Fuck it
My name is Robert O’Donal, I’m a special agent working with the FBIs domestic terror unit. My ID number is RO243743. I have been in the unit for almost three years now and I haven’t done a very good job. The guys upstairs figured I was a fuck up (hey, they might be right) so they sent me to interact with the alt-right. They said I needed to gather information and all I’ve fucking gathered is that you racist assholes are more retarded than I am. You “sperg” out on the simplest things and your slang goes from idiotic to barely understandable (“spoal” isn’t as funny as you think it is) and I have to type it all up on my stupid fucking computer, attach it to my stupid fucking .gov email, and send it to my stupid fucking bosses who laugh at me behind my back. Why? Because there’s a team out there responsible for killing The Branch Davidians and I’m just fucking talking to internet racists about fucking “Blaire White” (his real name is Robert, you fags)
There, I said it, and I hope my handlers are reading this so I can finally tell them to fuck off.
Fuck it
nice pasta, needs more bogdanov tho
How is CJIS doing these days?
Fart bed idiots lol that's where you work hahaha get wrecked nerd
This is actually a qyakity pasta, I like it.
You must be pretty bad if you don't know of the hidden board 6
In the .00000001% chance that this isn’t a larp or pasta, can you yell “Bill Clinton is a rapist”, to Mueller as they drag you out the door?
>Your on the wrong board go to /bant/
Saged
Damn. You are right. I'm glad that your 'guys upstairs' are incompetent and fuck up your shitty mongrel country.
You people waste your time going to the wrong fucking houses.
Get a tangible skill set; and while you're at it, a triple digit I.Q. would definitely help.
Cunt.
>get paid to shitpost
>complain about it
fucking switch jobs with me then you undeserving, spoiled faggot
This is what my tax dollars pay for??
This is 100% bullshit. Sage.
delete this
Fuck it.
My name is Marius Jonker, I'm a special agent working with NIA ( National Intelligence Agency) My unit is tasked with identifying and cataloging the activities of subversive white elements from South Africa who post on this board and other sites. My family and friends call me a traitor or even kaffir-boetie (nigger brother). My brother has written me off completely and my very conservative parents rarely even talk to me anymore, but I don't care, because this is my job.
Do you have to make order our posts into threat matrixes, Did you ever had to explain spurdo to a balding guy from San Diego who just wanted to know if it's a sign of the Turkish people's resentment with their government?
Asshole does not even know about how the lizards are the ones programing the brainwaves of nu males to fap to traps and believe it's true and right,all just do they can end that part of evolution,which means they are doing us a favour
Breddy ebin pasta
If it glows
Paint the roads
Good taste
fuck both of you. this is special agent Ivan Georgiev with National Security (DANS) of Bulgaria. Stop fucking up my investigation into the subversive elements of online shitposting.
Aлco ceйдж
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>gay porn videos
>9fag
>bernie sanders
>how to take a screenshot
Hello newfriend
lolocaust
>handlers
>15 year old larping
sage
keks me every time
Fuck it. This is special agent Soren Schmidt of the police investigative branch (PET). I'm tasked with identifying harmful influences on the danish youth by swedish jihadists on pol
Nuuuuuu
>I was only pretending