Why does countryside suck?

>>complete isolation from civilization
>>where pagans, cults, and other statinic degeneracies form
>>nigger rapes a woman in a house in the middle of the woods, cops are over 15 minutes away to arrive giving the nigger ample time to make a haste escape
>>populated by old dumb uneducated hillbillies that are libertarians that hate the government but wont go to haiti or somalia where there is no government

I prefer if the state to nationalize all vast amounts of rural land to benefit the nation.

Other urls found in this thread:

io9.gizmodo.com/how-rats-turned-their-private-paradise-into-a-terrifyin-1687584457
cabinetmagazine.org/issues/42/wiles.php
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>complete isolation from civilization
>why it's the best

Deliverance was such a cool movie.

Fuck off we're full.

>>Complete isolation from niggers
>>Nigger tries to rape a woman in the middle of the woods, she pulls out her gun and shoots him dead and nobody gives AF
>Populated by independent people who can grow crops, hunt for their own food, don't want other people to provide for them, and have strong families

I prefer the state to nationalize the killing of communists.

Yea, until a nigger breaks into your home brings agun and shoots you and you call the cops and they dont show up in time.

That's Midwest dummy. Country/white trash scum is different.

>niggers
>in the country

>>Populated by independent people who can grow crops, hunt for their own food, don't want other people to provide for them, and have strong families

People need government like a mother needs a man to help her raise good children

It's totally awful. You must stay where you are. They're rapin folks out here. Repeat: don't come out here.

Tiny, insular social circles and menial labour being the only job available is a good environment for producing morons.

I live near frederick country Virginia, its literally a nowhere ugly ass woodsville

Almost as rare as niggers in bodies of water.

Fuck the government and draconian laws. Being Millennial and exposed to things like zero tolerance laws made me hate the state.

>You will never be Drake Bell in 2002 banging Amanda Bynes' PTP daily

I finally agree with a leaf on something. Nationalization as a word has meaning for a purpose.

Rural Virginia is GOAT.

It makes sense to have insular communities. Most people suck so I want to keep them out of my circle.

> (You)
>Fuck men and the patriarchy. Being a strong independant feminist and exposed to things like misogyny made me hate all men and go bull dyke.

>complete isolation from degeneracy
>where people are still actually Chrstian
>there are no niggers
>yeah, the last thing we want is to live with niggers

>>>nigger rapes a woman in a house in the middle of the woods, cops are over 15 minutes away to arrive giving the nigger ample time to make a haste escape
You ... aren't familiar with homes in the country, are you? Niggers attempting to break and enter are often shot by the home-owner.

as soon as a nigger is spotted on your ranch you shoot him

>>where people are still actually Chrstian

You mean subsect of a 500 year old distortion of christianity?

What if the nigger shoots first?

Well I dont think you should have that right to kick people out of your circle and you should realize that you are not an island but a family called a nation and should contribute to your family.

>Being this scared of life

Also

>Scared of being shot by a nigger in the country where there's virtually no niggers
>Not afraid of being by a nigger in the city where all the niggers and all the murders happen

You're like that faggot that doesn't wear seatbelts because, "There was that one guy that didn't wear his seatbelt and didn't die!"

you are fucked either way if you live in a city or not, in the city there is much higher crime rates so I prefer small towns. even in many small towns in south texas that are literally 95% messican they have less crime than cities like San Antonio or Dallas or Houston.

the niggers dont go to the rural areas, they stay in cities for gibs

>>complete isolation from civilization
>implying civilization is a good thing

Found Joy

I have the right to kick anyone out of my circle I want. You can't force me to be friends with anyone I don't want to be friends with.

If I don't like someone I shouldn't be forced to talk to them.

Is that before or after 50 guard dogs tear him apart?

You have never lived in a large city like Chicago or NYC. Because what you are describing is exactly what I found to be true in big cities.

This.
I bet OP thinks we call the cops.

>niggers
>living in rural areas
what did he mean by this?

Id rather myself and the nation be living in cities with order and organized prosperity rather than be all alone with no one and get exposed to the elements

Beung away from cities is the best anti depressant there is. Crush the urbanite.

you ever notice that people who live in the countryside often have guns, dogs, and other wards to would-be intruders?

>Afraid of being all alone and surviving instead of being excited nobody is around to fuck with him

Your problem is a scared weakling, user.

Then I bring a gang with chemical gasses and borderline military homemade grade weapons to overwhelm the armed occupants of the home and go all shan yu on his or her ass.

People go mad when they dont have anyone to interact with, especially and naturally if they are depraved of the opposite gender, deprived of reproducing and passing his or her genetic lineage and contributing to the nation.

How do you get your cotton picked then?

We're talking living in a rural area, not in the fucking middle of the Yukon.

wetbacks

Whats the difference?

>shames bad teeth
>drove up the cost of dentistry
>shills citiocy
oh look another kike wants everybody rounded up in cities where they can be managed

Some one hit this bitch with makeapp.

>>normalizing bad teeth and unhygenic dentistry

>complete isolation from civilization

civilization

Well, one I can drive 15 mins or an hour or whatever to a grocery store, friend's house, shopping mall, whatever, and the other I gotta trek for days to see a person. Living 30 mins out of a decent sized town is pretty ideal for me. You get the woods but you don't have to want for anything a town offers.

You know what? You're right. Stay in your city and don't bring your civilization here.

>niggers
>shooting straight

nope. go reread it, kike. you're twisting words again and got caught

no one has an education
no medical specialists want to go there
no dentists sometimes either
people are dumb as fuck and enjoy it
it's just as hitler intended

> (OP) (You)
>You know what? You're right. Stay in your city and don't bring your civilization here.
> (You)
>>niggers
>>shooting straight


You know what else doesnt have civilization? Niggers. Are you a nigger?

ive been to port royal -- never seen such an inbred hick city in my life

>I prefer if the state to nationalize all vast amounts of rural land to benefit the nation.
Come and take it from me thieving nigger.
>nigger rapes a woman
Lol like theres niggers here they're all in Redbird where they belong.

oh yes please help me get out of norcal
and move to a city so I can start drinking my fluoride water

You can shoot the nigger without consequence in the countryside.

Only need the police to handle drunk drivers.

you are a fucking dumbass

please kys

What if the occupants have military-grade weaponry?

Id rather drink and love my flouride water over river water that a a bear shit and pissed in.

>populated by old dumb uneducated hillbillies that are libertarians that hate the government but wont go to haiti or somalia where there is no government

You sound stupid in the way you form setences together desu.

What kind of advanced shilling is this?

niggers can't survive more than a few blocks from a street corner.. its genetic. innawoods doesn't work for them.

Then step it up, someone has a sword, get a bigger sword.

>nigger ra-

you've never been to the country?

BTW, you do know that there is a thing called the Internet, right? And nowadays, Amazon will deliver the world to your house.

I don’t see a reason to live outside of a rural area when I’m already plugged into everything the city has to offer, and I don’t have to deal with the niggers, drugs, crime, and traffic.

>Populated by independent people who can grow crops, hunt for their own food, don't want other people to provide for them, and have strong families

Ruralfag here, not a single person I've ever met has any of this. Just a bunch of dickheads who think they do. If mother government wasn't there to subsidize their corn & beef the whole area would be fucked.

They do it well on africa

Fair enough, I agree with your defense of the 2nd Amendment. But what does this have to do with rural versus urban living?

nigger rapes a woman. thats city life bro not country

been at my current spot for 23 years. To date I have seen a grand total of zero niggers on my road, or within 20 miles for that matter.

Like I said previously, people need government like a woman needs a man to help raise good children.

>complete isolation from society

Only a sheltered urbanite would actually believe that.

>>where pagans, cults, and other statinic degeneracies form

Is it? As far as I know it's the only bastion of Christianity left.

>>nigger rapes a woman in a house in the middle of the woods, cops are over 15 minutes away to arrive giving the nigger ample time to make a haste escape

There are literally no niggers here. There isn't a nigger within 35 miles of me right now.

>>populated by old dumb uneducated hillbillies that are libertarians that hate the government but wont go to haiti or somalia where there is no government

I suppose you could be right. I don't know if there is some sort of statistic that says most libertarians are rural. Most conservatives are, but I always felt like Libertarianism was conservatism for urbanites.

>no niggers for miles
>can see the stars at night
>fresh air
>see wildlife beyond squirrels, pigeons, cockroaches, and rat
>you know your neighbor's name and feel comfortable giving them keys to your house in case of emergency
>have a large garden and grow your own organic veggies
>can leave your doors unlocked and windows open at night
>get to do fun shit like ride 4 wheelers, dirt bikes, shoot guns off your front porch, bonfires etc.

B8 thread or 15 year old newfag who will remember this thread with shame when he is 30.

People in the city live terrible lives. They snub their noses at rural people but in my experience not only do they act like niggers they are about as intelligent as them. All of their hobbies are degenerate in some fashion and they never experience anything outside of city life. They have a very closed and anti intellectual view of the outside world.

country people have spouses of opposite gender and children the same color, completely unlike city people.

Where does a country boy meet a female?

>haiti or somalia
>t.leftist retard

Niggers don't like the country or the cold. There are zero within prolly 100 miles of my cabin.

>They do it well on africa
sure I guess.. if squatting in front of a stick built hut is considered well. I'm not to worried about them invading my woods any time soon.

Yes, Op, stay in your overcrowded cities and enjoy your culture and society:


In 1972, animal behaviorist John Calhoun built a mouse paradise with beautiful buildings and limitless food: Universe 25. It was a giant box designed to be a rodent utopia. Divided into "main squares" and then subdivided into levels, with ramps going up to "apartments" with unlimited food too....and unlimited procreation.

Constantly rubbing shoulders on their way up and down the stairwells to eat, drink, and sleep, the mice found themselves born into a world that was more crowded every day, and there were far more mice than meaningful social roles. With more and more peers to defend against, males found it difficult and stressful to defend their territory, so they abandoned the activity. Normal social discourse broke down, and with it the ability of mice to form social bonds. The failures and dropouts congregated in large groups in the middle of the enclosure, their listless withdrawal occasionally interrupted by spasms and waves of pointless violence. The victims of these random attacks became attackers. Left on their own in nests subject to invasion, nursing females attacked their own young. Procreation slumped, infant abandonment and mortality soared. Lone females retreated to isolated nesting boxes on penthouse levels. Other males, a group Calhoun termed “the beautiful ones,” never sought sex and never fought—they just ate, slept, and groomed, wrapped in narcissistic introspection. Elsewhere, cannibalism, pansexualism, and violence became endemic. Mouse society had collapsed. It even acquired its own catchy name, "The Behavioral Sink." If starvation didn't kill everyone, people would destroy themselves. The best option was to flee to the country or the suburbs, where people had space and life was peaceful and natural.

io9.gizmodo.com/how-rats-turned-their-private-paradise-into-a-terrifyin-1687584457

cabinetmagazine.org/issues/42/wiles.php

>Where does a country boy meet a female?
in the country. every family has children. some of them are actual girls without a benis.

why build on such a steep hill user? isn't it hard to stay in bed?

>live in countryside
>regularly go offroading, shooting, camping, hiking, and enjoy skiing in winter
>when i go out on the porch at night it's complete silence, except for the sound of nature
>always have incredible amounts of inspiration, can easily concentrate and focus on my thoughts
>get to regularly do everything you have to spend a fortune on and plan to do on the rare occasion when you want to get away from niggers
>you without fail do all of those things horribly and like a pleb, while getting fleeced by country folk letting a citicuck like you hunt in their backyard for the weekend
the "flyover" designation is a blessing. glad the soibois can only stand it for a few days out of the year.

>cops are over 15 minutes away
topkek
Where I live, it takes about an hour for a deputy to arrive, if they haul ass.
No niggers within about 45 miles any direction, as the crow flies.

We did have an incident near where I live (20 miles away) last year.

>old hippie posts pics of his weed growing operation on Kikebook
>niggers in Florida see it
>they steal a car and drive across the country to rob him
>arrive around 10pm, a week later
>kick in his door
>threaten him and his 2 friends with guns
>one grabs a shovel and smashes the fuck out of the first nigger
>second nigger opens fire
>shoots hippie in the face
>shoots shovelguy in the leg
>third guy runs out the door and into the dark
>while niggers are screaming at the hippie for money and weed, shovel guy hobbles out the front door
>AND, gets away in the niggers stolen car
>that they had left running in the driveway
>hippie was full of shit and bragging
>gives niggers 3oz of dirtweed and stems+$67 he had in his pocket
>they ransack his house and find nothing else but a copy of ‘Easy Rider’ on Betamax
>and 2 Grateful Dead albums
>they flee in the fucking dark
>into the woods, on foot
>find a road and flag down a truck at 6am
>and beg him to call the cops
>arrested an hour later
>whining about frostbite and ebil spirits
>it only got down to 43° that night

At least they were smart enough to pick the only hippie up here.

Underrated

Coastals are nearly functionally retarded compared to the glorious rurals. Stay jealous, Jamal.

No, no more. We pick our own cotton, do our own landscaping, and make white women start cleaning again.

Didn't you learn the first time?

Rural region have one good advantage: in modern capitalist countries all urban regions is dying when rural population have many chances to not extinct at least.

Why western countries inviting all those mexicans, arabs and other somalians? Because those people from poor rural region and their birth rate still not broken by urban economical problems and debt slavery.

Nigger poster detected

>do it well
>can't even grow enough food to feed themselves without Western assistance

Country sucks because no bitches, no social scene

Guys go where the chicks are and society follows

> Pagan
> Degenerate
PICK ONE.

S
A
G
E
D

I said Pagans are LARPers, now believe me and worship my dead kike with based Tyrone!

Increase your irony. Nigger OP doesn't get it yet.

...

...

Is OP a nigger? Let's find out!

Why aren't you in your holy land sucking the chosen cock OP?