PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump Tax Reform Speech in St Charles MO 11/29/17
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>Pres Trump Departs DC for MO 11/29/17
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>POTUS Advisory Council on Biz in Africa meeting 11/29/17
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>AG Sessions/Acting DEA Admin Patterson Presser 11/29/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 11/29/17
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>WH Video: VP Commemorates Greatest Ally 11/29/17
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>Ivanka @GES Plenary Session 11/29/17
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>DoD Video: Navajo Code Talkers 11/29/17
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>DoJ Video: Exit Right 11/29/17
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>StateDep Foreign Press Brief (Heather) 11/29/17
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>Pres Trump/SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/GOP remarks on NoKo/Taxcuts 11/28/17
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>VP Pence receives Herman Kahn Award @Hudson Inst 11/28/17
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>VP Pence commerates creation of greatest ally 11/28/17
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>US Combatant Commands Pentagon Press Brief 11/28/17
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>Sen Budget Cte Passes Tax Bill, autistic screeching ensues 11/28/17
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>GOP leadership presser after lunch 11/28/17
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>Pres Trump comments before lunch w/GOP 11/28/17
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>Pres Trump arrives @Capitol Hill 11/28/17
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/ptg/ President Trump General - Old Time Favorite Cameo Edition
MAGA
This is a Joe thread.
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2018 WILL BE A GOOD YEAR!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
NEW
>US new home sales surge unexpectedly, hitting 10-year high in October (archive.is
>Consumer Confidence Breaks Another Record, Hits 17-Year High (archive.is
>S&P 500 (2,632), Dow (23,924) open at new record highs (archive.is
>U.S. Third-Quarter Growth Revised to Three-Year High of 3.3% (archive.is
>Tax cut bill clears Senate test vote (52-48) as Trump eyes 'big victory' (archive.is
DAY OF THE JOPE
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No
>Trump: "I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her, she was married."
>Unknown: "That's huge news there."
>Trump: "No, no, Nancy. No this was [inaudible] and I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look."
>Bush: "Your girl's hot as dick. In the purple."
>Multiple voices: "Whoah. Yes. Whoah."
>Bush: "Yes. The Donald has scored. Whoah my man."
>Trump: "Look at you. You are a pussy."
>Bush: "You gotta get the thumbs up."
>Trump: "Maybe it's a different one."
>Bush: "It better not be the publicist. No, it's, it's her."
>Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start fucking her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start fucking them. It's like a magnet. Just fuck. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."
>Bush: "Whatever you want."
>Trump: "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
Kek
HEAT IT UP, SEAN!
quick rundown
Disgusted at the time allotted for Sean.
m8 you going another 30 hours again?
I hope we have another comfy day of Presidential battles tomorrow.
>PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
BUMPED
>MAGAD
AWOOD
>YEEHAWD
Commie spergs out. You're not welcome.
lol wut
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why does he will not divide us have a flying flag still?
Okay. I kek'd. That was funny!
we will never know how Lori's body ended up under Joe's desk.
Why is that kek? They have smaller hands and like to wear tighter fitted clothing.
>Going outside of comfy /ptg/
What is the rest of Sup Forums like?
who is the monk in this picture?
maybe, who knows
is there a list of who voted yes and no on the test vote? did mccain vote yes? or a dem
Does she support Trump?
>tfw no gundam watching press secretary
spicer come back
good luck
I wish I could vote for him.
Anyone else hear about the legislation to protect whistleblowers?
did Laura just assrape hannity?
Sean and Sarah would make a heck of a team.
Hopefully John McCain will not be part of it.
I miss Spicey.
>tfw 19 Trump tweets in 1 day
>when your boys got a job to do and you got to throw shade
>Christmas card pictures
>Goes to take a piss
>Comes back
>4 MINUTES LATE FOR NEW THREAD
I died a little inside when i realised i was late
Laura Inghram taking the piss completely out of Sean right now
>Tell me: How many of your interns did I kill?
No, Alison Brie is a Jew.
Why would you need to protect whistleblowers? Once they blow the whistle, the rapist will immediately run away.
why are you pissing for 4 minutes you freak
LAURA TIME 卐
INGRAHAM BABY PICS CONFIRMED TOMORROW
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The president tweeted so much retarded shit in one day that noone blinked and eye when he implied that Joe Scarborough is a murderer. Any of you who applaud these embarrassing acts is a nihilist
He dragged her under there after smashing her skull open then ran off to meet with his corner friend to get the ball rolling on the cover-up.
Roy Moore is the real deal. This is probably only 10-15% of his true power level
And to think I wanted Brooks!
Laura is clearly sick of Sean, she roasts him nightly. "Thanks for the show, cunt."
t. Joe
They say you can judge a man by what movie he knows Tim Curry from.
I’ll start:
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Beat that, /ptg/.
Protip: You can’t.
i don't see anything on congress.gov
Yep, he's running.
>Nihilist
This nigger doesn't know what words mean.
>does a kikey kike support Trump
That solidifies it, Moore is forever /ourguy/
I have the flu :( Don't bully.
Young Laura could kill plenty of men
P O W W O W C H O W
It's like dad jokes and a sassy 17 year old teenage daughter that just can't wait to find a roommate and get out.
I feel bad for Sean
DO YOU FEEL IT JOE
IT'S THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW
COMING FOR THAT ASS
he flooded the news cycle with controversy
the timid senate Republicans hardly had any heat directed their way
every leftist article talking about the tax plan got buried by Trump's tweets
Nothing wrong with that mate. Anything to help them defend themselves is a plus
Katie Couric doesn't like getting pinched in the ass
P O W
W O W
C H O W
1. Cuck mods banned it from here because they're libtards who hate us.
2. 8gag's /hwndu/ are too lazy and worthless to do anything
stay mad
Easy kill. Leave him be. The more money his donors spend now, the less they have to spend in 2018.
NEW
IKTF bru. I would give you this hug, but we shouldn't cross-contaminate. fucking family get togethers.
WILL JOE DISAVOW
>co-authored
So it's possible he didn't write the part you're using as a hitjob? Rmyt
I want to read this book.
Needs more guests.
Flu tho bro. Like a god damn race horse
FeelsBadMan
I feel you bro
Tomorrow's front page of the New York Post
i lub u
oh yeah nigger?
Mmm, sludge
Mmm, filth
Ah, fumes
Ooh, cack
Oil and grime, poison sludge
Diesel clouds and noxious muck
Slime beneath me, slime up above
Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love
Toxic love
I see the world and all the creatures in it
I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach
I feel the power, it's growing by the minute
And pretty soon you're gonna see me wallow in it
I feel good, a special kind of horny
Flowers and trees depress and frankly bore me
I think I'll spew them all with cyanide saliva
Pour me a puke cocktail and take me to the driver
Filthy brown acid rain
Pouring down like egg chow mein
All that's foul, all that's stained
Breeding in my toxic brain
And after dinner I could go for something sweet
Revenge for all those years locked in a tree
I'll crush and grind all creatures great and small
And put up parking lots and shiny shopping malls
'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand
With the destruction of this worthless jungle land
And what a beautiful machine they have provided
To slice a path of doom with my foul breath to guide it
Hit me one time
Hit me twice
Ah, ah, ah
That's rather nice
Oil and grime, poison sludge
Diesel clouds and noxious muck
Slime beneath me, slime up above
Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love
Legend
The tweets are so obviously harmful and unnecessary that you'd have to be a nihilist. You cant convince me that you have any principles other than the joy of watching your own country burn. Half the people on this board Im sure would like a civil war to happen but wouldnt consider fighting in it.
me 2
official cuck rankings
This crusty old pervert is 75 years old. He'll be almost 80 by 2020
ROY MOORE FOR PRESIDENT 2024???????
>151423978
>New
>25 August 2017
Weak bait
Muppets Treasure Island.
das a booty
actually that "handler"-thing is smart. there's feminist groups who try to scalp big names
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Have you seen Joe's wiki page?
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>19.3k retweets and 74.6k likes in 6 minutes
I know you gave it the best your little mind could muster, but please try harder next time, okay sweetie?