For Christmas I made my cute wife Chino a Tippy meat pie

For Christmas I made my cute wife Chino a Tippy meat pie.

>meat pie

wow that's tiny.

I'd give Chino my meat pie alright.

My dick inside Chino-chan's tight shithole.

Because Chino is a small girl.

Tippy looked like it needed a good bake to end his misery too.

Awww, how cute

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same

>3.63 MB
fuck off nigger

I gave her a cream pie.

>mfw I realize someone else is filming this

You have to go back.

Merry Christmas Chino-chan!!! :)

I've seen some sad shit before, and this is no where near the worst, but damn this is sad.

>ketchup packets
>caprisun
>mfw

I want Sup Forums to leave.

>capri sun
>cut the pouch
>poured it into a cup
>put the straw in the cup anyways

Is this the evolved form of autism?

chino isn't my wife but I would commit a crime for her

Thank you Sup Forumsnon; now whenever I feel sad I can remember this photo and appreciate my life just a bit better

>stuck the straw in
>op out of breath trying to produce suction
>sperged in front of chino
>cut the top in an angry fit
>cant waste the straw man, chino is watching

>ketchup
>amerifat cheese
>crème fraîche
>a caprisun
>having a underaged autistic girl who serves cawfree as a waifu.
>not drinking cawffee or GweenTee.

What's the cream cheese for?

You know that you have a bad wife when she have a CM3D2 model.

thanks for the laugh, OP.

put me in the screencap too!

Second course

That's not how you bake cookies.

Install ChinOS

>that cheese bite

>Creme cheese on cheese

Can Sup Forums cook for their waifu?
If so, then prove it!

Nah, it's romantic.

You'll understand once you find a waifu.

God speed user, you are rapidly climbing to the top of my saddest things I've seen on Sup Forums list.

I will continue to monitor this thread for scientific purposes.

>female detected

Piss off.

You wouldn't say these things if you had a waifu and went the extra length to please her.

you should be making some coffee too you fucking inbred

>taking drugs

If slices of American cheese are your extra length then I am really interested in knowing your standard length

I'll cook for her on her birthday.

And lose my wizard powers?

>I am really interested in knowing your standard length
Ritz with PP&J with a glass of wine.
>captcha is a stop sign

Please tell me you at least take vitamins

As long as you haven't held hands you're pure.

1.5 inches

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don't kno why everyone flaming this lol. op is probably ripped as fuck and you wouldn't be insulting him and his waifu if you met him irl. yall pathetic lol.

>him and his
It's a she, dumbass. Trust me, I browse /ck/ a lot.

make it stop

That's what she said

>kno
>lol
Fuck off.

>prize figure

>Someone actually spends Christmas like this

It's been a long time since we had a thread this good on Sup Forums
Keep it up OP.

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that's fucking disgusting

GJ user

Hey normalfag

this is the most autistic crop ive seen all year, and ive seen the shit you fags at >>>r/Sup Forums/ post

>ubuntu
>shit waifu
makes sense.

>shit waifu
You have shit taste user

that's a big tippy

For Chino