What is this guys name again?

What is this guys name again?

Matt" Choke on my tower" Lauer

Matt "I don't got power" Lauer

dammit i can't think of it. if only we had filenames.

>matt "feel my cockpower" lauer

Matt “Power Hour in the Shower” Lauer

huh i forgot about power hours. takes on a totally different meaning in this context.

plow 'er for an hour lauer

Dr. Phil

Matt "Deflower her" Lauer

Matt “good morning wood” Lauer.

matt "women accepted my advances because they were turned on by my wealth and power but now they regret it because they're older and lonely and bitter" lauer

Matt "Do me in the shower or your career will take a" Lauer

Matt "plow 'er every hour, on the hour" Lauer.

damn, dude

Matt Dropping trou Laur.

Kek

Come on bro. These are supposed to be fun not depressingly true.

Matt "if you can't lockpick you'll have to suck my dick" Lauer

Matt "my office your orifice" Lauer

from tomorrow it will be "Burger King Employee"

He's a golden god

Matt "That pussy tasted sour" lauer

ORLY?
I lol'd hard.

Full name?
Matthew "The Path you Chose to Def" Lauer "Her"

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>Matt “Want a spot on the show? You’ll have to blow” Lauer

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matt LOLEr

Matt "lay her" Lauer

Matt "I rape her til' she screams louder" Lauer

Matt "Plow her" Lauer

Matt "I have a button under my desk that can lock the door" Lauer

reddit meltdown is delicious

>b-but muh Roy Moore!

The Victim

I think it’s “Mark Lasser”or some5ing, some fag that used to be on tv

>tfw work for NBC and never got plowed by Matt “Suck the Sour off my meat flower” lauer

Matt "Nice Being Cohost" Lauer

Matt"de"Flower

My Fucking sides

Matt "if you can't pick a lock you'll have to suck my cock" Lauer

Matt "when you're an A-list morning show host making $25 million a year with a $40 million Hamptons mansion they let you do it" Lauer

idk about bitter, more like they see it as an easy way to a $500,000-3,000,000 settlement cheque from NBC

Matt "Peeled it back like a banana" Lauer

Matt "Give me an hour in the shower" Lauer

Matt "Do as I say, not as I do" Lauer

jew

Matt "I got paid $25 million a year to perv out" Lauer

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Matt "I'll make you cower in my bower" Lauer

Memeing aside was this why Joe deleted his Trump tweets?

Matt "Plow Her" Lauer

Matt booty smackin' trou droppin' laur