Why did Kurisu encrypt her laptop?

Why did Kurisu encrypt her laptop?

Terabytes of shota porn

Why didn't you?

to hide the location of the shaman girls

She was a terrorist. Only terrorists encrypt their hard drives.

>Daru can hack into SERN, Stratfor, you name it
>no one can hack into this one shitty Jap laptop
Nigger bullshit.

Something something not meant to be broken
Also stratfor has comically bad security

>Daru designs an encrpytion method where not even the creators know how to decrypt it
>Even he himself doesn't know it

She don't want you to see her shitposting history

There were a lot of pictures of Japanese shaman girls on the harddrive.

>Daru designs an encrpytion method where not even the creators know how to decrypt it
That's a WinRAR-tier encryption method, duh.

How about you pseudointellectuals actually talk about what you actually know, duh.

This one always makes me giggle.

I want to see her shitposting history

>Maho has Amadeus with Kurisu's memories
>doesn't remember to JUST FUCKING ASK FOR THE PASSWORD
Granted, she was being spied on, but Maho didn't know that. Like even a fucking attempt would've been enough. I can't imagine Kurisu changed laptops or passwords before coming to Japan. Unless they changed the password during the encryption thing.

>FB responds within a second or two after Moeka messages him
>we never see Braun with a phone at any point in time
Shits not even remotely humanly possible, unless it was some sort of computer replying, but those messages didn't seem computer generated

>Okarin...!
>watashi ne...!
>Okarin no koto...!
>DAISUKI!

>Yeah...

spoiler that shit!

when we achieve ai shitposting on the itnernet
them will be the end times

So lemme get this straight - FB wants Moeka to destroy the time leap machine, but can't just fucking come in the middle of the night and do it himself?

> destroy
This is where you are wrong.

Well I'm watching Phenogram right now - he is directly telling her to break that shit. Or is there some worlds where Braun isn't FB?

>Phenogram
Not canon.

Don't think too hard about Phenogram or Darling, the writers obviously didn't.

Not that user, but can you give a summary of the more complex options?

Phenogram was the other writers love letter to S;G and Chiyo. Not canon.

She asked tho

Did you even read the VN? She did ask, just it didn't match because Kurisu changed it after she did a memory update.

This, and Okabe used this as an argument to try to convince her not to pry further since the fact that she'd changed it meant that Kurisu didn't want anyone looking, not even Amadeus.

doesnt amadeus kurisu mention in maho's ending her password?

>go look at sisters laptop while she isnt home
>browse history is filled with big black cock videos
>mfw

>Sister

you knew it before you even began

That Amadeus seemed to get memories from another wordline while being deleted. Didn't you notice that she referred Okabe as Hououin Kyouma? Along with the VN mentioning about how it wasn't impossible for it to happen to an AI as it was modeling a human brain.

Wouldn't you if you were involved in bleeding edge research?

I want to play this game so bad

why don't you?

BL.
Lots and lots of BL.
It's canon.
She's a fujo.

>Fapping to Kyouma/Luka

how can one girl be this perfect

>you will never fap to hot 2D boys with Kurisu

I can't have it to work on Pc I get errors when I launch the exe

Try using the launcher.

Remove all the punctuation and spaces from the folder name. Also what said.

Switch to niponese locale

She's an imageboard user so she probably has loads of anime images and porn on it that she wouldn't want people outside of Okabe's circle to see.

>imageboard user
@channel is not an imageboard, it is a BBS.

Do not confuse 2ch (2channel) for 2chan (Futaba)

>lucky enough to discover a time machine
>lucky enough to meet the perfection that is Kurisu
Which one would you choose Sup Forums?

Even if this was accurate, since when is she ok when Okabe's circle seeing it?

Meet Maho.

None of them since Maho is superior.
Kurisu would be a truly great bro to hang out and have some scientific talks with though.

If you discovered a time machine you'd get a flock of Kurisus and Mahos.

Kurisu could make you a time macine

How come Okabe gets both? How is this fair? Kurisu > all the suffering he went through tbqh.

but he only gets maho if he lets her die
i guess he gets kurisu too if he lets her die because of Amadeus
but then he also causes ww3
is a little TIGHT LOLI PUSSY worth ending the world?
the answer is yes

I can see Kurisu introducing them to each other at some point in the Steins Gate worldline.

Meet japanese shaman girls

Isn't there a drama cd from the epigraph trilogy where Steins!Maho meet Okabe anyway?

Maho's "chest hair" ruined her for me/

Kurisu all the way

She looks like that burnt girl from katawa shoujo in that pic

Since prototype time machine Okabe used in the end of the true route had a locator device to find other time machines, does that mean it could move though time and space or is it the same as the finished one and only move though time?

>a time machine
or
>a perfect waifu who invented the time machine

gee user, I dunno.

>not pressing Win+D to minimize the window instantly
Lol genius.

What did you say to her user?

>compressing exabytes of data into 36 bytes

Your daddy doesn't love you.

How did that ever work?

It's Kerr black hole magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

Finding netsec flaws is easier than AES cryptanalysis

Well you see here, we take the autismbytes, we stick them through a fucking black hole, and they somehow come out compressed and in perfect working condition! Better than WinRar!

3.24 Terabytes, actually.

Do you want to turn into gel-user?

>the compression doesn't destroy data
>it can leave the black hole

Actually the "lifter" magic fixes that problem.

The fuck is wrong with Okabes nose

>you will never come up with bullshit explanations with kurisu for why bullshit works

Kaiji/Akagi reference.

he jewed too much money for bananas from mayuri

>You'll never find the Japanese shaman girls

I fucking hate it. There was a scientifically sound explanation just right under the writers nose and he missed it. He could have just said that the LHC black hole is big enough to transmit 3.24 terrabyte and used it directly.

Got Ghennas Stigma as my first ending last night.

Doctor Leskinen please up my dosage of Cyanide gas so I can leave this shitty world.

I'm enjoying the game so far but I miss the depth that the original had. Having decisions be based on the opposite choice of Amadeus calls feels kind of shallow.

The original was much better. Why did the nips say it wasn't?

They never did. All the rankings I've seen have S;G above 0.

Because it's full of all sorts of high end science and shitposting.

Would have been better if it was more detective mystery with Amadeus that lead to the paths, instead of momentary decisions that drastically change the timelines for no discernible reason.

The Gehanna ending made sense, in the moment since it would technically lead to you getting caught. But you end up getting safer out of that, than in the one where you dont take the call which is Mayuri end. Also, WHO THE FUCK IS THE BITCH IN THE MOTORCYCLE SUIT. IS IT MOEKA
IS IT KAGARI
HOW DID KAGARI GET BRAINWASHED

The time machine obviously. You could rule over all of mankind as a godlike being beyond the grasp of time.

Okabe is just too much a moralfag.

Okabe sent a text through time and accidentally killed his best friend and set the world up for a new world order. He finally fixed that, but then killed his waifu and put the world on the right path for the third world war. Good fucking luck controlling the outcome of your time meddling.

Shit around kagari is explained in other routes

just win a lottery bro

He always had the option of helping the Committee, like Gamma Okabe who ended up as emperor of Japan. He could have chosen from a plethora of timelines that end in his personal enrichment as well. As long as you don't want to prevent deaths caused by convergence you'll be just fine. Also, the question was obviously directed at anons in real life where we don't have to worry about Rounders, Sern or the Illuminati.

>who don't have to worry
t. rounder

>Lol

Fuck off

Nice try SERN, but you can't fool me.

Help me anons I keep microwaving bananas but Kurisu isn't busting through my front door. What am I doing wrong?

To summon a Kurisu you need to draw a pentagram with a picture of Okabe, a book on neuroscience, a fork, pudding and your own semen while chanting "Christina".

How many times do I need to chant? Do I put my semen in the pudding or on a separate plate?

>Pudding
But then you summon anime Kurisu and not VN Kurisu.

but kagari is shit

Did you see her corpse yesterday?

He forgot to mention that you have to put it all in a microwave that spins backwards as well. For 120 seconds.

Chant until she appears or are too exhausted to keep going.
You're supposed to place the semen in a separate plate, but if you draw the pentagram with your semen it's more effective.

Also what this guy said.

It's very simple. You just need to kill yourself, it worked for me.

H-how are you talking to us, then?
Do they have internet access in the afterlife?