What is this guys name again?
What is this guys name again?
Matt" Choke on my tower" Lauer
Matt "I don't got power" Lauer
dammit i can't think of it. if only we had filenames.
>matt "feel my cockpower" lauer
Matt “Power Hour in the Shower” Lauer
huh i forgot about power hours. takes on a totally different meaning in this context.
plow 'er for an hour lauer
Dr. Phil
Matt "Deflower her" Lauer
Matt “good morning wood” Lauer.
matt "women accepted my advances because they were turned on by my wealth and power but now they regret it because they're older and lonely and bitter" lauer
Matt "Do me in the shower or your career will take a" Lauer
Matt "plow 'er every hour, on the hour" Lauer.
damn, dude
Matt Dropping trou Laur.
Kek
Come on bro. These are supposed to be fun not depressingly true.
Matt "if you can't lockpick you'll have to suck my dick" Lauer
Matt "my office your orifice" Lauer
from tomorrow it will be "Burger King Employee"
He's a golden god
Matt "That pussy tasted sour" lauer
ORLY?
I lol'd hard.
Full name?
Matthew "The Path you Chose to Def" Lauer "Her"
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>Matt “Want a spot on the show? You’ll have to blow” Lauer
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matt LOLEr
Matt "lay her" Lauer
Matt "I rape her til' she screams louder" Lauer
Matt "Plow her" Lauer
Matt "I have a button under my desk that can lock the door" Lauer
reddit meltdown is delicious
>b-but muh Roy Moore!
The Victim
I think it’s “Mark Lasser”or some5ing, some fag that used to be on tv
>tfw work for NBC and never got plowed by Matt “Suck the Sour off my meat flower” lauer
Matt "Nice Being Cohost" Lauer
Matt"de"Flower
My Fucking sides
Matt "if you can't pick a lock you'll have to suck my cock" Lauer
Matt "when you're an A-list morning show host making $25 million a year with a $40 million Hamptons mansion they let you do it" Lauer
idk about bitter, more like they see it as an easy way to a $500,000-3,000,000 settlement cheque from NBC
Matt "Peeled it back like a banana" Lauer
Matt "Give me an hour in the shower" Lauer
Matt "Do as I say, not as I do" Lauer
jew
Matt "I got paid $25 million a year to perv out" Lauer
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Matt "I'll make you cower in my bower" Lauer
Memeing aside was this why Joe deleted his Trump tweets?
Matt "Plow Her" Lauer
Matt booty smackin' trou droppin' laur