
Also I hope you're playing with the original sprite, the ps3 sprites just aren't as good.

Posting best Seacat.

Merry Christmas.

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>hating erika
What are you a fag user?

I want to deito Lucifer.

Nigga I'll fight you

Who else is hype for S2?

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>tfw I can't find the scum battle theory I posted over 5 years ago through the /jp/ archive

>tfw no murder mystery family get together for christmas

I'd hate to be the detective in my family.

Nah fuck that, I'd rather go back to the days of inane shitposting about stupid theories like moontrice, ghodatrice, shkannon.

>You'll never have the chance to fuck Rosa, Eva or Natsushi.

Seacats truly has the best memes

youtu.be/ZB01uKJbl0I

Evatrice was just so good

>you'll never have a chance to fuck Jessica
>you'll never have the chance to let her be raped by multiple guys at her school for fun
>you'll never marry Rosa and fuck Maria as she sleeps
>you'll never impregnate Natsuhi and convince her that Krauss is the father
>you'll never fuck Kinzo's burned corpse
>you'll never burn Maria diary one page at a time in from of Ange
>you'll never kill Tohya in front of Ange
>you'll never rape Ange on Tohya's body
>you'll never kill Bernkastel
>you'll never chain Beatrice to your bed
>you'll never convince Rudolf that Kyrie is not worth fucking and that he can do better
>you'll never watch Krauss rape Eva every night
>you'll never fuck Shannon in front of George
>you'll never fuck Jessica in front of Jessica
So many thing lost.

>you'll never fuck Jessica in front of Jessica

should i give umineko a chance? I tried getting a copy and getting it all working a few days ago but I didnt want to jump through the endless loops.

HOW CAN OTHER SEACATS EVEN COMPETE?

>not cutting her in half and fucking her lower body in front of her
But anyways, I meant
>you'll never fuck Jessica in front of Kanon

Read Higurashi first.

By existing.

They simply cannot.

WHO HERE?

I hate her and her stupid hat.

That's not a hat, it's her head.

wow dude, that's kinda harsh.

You forgot
>You'll never verbally raped by Erika
>You'll never be intellectually raped by Erika
>You'll never be raped on your wedding night by Erika
>You'll never go on pirate adventures with Erika

I want to fuck this squirrel.

I purposefully avoided Erika because she died when she jumped off the cruise ship.

>a 1000 years old witch will never murder your entire family with magic
Fuck this life

The smuggest.

Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.

Guys, I'm on chapter 4 and I've finally solved it.
The culprit is Gohda. Everything can be explained through hallucinogenic food. Beatrice is someone that Gohda had an affair with who is mad at him.

How could Godha have killed everyone in Ep 1-3 and 4 if he dies early?

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Krauss' nightly rapes.

Fuck off goat, Erika is the witch of truth. She exist outside the gameboard and reality, she's alive forever faggot.

Nah it's Jessica, moontrice is real.

Seems that someone can't accept the truth.

New WTC when?
Come on, R07.
I'm dying for a new mystery.

Nigga I'll fight you

But can you fight the truth?

It's worth it when you manage to get it working. You'll also need to get Chiru on top of it.

Whatever happened to that Space Marine Visual Novel that he announced?

The art style for this is crappy

Merry Christmas and remenber, magic is real.

Read up to ep 5 but I can't be assed to continue any more, please spoil me.

Gohda did it all

Umineko was boring

I'll fight it with my dick fag

You are a huge faggot, senpai. It was the best time I ever had on Sup Forums.

I love Erika!

Seacats threads were always the best.

Just in case people weren't aware, Majikoi A-2 just got a translation. One of the characters, the robot Aisu, is voiced by Kuwatani Natsuko, who also voiced Erika in Umineko. It's only the second time she's ever voiced H-scenes in a visual novel. So if you liked her voice, you might enjoy some of those scenes.

I was not aware, thanks for the info user.

In case people weren't aware, in the recently translated Majikoi A-2, the robot Aisu is voiced by Kuwatani Natsuko, who also provided Erika's voice in the Umineko VN. It's only the second time she's done h-scenes in a visual novel, so if you liked her voice for Erika you might enjoy some of these h-scenes.

Merry Christmas fellow seacats!

All I want for Christmas is Rosa or Lucifer. Lucifer is highly prefered.

You tell me

No sorry, senpai. Not even close.

You're not helping your case any

>people playing seacats without R07 sprites

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You know, it's kind of funny. We used to argue over whether R07's poorly drawn sprites were better than the PS3 souless ones, but I think we can all universally agree that the Pachislot sprites are objectively the worst.

I hope sysadmin is having a comfy Christmas.

I can understand higu, the art is horrendous. But umineko art is great

No, best detective coming through.

Shannon Kanon and Beatrice are the same person. They are the child of Kinzo and his daughter Beatrice, who is the child of the original Beatrice, who was an Italian who arrived on Rokkenjima (where Kinzo was based in the war) with gold from fascist Italy. Beatrice, the child Kinzo had with his own daughter, was offered to Natsuhi as a kid since she and Krauss couldn't conceive. Under stress, she pushed a servant who was carrying the kid off of a cliff, killing the servant. Genji, Nanjo, and Kumasawa hid the fact that the kid survived from Kinzo, afraid he would try and have relations with them like his previous child. Turns out, the kid was a boy and had his genitals smashed by the cliff incident and was raised as a girl until he found out the truth after solving the epitaph, which was meant for him to solve so that Kinzo could apologize for his sin. This, combined with Beatrice's love for Battler, who left the Ushiromiya family and came back at a time when she was still on the fence between loving him and George, drove her to plan the murders. In the real world, all the adults solved the epitaph and stopped Beatrice from carrying out her plan, but had a scuffle over dividing the gold. Beatrice reveals to them that Kinzo made a device from war explosives that would blow up the island at midnight if set to the on position.

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Merry christmas, umineko friends! Why do you think he's so best?
Moontrice best theory

Eva and Hideyoshi accidentally killed Natsuhi and Krauss when the fighting led to grabbing Beatrice's guns that she had layed out, and amidst arguments over hiding their corpses and escaping criminal punishment, Kyrie shoots Rosa, Hideyoshi, and Eva, and together with Rudolf decides to massacre everyone else and take the money for themselves, hiding the evidence with the bomb. Eva survives and kills both Rudolf and Kyrie. She never told Ange the truth so she would be spared from knowing that her parents killed everyone. Battler survived as well and escaped with Beatrice on a motor boat, but she commits suicide and Battler loses his memories jumping in after her. He is found by a woman named Ikuko and writes forgeries together with her (EPs 3 - 6) in an attempt to resolve the truth of what happened that day. He later meets with Ange (who is now a children's author suffering from cancer) and reveals to her that he has no memory of himself as Battler.

>Read up to ep 5 but I can't be assed to continue any more, please spoil me.
Me too. What made you give up on it?
Personally I just found it drags on way too much. The Ushiromiya's felt more and more irrelevant yet kept getting countless scenes you had to sit through

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>ywn snuggle up to Lambdadelta next to a fireplace on Christmas and eat candy out of her hair while discussing the merits of hard work and the practical steps necessary to achieving lofty ambitions

We truly live in the worst kakera

>ywn go with Erika to a major mall at Christmas, loudly proclaim that Santa Claus doesn't exist, and then get into a meta-level battle of logic as the store Santa feebly tries to defend the fragile dreams of the nearby children.

Don't leave me alone, Sup Forums. This kakera is too dark and lonesome. There's no one to argue with here.

I'm here, although I have never read seacats.

Erika I'm always here for you.
Erika is olev

>He thinks this thread will die

Might as well face it. You need a new hobby. Seacats won't cut it anymore.

I just finished reading a minute ago
Loved every second

Trick or nothing.

Did you pick the right ending?

>You will never go to Krauss's moon hotel

Lamba>Bern

The funny thing for me here is that I was coming very close to dropping it through ep 4, but ep 5 brought it back for me and remains my favorite chapter by far. I don't think I completely finished ep 8, but it didn't seem to bring much to the table anyway. Suppose I should get it done for Christmas.

Someday user. Someday.

Wrong.

DESU

Rose Guns Days anime by DEEN when.

2nd season of Umineko was of better quality 2bh

Did your opinion on Kyrie change after the reveal?

Why are they bullying Battler's mom who did nothing wrong and dies every single time.

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Honestly I think Rose Guns Days would make a decent anime, and DEEN wouldn't be able to fuck it up too badly since it's so straight forward.

I liked her more. I also liked Battler and his family even more after that reveal.

Post Erica porn and I will save you.

I'm convinced her words to Eva were a mind game to make her miss. EP7's tea party was the cold truth without love after all, peppered with mustache twirling evil.