Living in the UK is like living in the twilight zone

Living in the UK is like living in the twilight zone

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These white vans have gone too far race war now!

It is

Unfortunately for everyone else, it’s merely a glimpse into your post industrial cyberpunk dystopian future

>implying the other side of the world is better

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pls spend torust $ here

is there any place thats safe in australia?

define safe

If you drink any of the spring water here, Cryptosporidium infects your stomach and you get violently ill, only coons are immune.

a place where I am not in danger of being killed\severly injured by nature.

define define

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White Van Men are the best.

I'd lose my shit too if someone called me a BWL

no

Australia seems like a magical place.
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sounds like a nice country

hmmmmmm, no

you get used to it.

is that guy eating a torta??

the virgin tourist
the chad amoeba

>white van man

who is writing that shit a special needs class?!

Probably just a burger.

That's what they call them, guys with white vans who do odd jobs and shit.

nah, looks like some cut up schitzel and cheese so it probably has avocado and tomato and mayo

do you have avocados??

holy kek user

I don't know what else they could be.

Why is Australia so obsessed with Safety? Its literally worse than the UK. I worked 3 Years for Rio Tinto in Karratha and literally 3 Months were only safety bullshit.

white van men are what we call builders and plumbers and shit

"oh shit the drains leaking call a white van man" etc

wet lettuce is an insult insinuting you are a bit of a soft cunt.

We have Avocados, we also have a big avocado.

Am British - can confirm.

People here are like maoist Chinese - brainwashed commies. Any comments that hint at skepticism of the state guarantee a triggering and screechings of epic proportions. You will be immediately viewed as a nazi terrorist if you mention that the banks shouldn't have got bailed out.

oh you should smuggle the big avocados from here, maybe you can make an extra large one
but how to get the seed there???

thought hentai was japanese?

>White van man

Is it a white man in a white van or a white van with a white man?

For example, where I live the ants have a 2% change of sting causing death. Also once I went swimming in the ocean after a storm but it was full of jellyfish tentacles. also pic related spiders, which 50% of people actually let sleep with them.

It's the reason australian men live to 83 on average

>also pic related spiders, which 50% of people actually let sleep with them
what? people sleep with those things in their beds? How does that even work?

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they eat the ones that can really fuck you up

Yeah, prison.

kek

>Kraken babysitter crossing