If we were to write new rules in light of present anime trends (waifuism, moe, and harem), what would they be and why?
Ryan Rivera
My lord this is old.
Austin Cook
>only really oldfags remember this
Camden Nelson
>#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
Easton Collins
Law of Moe: Anything can be turned into moe. Anything.
Jace Howard
I think I've read this once a long time ago, holy shit.
Christopher Rodriguez
OLDFAGS, GET IN HERE!
Jose Howard
I'm an oldfag on Sup Forums (2006) but only came to Sup Forums in 2015
Austin Martin
Does this count?
Henry King
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Jordan Anderson
Anyone have this without captions
Jonathan Perez
Seems like some of those have fallen out of use but most still apply.
Luis Miller
Dope gonna check it I came to this place two days ago searching for rare Pepes. Wasn't this dude jailed for pedophilia?
Angel Butler
>having a 3DPD girlfriend
Asher Robinson
Nostalgia
Jose Rivera
>If you had a girlfriend, you wouldn't have a waifu. Discuss. Jesus, I remember at some point in the past these threads would be made all the fucking time.
Evan Powell
Thad is a fucking idiot.
Xavier Perez
I dunno. All harem have the template of worst (main) girl, shy girl, slut, martial arts chick, foreign chick, and childhood friend. Give or take a girl.
Easton Jones
that's awesome
Ayden Evans
I remember reading this translated in my language.
Brody Perez
Why is this hosted on an edu domain?
Eli Howard
Pretty sure it's one of the old sites some students/TAs used to be given. I've seen more than a few hosting stuff from thesis, to blogs, to random musings. Maybe it was part of some defunct program or something, who knows.
Joseph Morris
I have a rule #36 that applies to a five-girl group: 1. The lead female with intentionally-designed endearing(?) flaws 2. A similarly-flawed high-energy friend 3. A friend of (2) that nags her when she's being dumb 4. A fourth girl 5. Optional "Nakano Azusa"
Carter Cox
I've been into anime and manga for a few years now. Like most people, I've come across characters here and there that I end up a little infatuated with. It's been asked many times, and I'm sure it varies depending on the person, but I want an opinion (or a few). I've been in a committed relationship for a little over 4 years now (with another person). We both enjoy similar things. And she has asked me if I have a waifu. I didn't really have an answer for her. I know that there's kind of a spectrum and people have different views on what constitutes a waifu. I've always been fascinated by the concept, though. So, my question is, if there is a character I have been consistently infatuated with, have thought about what they'd think of things I do, and have been inspired by immensely and (in my opinion) served as a basis for helping me become a better person, does that mean she's my waifu? Even though I'm in a loving relationship with an actual person?
John Wood
Pretty sure the MC seat wasn't a thing/noticed yet back in the 1990s.
Xavier Long
Only reason they do that is because they don't need to draw the rest of the class.
Gavin Thompson
Hayai > Tsuyoi
Mason Russell
>during the climactic battle, the OP song plays
Eli Hall
>people actually wait through transformation sequences
Tyler Taylor
If you're an MC, the likelier you'll accidentally undress or grope the girls in your harem.
Wyatt Sanders
No
Nathan Lopez
>the Japanese cold
Brody Wood
>I've been here for 10 years
Ayden Peterson
I bet most of Sup Forums don't know what anime shrines are. Or lemons.
Luke Rogers
You do realize that your girlfriend is setting a trap for you, right? You tell her the girl in anime you're most infatuated with and she will compare herself to the girl and be riddled with insecurities thus making you comfort her to give her more attention than your actual waifu. She's a succubus and is stealing your life energy.
Jordan Harris
You can never tell the age of a character. It jumps from preteen to MILF quite quickly.
Michael Campbell
And I bet most of the guys that know about it got it wrong because thy either read an epic screencap, knowyourmeme or encyclopedia dramatica.
Charles Ross
#101: Law of The Many-worlds Interpretation of Quantum Theory
With the recent discovery of gravitational waves, one thing led to another and through proving quantum gravity, scientists have discovered a way to travel through 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th dimensional space to reach other parallel universes, as defined by string theory.
It is currently poorly understood how this mechanism works, but it seems to be triggered by dying or being an absolute loser.
Kevin Robinson
>oldfag >posting the edited version I did of that image in 2015 where I cleared up the lines because they were all uneven Yeah, you're a newfag.
Tyler Ortiz
that feelio I will always be cancer
Adam Campbell
Post more old shit.
James Nguyen
Holy shit, is that Colin Mochrey? The guy is based as fuck.
Blake Morales
102: Any male character with an incredibly dorky pair of glasses will change the entire eye shape and bone structure of his face to become the most attractive man in the series upon removal of the glasses.
Parker Reed
So Keit-ai really is the future of Sup Forums, huh?
Jason Wood
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Matthew Flores
What went wrong?
Carter Perry
I remember reading this on frikipedia
Gavin Walker
this is the worst trope of all time
Ayden Sanchez
Google
Levi Bennett
...
Grayson Edwards
What about the Law of Yuri: there's no rules
Kayden Murphy
...
Sebastian Hernandez
Now that I look at it, she would have been better off falling into the bush.
Carson Reed
I miss magic and mecha in my anime. Nowadays, it's just SOL and isekai.
Caleb Peterson
Canadian Destroyer!
Levi Young
>Desu Why do i still come here...
Oliver Butler
I remember reading something similar...
...when I was in highschool... 15 years ago.
Zachary Cooper
What's the point of this guy's comment below the image?