Which is objectively the best Slavic country?

which is objectively the best Slavic country?

please provide rational and logical reasoning for your answers

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First off - We'r all Slav brothers
But for me it's slovenia.
Seem nice is neutral.
Than poland > Czechia > Northern hungary(slovakia)> on the others I'm not well informed.
Just one of the 7 bilion opinions on the globe.
Its all right slovak bro just a joke.

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You know how this shit goes. You can't get any slavs to agree on anything and all you end up with is some shitty attempt at murdering a political figure which in turn starts a world war.

Just leave now, OP.

Czechia. Best developed. Without fake myths around themselves. Best sense of humour and distance to themselves

Best for living:
Slovenia
Czechia
Poland/Croatia
Slovakia
Montenegro
Russia
Bulgaria
Serbia/Bosnia
Macedonia
Belarusia
Ukrainia

Best when it comes to historical sites/architecture:
Czechia
Croatia(All of coast)
Poland/Slovenia
Russia
Bulgaria
Serbia
Slovakia
Rest

Now a reminder, everyone is super close when it comes to historical sites, its not really relevant. When it comes to economy, everyone is again very close but with catholic countries being a bit infront of the rest. Still everyone is amazing in its own way and this is just from my expirience.

>Bulgaria
>Macedonia

Why do you say Bulgaria twice with different spellings?

>slavic countries
>kosovo
Nice try bythëqirë

ukraine

Belorussians maybe.

>best slavic country
The country you call home

Poland full. Fuck off.

full of muslim soon bruv, we will replace you

Poland is the worst, move along

Dream on Pepik. Pozdrów Krecika i Jozina z bazin.

atleast i have křečíka and jóžina, poland has no culture to speak of whatsoever

we are not worth mentioning there though

Czechia and Croatia

Czech Republic for 2 reasons:
1) it wasn't destroyed like Poland during WWII
2) Czechia had the best transformation out of all post soviet countries. The reason for that is that they invested more money in research and development than other countries making Czech economy more innovative.

Its obvious some countries are better in one things, other in other things but i got to admit that as for now Czechia is the best.

don't bother, polacks have no sense of humour and can't take a joke

czechia if you only care about money and national identity and tradition mean nothing to you

Czechia was richer than polacks even before WW2

>and national identity and tradition mean nothing to you
do you go to church?

*forgot comma after 'money'
tfw no reddit edit function

WE WUZ THRACIANZ 'N SHIEEET
goodbye

yes, i'm a christian atheist

With very little knowledge and understanding of the Slavic countries, I'd say Czech or Slovenia or Croatia.

Slovakia, Slovenia and Belarus.
Literally never fucked their neighbor shit because "muh land and expansion"
Most peaceful and chill nations.

Russia is the only slavic country that has any significance culturally and politically for the past 300 years, so the answer is obvious.

then how do you care about tradition when you don't reproduce it you moron? How different are you from Czechs?

Austria

Would live in serbia over most of the west at this point. Is the economy same all over the country?

A Reksio? A czterej pancerni i pies? You're either a liar or totally uncultured swine if you didn't watch four tankers.

Marcel get lost, its time for you to go to sleep.

Honestly, i have never ever meet such a fcked up shill like you in my entire life. Sometimes i wonder what do you look like irl. One thing is obvious, you live in ur moms basement as you shitpost literaly 24/7

All of them are shitholes but probably czech.

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>Honestly, i have never ever meet such a fcked up shill like you in my entire life. Sometimes i wonder what do you look like irl. One thing is obvious, you live in ur moms basement as you shitpost literaly 24/7
and you're a scum of the worse, plebeian sort of polish families

>Russia is the only slavic country that has any significance culturally and politically for the past 300 years,
>Significance
Right, because Poland doesn't exist.

nah, we're totally centralized. the only good option is to live in belgrade or novi sad at this point

>Slovakia
>Literally never fucked their neighbor shit because "muh land and expansion"
It's not like I've expected somebody from a non-country to know history, but still.

I love Russia still you should be more humble with your Romania tier average income.
I understand that you sacrificing your individual wellbeing for the sake Wielka Rassija but have your limits

he is right tho, the future here looks bleak, and atheism is mostly to blame, disregarding the almost normal occurance of western / soviet subversion, atheism is the biggest jew we have here

>best for living
>Ukraine
>Russia
The pinnacle of Slavia when they think that Ukraine/Russia is a decent place to live.

>Right, because Poland doesn't exist.
He wrote for the past 300 years and he's right

I like Poland and Russia the most, but I gotta say Russia because it's large enough to defend itself from most threats

pic related

They can't defend from themselves though.

lmao

Chezk guy dies because he watched too much porn, and Polish catholics don't want to save him?

What Slovakia ever did bad exactly?
Not give you that poor hungarian clay taken from Trianon?

Poland

Literally Poland. Anything from their mindset, sense of being, preservation of culture, resilience and strength in people. Call me a Polack if you want, I'd see it as a compliment anyways.

Marcel thats obvious Poland won't have industry as it was partitioned and erased from map during the time of industrialization. Any1 who knows a little bit of history knows your mouth is full of shit.

You've done your job in this thread, you posted all your retarded pastas now please leave this thread so the big boys could talk.

Poland
>Catholic
>Nationalistic
>Like a phoenix out of ashes
>Strong symbolism
>The lord and saviour, Jesus Christ is literary king
>Latin script, despite the fuckton of digraphs and diphthongs

no, it was german astronauts on czech spaceship and czechs wanted to throw him out of the ship so he called polish astronauts for help

youtube.com/watch?v=B_kMMYQISeg
bolen czechy or slovakia

Treating Hungarians like shit in the 90-es/early 2000-es. preventing them from getting dual citizenship and yes, living on Hungarian clay, including some areas with clear Hungarian majority. The Czechs were bigger cunts though, and they were the ones who really turned the Slovaks against us, because otherwise Slovaks are quite based when it's not about chauvinism, while Czechs have been spineless cunts for centuries.

Czech republic
>krecik
done

Novi Sad always seemed really nice to me. Probably the place i would pick if i was also looking for work. Belgrade seems too big, probably has gypsies like Zagreb and so on.

bulgaria by far, great beaches, hot sea unlike baltic, great rakia and the people are a lot more open/friendly than in the north, or maybe it was the rakia

Ty mówisz Marcel, a ja mówię, że to jakiś icek czy inny mordechaj.

>Marcel thats obvious Poland won't have industry as it was partitioned and erased from map during the time of industrialization
doesn't matter, Poland wouldn't be able to match the industrialization of Germany or Soviet Union anyway. Poles always had to rely on foreign nations like Ruthenians and Germans, once they got control of them, their country collapsed. Bad luck. It's not like the Germans from the richest Royal Prussia or Ruthenians would want to be ruled by Polacks for eternity

yeah novi sad is betty nice and my favorite city here, too

>Belgrade seems too big, probably has gypsies like Zagreb and so on.
yeah it has them, and it's overpopulated imo

i mean this is a massive shithole so what else would you expect

Poland. Great history, good people, very conservative and Catholic, but I'm biased because of historical friendship.

wtf

hahaha dude this is so fcking cringe...

check this one out

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Poland - cunts (lol looks like Germany takes your land let me hef sum too lol)
Slovakia - traitors and cunts
Russians - drunken communist cunts, we dont want your mongoloid soldiers in here again
Balkan - idk
Ukraine - idk
Slovenia - seems decent and civilized

you don't have to be super religious and dogmatic to appreciate and celebrate the cultural aspects of christianity. it's part of our heritage, it stood the test of time, and shouldn't be dismissed, especially if we have nothing better to replace it with. hopefully i'll be able to instill this appreciation in my children, and reproduce it that way

i go to church mostly because i like the solemn atmosphere and the sense of community, but i also do have a feeling that there is some order to this world, and i use the time there to reflect on things

a ja mówię, że ja mam wiedzę, z którą wy sobie nie radzicie, bo jestescie z rodzin gorszego sortu, czyli rodzin chamów

>Slovakia - traitors and cunts
Is it about WW2? They deserved their country more than you do desu.

but then why did you describe Czechia as not having tradition, while they're pretty much just like you?

poland you idiot

do you even have to ask?

WE WUZ SZLACHTA N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Nie pochlebiaj sobie icek XD

Yep, 1 fifth of population living in Zagreb, a lof of work opportunities but terrible combo of people, all of the unwanted types are there. Only thing saving this place in terms of work is tourism on the coast, thankfully it lasts like 6 months each year so it is manageable.

Masaryk and Beneš did all the work, so idk what you are talking about

All the work they did was stealing Slovaks from us with sweet promises. Then you abandoned them in 1993 because they were too poor and conservative for you godless degenerate crypto-kikes.

nice ant pic faggot

you dont know what you are talking about

Slovakia.

It is as based as Poland but without the toilet cleaner stereotype.

I would say the UK

lol they hated you and we helped them when you tried to take their land and your hungarian faggot clerks tried to sabotage them from within, taking orders from Budapest government

nie szlachta, ale po prostu z rodzin głupoli, którzy ani was nie wychowali, ani wiedzy żadnej nie dali, bo rozmawialiscie tylko o samochodach, telewizji i kobietach, jak to się czyni w rodzinach smieci i chamów

yeah you got lucky with that, and you have really worth country of preserving. many of us actually envy you looking from here while we have literally nothing, i would rather nuke this shithole and put a salt over it

also without masaryk there would be no Slovakia, only nothern hungary, he was the one who made it all happen by convincing western powers (who then betrayed us to hitler like the cunts they are)

The poor clone of Russia.

macedonia isnt slavic they are hellenic by blood but got cucked by v*lgars

Hm, to mówisz, że nie dość, że masz pindolka bez napletka, to jeszcze krótkiego? Nie martw się icek, pewnie masz jakieś zalety. Może się dobrze utleniasz, czy coś.

Historically
I'm voting for the pre-soviet Imperial Russia.
and Poland-Lithuanian commonwealth.
Otherwise I like Bulgaria, thanks for the awesome rendering software bulgarbros.

Are Croats Slavs?

That makes me depressed. I truly want these places to get better in every way, aswell as relationships with neighbours. But in the same time seeing how west is suiciding, things might change. Maybe slowly, maybe quickly if some kind of war rises in europe. Im going off topic but our shittiness is the least of our problems.

>rozmawialiscie tylko o samochodach, telewizji i kobietach
Ładna projekcja, czuję że ktos tutaj był tyrany przez sebków w zawodówie za oglądanie chińskich bajek.

They are called Catholic Serbs for a reason
t. Mountain Jew

I'd say Sup Forumsand is pretty chill. Especially with all their trife with the EU over not taking in refugees.

Regarding all the talk. You slandering other Slavic countries makes me cringe hard. You're country never suffered as bad as other Slavic countries which built the strong character of people in countries like Poland, Serbia, Croatia etc which just from that you Cheskies are literally mentally fragile like a wine glass or a snowflake ~:V

>they hated you
Yet they didn't desert in drowes during WW1, unlike a certain other ethnicity. But it's not like you were too keen to take up arms since the Hussite rebellions anyhow.

The last time this region had any relevance and global representation was under the Habsburgs. You were quite happy when the Monarchy got destroyed, and then wondered why the West was so keen to throw you to the German, then the Soviets.

Why all the hate Czechbro. We had only two options form our own country or cease to exist (annexed) pretty simple decision

youtube.com/watch?v=SFdulJcMMUE&list=PL1mABF6c7UpF4fUIckdJ8LjwVwQe2EHD-&index=28

co, ze starym gadałes tylko o samochodach i kobitach, nie? Nic więcej? A do klubów chodzisz? Fryza masz modnego? Nogawki w spodniach masz podwinięte ty chamie?

Wrong. Serbs are Schismatic Croats, Bosniaks are Muslim Croats and Slovenes are Croats with less steppe and more incestous pseudo-German admixture.

did you even read my post? the fact that i'm not dogmatic about it doesn't mean i don't respect tradition. i make effort to cultivate traditions

i don't think most czechs care about that. they're the porn capital of europe, for god's sake

Mongolia

The 2nd best is Tartary.