/ptg/ President Trump General - Holiday Classics Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Tax Reform Speech in St Charles MO 11/29/17
youtu.be/HiDem0NVWBk
>Pres Trump Departs DC for MO 11/29/17
youtu.be/cNLQH7F4mSw
>POTUS Advisory Council on Biz in Africa meeting 11/29/17
youtu.be/drO_88GP3uw
youtu.be/mFYBlqUUd2I (full)
>AG Sessions/Acting DEA Admin Patterson Presser 11/29/17
youtu.be/KQmL-8Q0E18
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 11/29/17
youtu.be/D7OePmPBhL0
youtu.be/-AqRrzV9y6Y (full)
>WH Video: VP Commemorates Greatest Ally 11/29/17
youtu.be/gIKZFAkQ_ew
>Ivanka @GES Plenary Session 11/29/17
youtu.be/3hxeEmZWNkc
>DoD Video: Navajo Code Talkers 11/29/17
youtu.be/SjKAt_CVfBI
>DoJ Video: Exit Right 11/29/17
youtu.be/p8WHVClIf88
>StateDep Foreign Press Brief (Heather) 11/29/17
youtu.be/H1vv1hgZl8g
>Pres Trump/SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/GOP remarks on NoKo/Taxcuts 11/28/17
youtu.be/OI7SWwp3CKc
>VP Pence receives Herman Kahn Award @Hudson Inst 11/28/17
youtu.be/tuc3_el-Tbc
>VP Pence commerates creation of greatest ally 11/28/17
youtu.be/nhKZuDrY3Rg
>US Combatant Commands Pentagon Press Brief 11/28/17
youtu.be/VIEAUXF6wek
>Sen Budget Cte Passes Tax Bill, autistic screeching ensues 11/28/17
youtu.be/Z4XuTL_2dRI
>GOP leadership presser after lunch 11/28/17
youtu.be/e1FBauFStCE
>Pres Trump comments before lunch w/GOP 11/28/17
youtu.be/mtM0B_rh2ck
>Pres Trump arrives @Capitol Hill 11/28/17
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say it with me...

M A V E R I C K

>Trump: "I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her, she was married."

>Unknown: "That's huge news there."

>Trump: "No, no, Nancy. No this was [inaudible] and I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look."

>Bush: "Your girl's hot as dick. In the purple."

>Multiple voices: "Whoah. Yes. Whoah."

>Bush: "Yes. The Donald has scored. Whoah my man."

>Trump: "Look at you. You are a pussy."

>Bush: "You gotta get the thumbs up."

>Trump: "Maybe it's a different one."

>Bush: "It better not be the publicist. No, it's, it's her."

>Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start fucking her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start fucking them. It's like a magnet. Just fuck. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."

>Bush: "Whatever you want."

>Trump: "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

One nuke free of repercussion, where do you drop it?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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NEW

>US new home sales surge unexpectedly, hitting 10-year high in October (archive.is/FDydp)
>Consumer Confidence Breaks Another Record, Hits 17-Year High (archive.is/TCGSw)
>S&P 500 (2,632), Dow (23,924) open at new record highs (archive.is/l5hfB)
>U.S. Third-Quarter Growth Revised to Three-Year High of 3.3% (archive.is/97TVR)
>Tax cut bill clears Senate test vote (52-48) as Trump eyes 'big victory' (archive.is/rq36H)

MORNING
>NK says new rocket can hit anywhere in US
>NK says new ICBM with ‘super-large heavy warhead’ completes its nuclear force
>Poll shows Roy Moore up 5 points over Doug Jones
>Trump retweets religion of peace not being peaceful
>Trump tweets (in response to CNN boycotting WH Christmas party): "Great, and we should boycott Fake News CNN. Dealing with them is a total waste of time!"
>"Looks like another great day for the Stock Market. Consumer Confidence is at Record High. I guess somebody likes me (my policies)!"
>"Wow, Matt Lauer was just fired from NBC for “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” But when will the top executives at NBC & Comcast be fired for putting out so much Fake News. Check out Andy Lack’s past!"
>"So now that Matt Lauer is gone when will the Fake News practitioners at NBC be terminating the contract of Phil Griffin? And will they terminate low ratings Joe Scarborough based on the “unsolved mystery” that took place in Florida years ago? Investigate!"
>"Just spoke to President XI JINPING of China concerning the provocative actions of North Korea. Additional major sanctions will be imposed on North Korea today. This situation will be handled!"
>"Economy growing! Excluding hurricane effects, CEA estimates that real GDP growth would have been 3.9% in Q3. Stock market at a new high, unemployment at a low. We are winning and TAX CUTS will shift our economy into high gear!"
>Pence commemorates the creation of the Jewish State
>George Scarborough disavows Trump
>Feinstein asks for Russia records from Trump campaign aides
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INDICTMENTS GOING OUT!!!
INDICTMENTS GOING OUT!!!

INDICTMENTS GOING OUT!!!

INDICTMENTS GOING OUT!!!

INDICTMENTS GOING OUT!!!

DRUMPF GOING TO JAIL!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!

Reminder

I want to see him say "YES" and then his head explodes and everyone everyone cheers

AFTERNOON
>Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks: Roy Moore accuser forged yearbook inscription, is 'clearly a liar'
>Ryan calls sexual harassment ‘a disgrace’
>Meeting of the President's advisory council on doing business in Africa takes place
>UN has Security Council Meeting on NK
>Don Jr. to talk to House Intelligence Committee behind closed doors
>Ivanka speaks at Global Entrepreneurship Summit
>Sessions and acting DEA administrator Patterson announce new tools to fight opioid crisis
>Justice Department announces new steps to combat opioid epidemic
>Conway to run WH opioid effort
>Garrison Keillor (Democrat) fired for alleged improper behavior by Minnesota Public Radio
>BuzzFeed is laying off 100 employees after missing its revenue goals (Oh no, that sucks)
>Fox executive chair, Lachlan Murdoch, says we “would never be interested” in buying CNN
>Trump departs for St. Charles, Missouri for Tax Rally
>State Department has press briefing
>Press Secretary gives statement on the visit of Prime Minister Fayez al-Sarraj of Libya
>Press Gaggle by Principal Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah en route St. Louis, MO
>House votes unanimously to mandate sexual harassment training
>Theresa May's spokesperson says Trump was """wrong""" for Trump to retweet anti-Muslim videos
>Trump lands in St. Louis, Missouri
>Trump gives remarks on Tax Reform
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also, that chart of Europe from the previous thread doesn't even count non-Whites and ex-Muslims who become atheist or whatever

We might have a worse starting point, but Europe seems to be doing their damnedest to catch up

>1/3

people actually believe this

Wherever the concentration of Ashkenazi Jews/square inch is highest.

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OANN is best news

So he changed to left foot permanently now?

EVENING
>Trump promotes American Entrepreneurship
>Two nominations are sent to the Senate
>Senate GOP vote to begin debate on tax bill
>Former Twitter employee, Bahtiyar Duysak, who deleted Trump's account reveals himself
>Ryan scraps fundraiser for GOP rep who voted against tax bill
>CNN producer is fired over claims of inappropriate behavior
>Trump tweets: "Theresa @theresamay, don’t focus on me, focus on the destructive Radical Islamic Terrorism that is taking place within the United Kingdom. We are doing just fine!"
>Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) praises British Prime Minister Theresa May on Twitter
>Trump tweets: "The House of Representatives seeks contempt citations(?) against the JusticeDepartment and the FBI for withholding key documents and an FBI witness which could shed light on surveillance of associates of Donald Trump. Big stuff. Deep State. Give this information NOW! @FoxNews"
>"The only people who don’t like the Tax Cut Bill are the people that don’t understand it or the Obstructionist Democrats that know how really good it is and do not want the credit and success to go to the Republicans!"
>Report says Conyers will not seek re-election in 2018
>(((CNN))) claims Kushner has met with special counsel
>NBC reports that Matt Lauer sent 'lewd messages and revealing pictures' to intern and other women at NBC
>Trump tweets: "Funny to hear the Democrats talking about the National Debt when President Obama doubled it in only 8 years!"
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n o t h i n g b u r g e r

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did she mean by this?

M'olument clause.

BREAKING: THE TURTLE IS IN FAVOR OF THE RAISE ACT

>Krassenstein

Ah, the other brother of these two con-artists. I'm sure that's exactly what's happening.

Go write about it in your blog eva

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Did Trump set a record with his Twitter account today? He's been fucking nuclear all day.

I love how the 3/5ths rule doesnt even fit aptly for niggers now that they can vote. It should have been the 1/15th rule.

Damage control over all the shitposting trumps doing tonight

Imagine being EVA

legacy captcha

Griffin getting revenge on cnn cor being fired?

I literally just had a burger.

It's a giant nothing burger, wow! Alos
>stein

>>George Scarborough disavows Trump

It effects others around here, not just me

The fuck is this shit? Does he expect me to trundle over within 2 feet of him, bend forward, squint my eyes, and hold out my fucking magnifying glass to read all that shit? How are leftists so bad at this?

>Trump is a nigger
It's as simple as that. Fucking wordy, trapazoid brained dregs.

Is the UK the only country where every party is universally despised and no enthusiasm among the public? Also what's wrong with Theresa May? Why hate Trump so much?

Eva's too dumb for it

He's getting so thin.

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>jews per square inch
So really just on the most physically dense jew?

test

>Vulgar, bullying behavior
>insulting the rest of the world
>Being racist as fuck
>NOT the American way
Hearty KEK.

>niggers
>voting

>Reminder
That our enemies are that brainwashed?
Or that Canadians are sad, lonely beta followers?

She’s a lunatic. Tapper is definitely not a sexual predator. You can just tell.

Tl;dr

I have it enabled, not on index cause it fucks up when I try to make threads

Also, why was my post deleted?

No one gives a fuck what's going on with you evakike deal with it without blogging.

CNN throwing Jake on the fire for being one of the most reasonable on the network.

Thanks, Hope.

I want to watch Eva and awoobaker hold hands

THANK YOU

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BASED YOU DIE

>please get our guy in ni-native americans!
god nyt can't hide their bias anymore

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>why was my post deleted?
Because it was against the rules newfag

The Nate Silverlining has finally hit!

Quick, someone post that Nuclear/Punished Turtle.

Out! Out! Out!

Please no meta

how did little marco get his hair back?

They shouldn't be voting at all if they don't know.

I saw the interview, he even refused to criticize Trump for his madman tweets.

Does this have something to do with Moore winning?

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Thanks NNTNN
>Conyers
Who's this?

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did mench have a sex-change?

You think he can't afford a hair transplant?

*does the jack off gesture*

remember when they got excited over tax returns
>Trump pays more in taxes than most everyone we know, trump btfo!

I guess; that's gotta be the hive, right?

TOO MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN DID

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i miss 2005 too

*puts dick in your hand*

U.S. Representative for Michigan's 13th congressional district.

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I need more shows like this.

Ok

George will come around, I'm sure he loves his brother but he will not shirk from the truth. When he asks for forgiveness, I for one will give it.

republican victory may rest once again with mccain's imminent death

Boku no Pico

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>dont be so mean to noko
>dont provoke them
>stop fucking with them
what the fuck is russia's problem?

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Turtle is going to make a fool out of schumer

youtu.be/WoojMIFwCAc

How many Krassenstein's are there on Twitter? This is the 3rd or 4th I've seen this week.

youtube.com/watch?v=QbWq2Haxfqw

>He can't even get a checkmark on the liberal infested twitter
>Gets a dolphin instead
They're getting desperate

thanks nntnn

The tale of Urashima

>Attacking /ourguy/
Newsweek has gone too far

>ATTENTION ALL DENIZENS OF KEKED EUROPOOR COUNTRIES
ATTENTION ALL DENIZENS OF KEKED EUROPOOR COUNTRIES
>ATTENTION ALL DENIZENS OF KEKED EUROPOOR COUNTRIES
ATTENTION ALL DENIZENS OF KEKED EUROPOOR COUNTRIES

PIC RELATED SHOULD BE YOU.
THE DEBT COLLAPSE WILL COME AND THEN ITS YOU AND YOURS VS THE MUSLIMS IN ALL OUT VIOLENCE.
IF YOU PREPARE, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR CHANCE AT THEM.

True American Values never die Nazi scum

What a great day, thanks for the recap.