We don't need any threads that discuss this matter...

We don't need any threads that discuss this matter. When you prefer Rei you are simply a fucking faggot that needs to fucking kill himself.

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Misato better

>a drunk sloppy thousands slut is better than glorious Asuka
Yeah, na. Fuck off.

Convince me. Show me what you have to offer.

I like both equally.

>I want to fuck both a bitch and my mother.
Sounds like your mother is just a drunk bitch.

20 years

user, you are the best.

Sincerely,
user

NEVER FORGET
NEVER FORGET
NEVER FORGET

>Not wanting to slam them back with your drunkfu
Absolute pleb

Am I a newfag if I don't remember this?

They're both broken children that need help, not sexual objects that need internet neckbeards to fight over them.

Please, think of the anime children.

Arigatou, user-senpai.

That's not Sup Forums.

Rei II is the only nice Rei. All the other Reis are just plot devices.

Misato is a 2DPD whore.

There was never any argument, Asuka is objectively the best.

Merry Christmas to you, taste-kun.

Wadafak

>Asuka is objectively the best.
I smell pure taste.

>They're both broken children that need help
sure, but only one of them is an annoying little bitch

Asuka a best, if i didn't have a waifu already she'd be it

You're ok, user.

it's 4+4ch

I don't see how anyone could prefer Rei, she has personality of a wet blanket. Asuka is clearly superior.

Rei III was the one who finally found herself after she recollected Rei II's memories. If anything, she's the definitive Rei.

>Rei needs at least III versions to beat the original Asuka.
kek

Fuck off with that rei talk and post more rare asukas

I love me some rare Asuka.

We're probably gonna see another Rei in the next rebuild.

>Asukafags

I hope you don't expect me to read all of that.

You should.

posting winter asuka

I'll take what you've got kind user

Asuka is an obnoxious bitch who's probably clingy and over attached

Rei is an emotionless doll

Misato is a total bro who's low maintenance and would be tons of fun to be around

You're drunk misato

Misato is extremely used goods who's low maintenance and would be tons of fun to fuck and a nightmare to love

Ain't no girl better than me

Damn right.

I WANT TO KISS THAT SHOULDER
IT'S SO NAKED

Get away from me you gross nerd

p-please?

>boy, I sure wish I had a bitch yelling at me all day and night instead of this cute gentle girl

>We don't need any threads that discuss this matter
>makes thread

Beg for it

...

I actually laughed out loud, thanks.

Please may I kiss your bare shoulder?

No.

Please? I'll do your laundry and clean for you too.

ayoo biatch, let me lick your shoulders

I'll think about it, now get cleaning.

Right away!

I'm still not convinced. You're going to have to do better than that.

You can't tell me what to do

...

Well no, but I can imply. How about I start with implying that you will let me kiss your legs and slowly work myself up. As slow as I can at least, before the inevitable 404 this thread is soon getting.

n-no

YOU GO AWAY

I just want to kiss your bare shoulders. I won't try anything funny

TheFamousJohnyD needs to kill himself

rei best girl period

It would be an adult kiss.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, a virgin.

N-No bully, it's Christmas.

Sorry, but it was a pretty cringe comment. At least shoulder kissing cringer didn't make it obvious

Shoulder kisses are pure.

You guys are creepy i think i'll have to leave...

Do you want to come with me and we can just hang out? I'll get us coffee.

Seriously, what did you expect? On what planet could this have a good outcome?

Come home with me or I'll leak your nudes.

You are the worst!

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CONGRATULATIONS

Don't worry. I changed the sheets, you'll be comfy.

Yeah, he made sure you don't see the taint of the old ones. How considerate.

I hate your room, it reeks of semen

I would open a window, but the smell from the glue factory tends to get too much.
Lights on or off, your choice

Can you guys stop roleplaying? Thank you.

>no new Illusionk Asuka images in years

Reminder that this is from a canonical artbook.
I love the world sometimes.

Misato takes her job seriously and uses her personal life to debase and punish herself. That's Asuka's model for the adult woman she's trying to be, not for nothing does she wear Misato's slob at home outfit to flirt.

Come on little hedgehog, just because your waifu a shit doesn't mean everyone elses is.

Kimo warui des.

And too bad it seems we will never get anything like it again considering Anno is rolling in money.

Live in hope user

this shit is cannon

Make Anime Great Again

No, user. This shit is cannon.

Rei is better than Asuka, this is an objective fact.

You somehow managed to misspell Rie in that post. Maybe you should stop phoneposting so you don't get anymore embarrasing corrections.

Okay, the meta in these threads is way beyond me.

Proposing:

There is no honest or objective argument one can lay forward that claims that Rei isn't the superior character to either Asuka or Misato. If you argue that Misato or Asuka is better than Rei, you are also lying or misrepresenting the characters.

Any fair, balanced and honest consideration of the three characters will always conclude that Rei is superior.

Oi, oi. That's not how you describe your ideal mate. You have to start with her eyes, and take it slowly from there.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Are these thread some sort of injoke we allow to happen so Asuka fans can feel better about themselves?

I'll sooner find you and kill you, you vapid piece of shit.

Rei: Strong, goodhearted and self-sacrificing person with the power to change herself and others.
Misato: Strong, goodhearted and self-sacrificing person.
Asuka: Weak, selfish and ugly person who makes not only her own life worse, but others as well.

That's the NGE canon right there. Questions?

Nice "canon"

Thanks.

I showed the difference between the characters by having them for instance sacrifice themselves, like in episode 23 for Rei and End of Evangelion for Misato.

I showed selfishness and it's consequences by for instance having Asuka go on a rampage against Zeruel, resulting in the deaths of dozens of civilians.

oscar sounds like asuka tho

Nice Reddit spacing, Reifag.

Rei > Misato > Asuka

It wasn't a theme that started in the last act, Shinji wasn't expecting to survive getting in the robot in the first place. Rei swears she'll protect him and says goodbye before her first mission. Misato almost cooks to death trying to move one control rod by hand.