>IRGC-Quds Force Commander General Qasem Soleimani told a group of Iranian soldiers in Al-Bukamal, Syria, that the United States forces are “cowards” and that their soldiers wore diapers in the battlefield so they could urinate when scared.
>“Look at the American forces today. They are more than one million strong,” Soleimani said to the group, according to a video published on MEMRI TV. “But despite their numbers and their capabilities, they are cowards. When they arrived in Iraq, they brought diapers for their soldiers so that they could urinate in them when scared. You, on the other hand, have achieved victory with light weapons, Why? Because you are willing to make sacrifices.”
well its true enough retard Americans have never won a firefight without calling for air support, while calling terrorists "cowards"
Kayden White
>get your ass kicked by a bunch of guys in diapers
Iran won't be making jokes then
Michael Watson
"were the laughing stock of the world thanks to obama, believe me, when I get into office they won't be laughing"
Juan James
isnt israel also give its soldiers diapers during the latest invasions on gaza?
There's something really bad happening with american genes, they are turning into micro-people.
Elijah Nelson
I rather believe an Iranian than a hambeast paid to die for the kikes
Julian Hughes
kek and yet Mattis could slaughter all three of these faggots in the blink of an eye.
Nolan Sullivan
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Joseph Wilson
SHART IN IRAQ
Daniel Anderson
Aren't adult diapers pretty much universal for grunts worldwide? I've worn them before and so has every other solider I know
Christopher Parker
i really, really dont think he would.
ahhh, thats it! saved :)
Elijah Perry
what? i was a deployed in Iraq 2008-2009. No one was issued diapers. Ive actually never heard of any army issuing diapers either.
Andrew Watson
I wonder how fast the basketball american would die if he had to fight in winter. He looks so out of place
Zachary Fisher
DESIGNATED SHARTING BATTLEFIELD
Luis Adams
the american contingent that arrived here half a year ago made a formal protest that Burger King and McD's is too far from the barracks.
The entire american contingent here is a source of pretty dank memes, to be honest, polaks are laughing their asses of at the state american soldiers are in.
note, they may be pretty cool guys, i dont know them, but they're beta midgets, lol.
Easton Nelson
served with some americans and they were always pretty bro tier tbqh there was a few that didnt quite grasp banter but even the decent americans distanced themselves from those types
10/10 bro tier would fight alongside with again
Connor Mitchell
seriously? we all had diapers working security in baghdad. people shit and piss themselves all the time in firefights. it's a fucking war, what do you weebs think happens over there exactly?
Evan Fisher
Diversity recruits must be shielded against microagressions on the battle field. Of course that cis male bigot wouldn't understand.
Adrian Perez
what the fuck are you talking about, ive never heard of diapers in the army besides usa and israel.
Daniel Edwards
>hears a loud noise >shits himself
Mason Parker
You can stay without having a shit for few days until you find a place, also men equiped with penises which can be easily manipulated to piss on ground instead of doing it in you trousers. Except if you are circumcised, of course.
Jeremiah Watson
maybe because usa, australia, canada, and israel are the only countries actually fighting wars? european soldiers are just decorations living on welfare.
Lincoln Ortiz
>muh height dumb europoor
Xavier Butler
I'm moving to Poland next year, Wroclaw, got money for an apartment. Don't speak the language. I am tired of the gypsies and muzzies here.
What should I expect?
Eli Howard
oh geez, man, hope you're joking with this.
>we are hunting sand niggers armed with flip flops and sticks, and need diapers not to shit ourselves.
when was the last time USA won a war? The civil war? Did they wear diapers, too?
Benjamin Martin
if white, everything should be fine, although you will have troubles with the language barrier. if non-white, i discourage coming here.
Connor Cox
pffffftt, no. and im not a fucking weeb, i was deployed to maysan province for a year ,dude.
Justin Morgan
Manlet detected.
Julian Anderson
>muh skinny midgets are the best warriors on the planet!! im telling you!! dumb fucking europoor REEEEEEEE
Bentley Wright
I look like this guy only bulkier, pale white, blue eyes, very tall.
Caleb Taylor
If you're in a hostile country known for militants coming out of holes in the ground, sniping from mountains, or hiding amongst civilian populations, I can imagine the average soldier being more comfortable with pissing himself than dropping his guard for a second off base. Just one of the ugly details of war the recruiter forgets to mention.
Colton Wilson
You know you're overly idiotic and arrogant when you're underestimating the strongest military power today. If there's one military you absolutely should not underestimate, it's the US.
Isaiah Peterson
Russia fighting wars and they dont do this shit.
Jason Martinez
diapers and autism medication
Angel Butler
well, we win wars unlike you guys and out most decorated soldier in ww2 is this guy. you should google his height.
Liam Anderson
come on in, then :D the language barrier will be a bitch, though, be ready for that.
Joshua Reyes
Yeah they sure are manlets.
Pic related to the left is a Swedish soldier during the Aurora 17 exercise we had this summer, to the right are the american soldiers lol
Joshua Barnes
Lol wtf. No...you don’t get fucking diapers in the military. Like, nigga what?
Jacob Murphy
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Caleb Williams
>we win wars
like what?
>unlike you guys
i could name at least a couple dozen wars we won, against the biggest european powers, in the last 1,000 years, just from the top of my head, without Googling.
what do you have? ..........a civil war?
Luis Brooks
it would be easy as fuck to shoot that tall fatso 300 meters away.
Gavin Morris
Wtf what did you feed this guy with he looks huge?!
Landon Roberts
It's nothing to do with cowardice, more that units don't want to waste a few minutes in the field and leave themselves exposed waiting for guys to take a shit.
Sebastian Scott
It would be even easier to spot the nigger in this picture in the snow and take him out due to his colouring
Evan Baker
nah, i mean in the modern age. you guys just get rekt. and what wars have we won? are you kidding?
Carson Edwards
hahahaha lol, the american necks must be hurting from looking up all the time.
Alexander Moore
nah, he just puts on winter camouflage.
Jayden King
Modern age warfare sucks, it's just for cowards anyway. Very degenerate
Kevin Watson
That height is good if he's looking for pussy in a war zone, but big guys have to eat more / slower / more visible surface area. Not sure if height in war has been relevant since the invention of the gun.
Josiah Barnes
Why exactly were they wearing diapers though? A diaper could advantageous in some situations, like a long deployment with no time to relieve yourself. Astronauts regularly wear diapers during EVAs and they are anything but cowards.
Henry Morris
That Swedish guy is really fat tho... also no facial hair standards. For the love of gods cock, man...
Luis Bell
Kikeshill somewhere else.
Easton Peterson
In normal world me shit and piss themselves in the first combat and then if stayed alive, they develop iron anus.
No one does diapers except us an israel.
Parker Jenkins
TRue. I prefer this one
Joseph Morris
Is that a fucking one point sling on a G3?
Hunter Rodriguez
Authentic kebab
Isaac Richardson
>no no no no, only the time period i want to talk about is relevant, ignore the 900 previous years, forget it.
>you guys just get rekt
well, im pretty sure we won a 1v1 war vs the Soviet Union in the modern age. Do you know which one im talking about, or do i have to draw it with crayons for you? Maybe need a google or a wiki link?
>and what wars have we won? are you kidding?
yes, which ones?
Vietnam was a disaster, so was afghanistan, so was iraq, american involvement in WW2 is a hollywood meme. What exactly, which war, did you win, that makes you so proud of yourself?
the uhhh....the uhhh.... nothing?
Parker Bennett
Aren't almost all notable soldiersand military leaders from twentieth century manlets. I think it has something to do with fireweapons. Manlets make smaller targets than lankets and can manouver more covertly. Age of iron was dominated by big strong men age of gunpowder again is more advantagious to tiny people.
Dominic Nguyen
They won the war against racial purity
Austin Hernandez
Sweden recruits forest trolls?
Andrew Ross
Real food :D
Landon Kelly
>Iranians.
Leo Miller
shart on battlefield
Gabriel Parker
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Evan Green
this dude was a homo and a terrible actor
im sure his whole story is a wagonload of shit
probably raped some italian woman and got shot in the ass by her son
Nolan Evans
bro, you guys were literally enslaved by the soviets. you didnt win shit,maybe delayed the inevitable. If you want a small country that cucked the soviets look at the Fins. and about the second question we won the american revolution,the war of 1812,the mexican american war, the spanish american war, WW1,WW2, all those invasions of commie latin american countries,the gulf war, the iraq war,the war in afghanistan,lybia,etc.
Jonathan Baker
Physical size is generally a disadvantage in modern war. >bigger target for the enemy to shoot >harder to get behind cover >harder to be sneaky >can't fit into tunnels >can't fit into vehicles or vehicle can carry fewer men >requires more food/fuel/oxygen/etc
Cooper Smith
What the hell is that thing.
Aaron Sullivan
get off your VPN,faggot.
Brandon Hughes
an iranian woman that got sandnigger plastic surgery to try to make herself look like angelina jolie. im not kidding.
Isaac Jackson
Funny shit coming from a bunch of camel fucking losers whos favorite attack is to blow themselves up.
Ayden Jones
Angelina Jolie
Wyatt Flores
>you didnt win shit
lol, so much damage control and denial.
>and about the second question we won the american revolution,the war of 1812,the mexican american war
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Angel Rodriguez
Spoopy
Brandon Sullivan
Which is why modern warfare is degenerate and unnatural. When tiny shrimp dicked gooks can beat Europeans just due to sheer numbers, something is very wrong. When manlets can beat men, something is very wrong. We should go back to fighting with sword and shields
Caleb Walker
lol what is this
Dominic Gutierrez
Degenerate with diaper fetish and shopped picture.
Jason Murphy
Japan conquered Korea despite all of the major powers baking the Koreans. America failed to take all of Korea despite local support, and support from all the major capitalist nations at that time. American soldiers are cowards.
Nathaniel Rogers
ummm,ok.
Christian Bennett
NYPD is bigger than the entire Canadian armed forces, so sorry sweetie you dont get to talk with actual countries.
>implying being giant and slow helps in a firefight >being the faggot gear queer who brings a tactical hatchet on deployment, because he thinks CoD is rl.
Every EU military honestly just comes off as larpers and cosplayers, were actually at least IN wars. The polish in particular in Iraq didnt do dick.
Also fuck the army anyways
t. Marine who actually has been in the military
Landon Jackson
muslims and their naziboo boyfriends lying? no way.
Josiah Reed
lmao, why isnt the Navy Seals filled with pic related?
hahaha, so much stupidity.
No, being a big, strong man isnt a disadvantage in a war. You can carry more, you are stronger, and will survive more punishment by either bullet, or fist.
Stop with this stupid damage control, its really, really retarded.
Chase Thompson
>can carry more amunition >can do longer distances with more weight >faster mortar loading >larger surface of body provides heat source for fellow soldiers in long cold winter nights
Jace Robinson
Plastic surgery disaster, Iranian edition. Even more spoopy.
Carter White
>being the faggot gear queer who brings a tactical hatchet on deployment, because he thinks CoD is rl. No he brought it to cut wood for the camp :)
Even if the story about the diapers is true, that means the entire Iranian army could be easily BTFO by diaper pee pee babies
Adam Rogers
>making campires in combat situations
Nathaniel Martinez
Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia are all European countries that faced full war recently during the 1990s
Austin Garcia
Fou our defensive - the NYPD is well equipped because there's more niggers in the States than we have people in Canada. Our entire population fits in NYC with plenty of room left
Jacob Davis
>Fist
As if soldiers have fist fights with the enemy during war.
Caleb Watson
im polish
that said, this looks awful
try vegetarian, you will live longer, and better
Kayden Sullivan
Big isn't always more fit to survive.
Dinosaurs and megafauna were big and they're pretty much all dead.
Nicholas Bell
theres a difference between men that are 5'6-6'0 and a midget, my dude. the first category can fight in modern war. the disabled midget cannot do it effectivelly since they cant even carry 100 pounds on them. how old are you,man?
Michael Williams
dude i would knock the shit out of that
Hunter Bailey
Yeah, that man has been to war multiple times and is a former drill Sergeant.
All the others just LARP and most likely haven't seen combat. That's why US forces are sent to train Europoors. Because they've actually got experience.
David Young
military service in europe is simply going camping while wearing a soldiers costume. dont blame them,blame their socialist governments. once we stop protecting them its gonna be hilarious.