Ask a mexican anything

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Bane?

What is the best lawn mower?

How do you want to jump over wall to us?

Whats the next step of your master plan?!

If you pay for the wall will you die?

she is spanish, not mexican, spics BTFO how will they ever cross the rio grande ever again?

How much fruit has your family sold on the side of the road today?

Why are you all obsessed with Tweety Pie? Why do you all seem to live in haunted houses?

I would like to ask your recommendations on Mexican food, drinks, books, movies and music please. Also why do you like Morissey?

which border wall design concept is your favorite?

Why do you wear the mask?

*unzips dick*

How difficult is to pick mexican grills?

Tch.. Nothin' personal spic
>teleports behind home depot sign

>>music
you dont want to know pal , actual mexican music its pure cancer , trust me imma mexican too

I dated a half mexican, and she loved the ghost channel shows on cable, looked up haunted hotels all the time, and her weirdo mom took an egg and rubbed it on me then cracked it open to see if I was evil. There was no blood or weird shit in the yoke, so I guess I'm not evil, kek.

Very easy just have 10$ in your pocket

She's half Lebanese half Spanish, at least is Catholic

her mother was born in Mexico, she is mexican.

my parents are engineers.

I dont like any wall.

to Poland? Janusz, please.

your turkish cock

Mexican food.

ceviche and pastor tacos

drinks

tequila and mexican beer

books

el laberinto de la soledad

music

luzbel, No I dont

My name is Wojciech, Wojciech Cejrowski and i ment United States, Jouan

>Wojciech Cejrowski

hahahahaahahahahahhaa

I call you willy instead. US IS A GREAT PLACE, AND THEY TOOK MEINE LAND.

What is your nations identity? do you see yourselves as hispanic or the descendants of aztecs,mayas,etc.?

Hispanic, because we are western now. but they are a few mayans in south mexico that dont like to be hispanic.

do you like hitler?

SI! EL DEBI HABER GANADO Y NO LOS YANQUIS NI JUDIOS, Y ASI MEJICO TENDRIA SUS TIERRAS ROBADAS PORQUE LOS NAZIS NOS PROMETIERON ESO CON EL TELEGRAMA ZIMMERMAN.

Why are Mexicans so superstitious?

Texan here
Why are northern Mexicans and illegals so shitty but Mexico City Mexicans seem cool and intelligent?

Because catholicism.

Northern mexican here.

North Mexico and mexico city are more developed than the rest of Mexico.

all illegals are from south mexico and they infested the border cities with their inferior indian dna.

What's so special about Mexicans? Why do I want to ask you anything? You probably just a random fag on the internet. Not a billionaire, not a well-known politician, not a celebrity or scientist, nothing. Just a faggot like me.

Why do I want to ask you anything? This thread is just for attention whoring.

Hell, ask a Vietnamese anything. At least i'm from one of the last four surving communist countries. That's something different.

Random shitheads are better to ask than famous or high powered people, because the random shitheads have to live in the country with the rest of the plebs, while the powerful tend to isolate themselves in various ways and become out of touch.

maybe you want to ask about something you dont have in your culture, who knows. Maybe you are interested in a enchilada recipe or beheading, I dont know. Billionaires dont come here.

>I don't like any wall
Too bad spic, because you're paying for it one way or another. Fuck your garbage country.

how does it feels to be a wall jumper?

fuck off, we wont pay any cent.

how does it feel to be a starving sudaca?

That's how fucking stupid you are; you actually believe yourself. No wonder the absolute state of your country. Genetic trash.

He has internet. He can speaks English. He's probably an Urbanites, probably has University level education. The fact that he's on Sup Forums means he is probably a millenia.

Hence, He's probably into the same pop culture and live in very similar environment and living condition like you and me.

What's so special about that? Go ask a ramdom hick on your neighborhood and it's probably the same as asking him.

>music
>luzbel
pinche naco

Is Speedy Gonzalez the most famous Mexican ever?

What is your opinion on Tex-Mex style cuisine?

Is it true that a 3rd of your country's population is in the US?

How does it feel knowing that your hottest women are genetically 95% white?

ES LO UNICO DECENTE QUE TENEMOS JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

NI MODO QUE ZOE O MOLOTOV, PERRA. A VER A TI TE GUSTA LA BANDA?

I like taco bell but I hate chilis.

The new stripper chick is way hotter.

Nothing, I am white and white mexicans are more hot than brown turds.

Well I'm in Texas so I have an unlimited supply of poor, overworked Mexicans I can quiz if I ever get really curious about their homeland.

If Mexico is so great why are all you guys dying to get into the US?

>how does it feel to be a starving sudaca?
>Mexican shitskin calling someone sudaca

Argentinians, Chileans and Uruguayans are not sudacas. Mexicans are, dirty dog.

>checked

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They live in sudamerica, Mexico is in North America, gallego inculto.

the word sudaca is only for starving sudacas from peru, chile or argensimia jajajaj

>tfw so starving that we are jumping wa-
oh nvm those are you mexicans

Because it's too good

chale, si eso es lo único que conoces, mejor regresate a hispachan pinche indio.

just clean up the table mesero.

youtube.com/watch?v=hzT3AQGj2jk&t=31s

jajajajajajajajaja

jajajajajaajajajja luzbel es rock, por ende soy blanco, que musica te gusta a ti chilango?

did you ever had a dream of Mexico joining USSR during Cold war and being a bridgehead to USA during invasion
we could be eating wraps together in New York right now...

>They live in sudamerica, Mexico is in North America, gallego inculto

The term is used on southamericans with high % of amerindian blood, like brown turds.

Yes im galician, puto mono marrón.

jajajajajjajaja sabia que eras gallego, el Africa de la peninsula, mis antepasados eran de Euskadi, lo mas avanzado de la peninsula en decadencia.

porco galego de merda

>luzbel es rock, por ende soy blanco,
hahahaha nice one brayan

Imma practice my Mexican q little
Vosotros sois cabrones grandes y pendejos pequenos, senor.
Did I get it right

a ti te gusta el reggeton jajajajaajajaj

you are using the horrible Spanish from Spain. only add onda vital y lobezno.

Do you think it would be hard to get a battery factory going in michoacan?

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>be dirty and sick mexican
>get discriminated
now go and jump the wall before the Zetas behead you

>a ti te gusta el reggeton jajajajaajajaj
is that the best your indio mind can muster?

>mis antepasados eran de euskadi

t. Juan Tlaxcala

>mis antepasados eran de Euskadi

The famous southamerican vasque heritage that nobody has heard about until now, meanwhile heres your average 80% indio mexican

Well how do you say that

jajajajajajaajajajajajajajajaajajajaja , porfavor jajajajajajajajajaja ningun Mexicano va a vivir a las villas miserias del chaco o entre rios jajajajajajajajaja

buen chiste sudaca.

youtube.com/watch?v=hzT3AQGj2jk&t=31s

indio chilango, soy del norte de mexico, ahora ve a comer tus grillos porfavor.

At least we all speak the same language.

xD

this thread

lol don't be an idiot. trade with Mexico is great. No need to block it

How do Spanish and other unmixed Meds view you?

why do you guys hate native folks so much?

they tend to inmigrate to Mexico for their crisis, for example Spaniards are coming here in mass.

I thing they like us.

Also, Mexico has 60 M of unmixed meds.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans_of_European_descent

LARGATE DE MI CHAN REEEEEEEEEEE

>spic related

>they tend to inmigrate to Mexico for their crisis, for example Spaniards are coming here in mass.

Hhahaha right, going from a european country to a 3rd world shithole like mexico.

You are retarded, must be because because of your indian heritage that left you with an iq of 80, literally african nigger tier.

Where did you steal computer? Are you steal wifi from library or Starbucks?

you are in crisis and paro ramon. dont be silly. Mexico is the 11th richest country and the best Hispanic country, thats why you inmigrate here in mass.

elpais.com/economia/2015/04/14/actualidad/1429029281_008611.html

reconquista when?

I bought my computer in Texas, for shopping stupid gook.

Where to buy stolen electronics? Is easier to steal yourself?

English is not for you , mongrel. Just dont try to mess to us the western people or We will bomb you again , yellow midget.

>Mexico in 2030. very high HDI.jpg
> Mexico is the 11th richest country and the best Hispanic country, thats why you inmigrate here in mass.

Literally spain is in top 4

>elpais.com/economia/2015/04/14/actualidad/1429029281_008611.html
>2015

Kill yourself shitskin sudaca

The madman

GALLEGO GILIPOLLAS, ME DAN GANAS DE MATARTE. MÉXICO ES MUY SUPERIOR.

My English good. No need to bark to talk to dog.

>we

America is west. America win wars. Mexico win only at high score in crime rate.

Is there monkey soup in your country? Is it delicia?

hi guys please nuke this shithole

>America win wars

mongrel midget, you have 0 wins in war

Mexico beat up the axis of evil (you ) in the 2nd world war, France and Spain once, learn history octopus fucker.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Mexico

well, we have rock soup, no kidding.

>ME DAN GANAS DE MATARTE

We already almost did it dirty monkeys, you didnt even put a fight on us. An entire continent put on his knees by a single country. And then your people were made slaves, like the trash you all are.

>We already almost did it dirty monkeys,

killed 95% of aztecs, almost hahahahahhahahaha, you conquered aztecs and incans, not mexicans.

Mexicans existed after the conquista.

And we beat you up twice Jose Santiago Ramon Del Hierro morinho.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_War_of_Independence

Tu imperio fue mi imperio tambien, lumbreras ajajajajajajajajajaja, ves lo que te hace telecinco? nada de historia ni nada de nada.

Only Mexico education would source wiki. What did Mexico contribute? Laughable. No shame in losing to strong opponent.

Eternal shame to be country known only for export of criminal and narcotic. Shame to be dog mongrel country who come close to greatness only by proximity to strong neighbor.

Humorous how dog sputter in anger.

and y'all mixed with the natives
so much for slaves you dumbass moro oh and lost it all because your French overlords told you lmao
pathetic

See

This is only war Mexico could win, and still need America.