Tsuredure Children

Merry christmas everybody. Today we have a special episode. Because why not.

Hurray, I've been waiting for you!

[Title is 'Ninjutsu']
Uchimura Keiko
Chiaki-kun's mom. A kinda mischievous 45 year old

While I was cleaning my son's room,
Oh me oh my...

That kid
He hid this underneath the futon.
And it's not even opened...

"We're home!"
"Whoa oh dear! If he finds me, he'll get mad... "
"Ninja disappearing jutsu!!"

"Excuse uuuuus"

>side
For anyone wondering "what's that box?", you'll understand when you're older.

"Mooooom!? You here!?"
"Maybe she went out?"

"The car isn't there..."
"So she might've went out somewhere with dad"
"Then nobody's at home?"

"Well..."
"That kinda happens"

Oh god...
I planned to just escape when I had the chance
[Side] I... I see...
But Kana-chan's here...!!

But well...
It's not like something's gonna start now...

"So can we..."
"Do it...?" [TN: Emphasize]

Hooray! I love this adorable series.

"I... I don't mind, but... you sure?"
"I mean... you thought about it too, right Chiaki?"

Haah!!
Being young is so nice!!
But when that happens, I have to get out now...

"Th...then..."
"Yeah..."

"Bzz bzzzzzz"

"Sorry...""
"I should've shut off the phone"
"No... you can look"

That's right, look!!
At your mom's thankful suggestions

"Ah screw it"
"I can only look at you now"

Uwaaaaghhhhhhh

I can still deal with afternoon dramas,
But listening to my son's spiffs and complaints
[Side] Shall we go on the bed...?
[Side] S...sure...
Is hell...!!

[Bzzing noises]
"...sorry"
"...yeah"

Today
Get out of the room now
Now
Get out

"Leave her be"
"I got no clue what she means"

"Is it okay not to answer?"
"It's fine. It's mom"
"I'll shut it off"

Stupid moron...!!
And now
I can't solve this peacefully

I have no choice but to prepare and head out now
Sorry you two
We're going to hell together...

"You sure?"
"Your mom is gonna be sad"

"It's fine. It probably isn't anything important"
"...really?"

"But well... she might become my mom"
"So be nice to her"

"Kana...!!"

Kana...!!

What a nice girl...!!
[Side] Sorry... was that too much?
[Side] N... no, okay?
To think that child is my son's girlfriend...!!

But
If I get out now, she'll definitely be disillusioned.
To get her to wed into the family,
I should...

"Kana, I love you"
"Me too..."

"Uh... what was that just now...?"
"It was inside the closet, right...?"

"Bubdohodghh"
"Agahssshhg"

"Hey... hey... what the hell??"
"Oh god oh god!! Can we get out now!?"

Whew...
That was my greatest performance yet
I was the president of my high school drama club.

Okay
Time to get out the window
Before those kids come back...

Huh?
Ah...

"......it's all good now"
"The spirits have been exorcised"
End

You get christmas cakes for christmas! Rejoice people! And no magazine next week so I'll be back in 2 weeks.

Editing and putting up now

>Cockblocked her son AGAIN
CALM THE FUCK DOWN OKA-SAN

JUST LET HIM GET LAID FFS

>president of the drama club
of course

why

It probably would've ended at kissing, mom. Just fuckin' let em kiss

>highschoolers on a bed
>box of condoms under the bed
>would've ended at kissing
No, user, that's not how any of this works.

Didn't Kana bring back condoms the first time she visited?

Thank you TL-user

In Tsuredure it usually does. I don´t think Prez/Delinquent or Kamine/Gouda have done the deed yet. Despite Kamine´s and Prez´s best efforts.
Yep, the moms are apparently very well prepared. I bet Kana´s dad wasn´t quite as supportive though.

Yeah, Kana brought condoms to Chiaki's place, but they were interrupted by his mom when they were horizontal on his bed.

Thanks.

Thanks user

From 1 to 10 how traumatic would the events be if she had actually watched?