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Robert Phillips
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Leo Wilson
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Adam Jones
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Caleb Green
Holy fuck
Zachary Diaz
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Jacob Hill
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Christopher Brown
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Ayden Hernandez
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Ian Gutierrez
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Lucas Diaz
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Isaac Bennett
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Hudson Davis
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Lincoln Hall
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Robert Murphy
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Lincoln Mitchell
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Nolan Richardson
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Jackson Turner
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Jason Cox
lol whats the original?
Logan Clark
try and get just breadsticks then see what happens
Ethan Harris
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Jaxson Morales
>not knowing bike cuck
Parker Sanders
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Asher White
bread sticks wouldnt exist in an anarchist society
Jonathan Bell
That's brutal. Feel bad for those people with crater faces I may no be more than an 8 on my best day when everything goes right but those guys have no hope.
Xavier James
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Landon Jenkins
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Brandon Cox
This isn't a feels thread friendo
Luke Davis
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Kevin Morales
atleast that guy had a gf desu, i will never know that feel
Ayden Bailey
Anyone save the original?
Why it get deleted
Hunter Bennett
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Grayson Clark
Hadn't seen this one before, kek
Dumping
Jackson Roberts
>asks for absolute best
>posts absolute shit
Luis Watson
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Oliver Campbell
Should make his hoodie sweden colors.
Brandon Johnson
>humour thread
>isnt
Austin Gray
I don't get why I see the bear version more than this one.
Owen Ortiz
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Kayden Gonzalez
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Noah Gray
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Cooper Torres
Nice.
Michael Kelly
>someone who wants to be liked despite not focusing on himself is self centered
>but someone who tries to be liked by focusing on himself isnt
Really activates my neurodes
Easton Flores
Kek
Jordan Nguyen
i made the spurdo one based off of that one, i just thought spurdo version was funnier
Aiden Reed
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Connor Stewart
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Jeremiah Jackson
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Austin Long
yo
Zachary Foster
>Focus on making yourself attractive instead of repulsive and people will like you
>Triggered
Brody Carter
salami
Camden Martinez
Lol’d hard and saved
Andrew Morales
peperoni
Oliver Gray
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Connor Evans
mozarella
Jaxon Hughes
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Christian Perry
spotted the inbred muslim
Zachary Nelson
What was it
Matthew Ross
I thought it was about the degenerate tattoo at first but then I saw the dude
Gavin Rivera
Feel like this is some shit a boomer would post on their facebook.
Aaron Gutierrez
KEK
Brody Carter
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Charles Garcia
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Gabriel Perez
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Andrew Barnes
taco death squad
Blake King
this
Xavier Lewis
>half-breed child trying to hold his coalburner mom back because he knows how this will end
Bentley Garcia
>mfw
>pic cropped out
Why... Just... Why
Evan Robinson
>Focus on making yourself attractive instead of repulsive and people will like you
If I put makeup all over myself and get plastic transplants then I sure as fuck will be liked and totally not self-centered right? Because thats exactly what that panel tells you to do.
It may be true that by not trying to improve your looks and expecting people to like you regardless may be somewhat self-centered, but the opposite would be being a slave to other peoples opinions. You wouldnt have any self left other than whatever image you try to shape to please others. How about just being yourself and not trying too hard?
James Green
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Nathan Williams
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Bentley Allen
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Leo Carter
Best buds.
Now I get tasked with explaining what the meaning of irony is. The statement construction in British usage is:
>i could not care less
... and is meant to be taken literally; conversely, the standard American construction is:
>i could care less
... and is meant ironically. Irony occurs when the intended meaning of a set of words is diametrically opposite its literal meaning. So the issue here isn't an American inability to speak English, it's a non-American inability to grasp irony, you stupid fucking apes who should be nuked.
Brandon Campbell
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Austin Parker
dont laugh leaf, theyre from canada
Christian Thomas
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Thomas Anderson
I'm from Québec
James Hernandez
If you think your lefties are ridiculous check out the lefties we got here in Brazil
youtube.com
Nathaniel Cruz
TO COM MADUROOO
Based lefties
Samuel Brown
Ça c'est mon neggre
Alexander Diaz
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Jeremiah Anderson
Coming up with excuses for not trying won't make anyone attracted to you.
Landon Stewart
Kek!
Nicholas Evans
>irony occurs when the intended meaning of a set of words is diametrically opposite its literal meaning.
That's not irony.
Irony is a gap of knowledge, between you and another person (as if he knows something that you don't or vice versa, and it is revealed in the end)
Bentley Cox
Why are they chanting for Maduro? Maduro is a piece of shit.
Juan Cox
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Isaiah Nelson
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Noah Hall
i love this one a lot.
>you were not born as a black
Lucas Ross
No. You're wrong. Actually, you're not simply wrong, you're a fucking moron.
>i·ro·ny
>/ˈīrənē/
>noun
>the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect
Nicholas Parker
exactly
the Brazilian left supports Maduro's regime
Nicholas Reed
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Adrian Williams
I'm pretty sure this was before shit went down in venezuela
Noah Brooks
>It may be true that by not trying to improve your looks and expecting people to like you regardless may be somewhat self-centered, but the opposite would be being a slave to other peoples opinions.
How can you be a slave to other peoples opinions but self-centered at the same time? Isn't the opposite of [not trying to improve looks:expect to be liked] be [trying to improve looks:dont expect to be liked]?
Liam Cooper
Just posted (This):
youtu.be
on vegan thread
Charles Hill
"nègre"
Elijah White
I dont really mind, you can work yourself to death trying to become more attractive, but consider that being a spinelass fag trying to impress everyone isnt the most attractive thing either.
Elijah Roberts
kek i like this one
Jayden Garcia
>the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect
Sarcasm. not irony.
Aiden Lee
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Colton Sanders
>Vegan
>Gay
Everything checks out but what the fuck is wrong with him.
Cameron Diaz
quit being so jewish.