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>IRGC-Quds Force Commander General Qasem Soleimani told a group of Iranian soldiers in Al-Bukamal, Syria, that the United States forces are “cowards” and that their soldiers wore diapers in the battlefield so they could urinate when scared.

>“Look at the American forces today. They are more than one million strong,” Soleimani said to the group, according to a video published on MEMRI TV. “But despite their numbers and their capabilities, they are cowards. When they arrived in Iraq, they brought diapers for their soldiers so that they could urinate in them when scared. You, on the other hand, have achieved victory with light weapons, Why? Because you are willing to make sacrifices.”

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well its true enough
retard Americans have never won a firefight without calling for air support, while calling terrorists "cowards"

>get your ass kicked by a bunch of guys in diapers

Iran won't be making jokes then

"were the laughing stock of the world thanks to obama, believe me, when I get into office they won't be laughing"

isnt israel also give its soldiers diapers during the latest invasions on gaza?

There's something really bad happening with american genes, they are turning into micro-people.

I rather believe an Iranian than a hambeast paid to die for the kikes

kek and yet Mattis could slaughter all three of these faggots in the blink of an eye.

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SHART IN IRAQ

Aren't adult diapers pretty much universal for grunts worldwide? I've worn them before and so has every other solider I know

i really, really dont think he would.

ahhh, thats it! saved :)

what? i was a deployed in Iraq 2008-2009. No one was issued diapers. Ive actually never heard of any army issuing diapers either.

I wonder how fast the basketball american would die if he had to fight in winter. He looks so out of place

DESIGNATED SHARTING BATTLEFIELD

the american contingent that arrived here half a year ago made a formal protest that Burger King and McD's is too far from the barracks.

The entire american contingent here is a source of pretty dank memes, to be honest, polaks are laughing their asses of at the state american soldiers are in.

note, they may be pretty cool guys, i dont know them, but they're beta midgets, lol.

served with some americans and they were always pretty bro tier tbqh there was a few that didnt quite grasp banter but even the decent americans distanced themselves from those types

10/10 bro tier would fight alongside with again

seriously? we all had diapers working security in baghdad. people shit and piss themselves all the time in firefights. it's a fucking war, what do you weebs think happens over there exactly?

Diversity recruits must be shielded against microagressions on the battle field. Of course that cis male bigot wouldn't understand.

what the fuck are you talking about, ive never heard of diapers in the army besides usa and israel.

>hears a loud noise
>shits himself

You can stay without having a shit for few days until you find a place, also men equiped with penises which can be easily manipulated to piss on ground instead of doing it in you trousers. Except if you are circumcised, of course.

maybe because usa, australia, canada, and israel are the only countries actually fighting wars? european soldiers are just decorations living on welfare.

>muh height
dumb europoor

I'm moving to Poland next year, Wroclaw, got money for an apartment. Don't speak the language. I am tired of the gypsies and muzzies here.

What should I expect?

oh geez, man, hope you're joking with this.

>we are hunting sand niggers armed with flip flops and sticks, and need diapers not to shit ourselves.

when was the last time USA won a war?
The civil war?
Did they wear diapers, too?

if white, everything should be fine, although you will have troubles with the language barrier.
if non-white, i discourage coming here.

pffffftt, no. and im not a fucking weeb, i was deployed to maysan province for a year ,dude.

Manlet detected.

>muh skinny midgets are the best warriors on the planet!! im telling you!! dumb fucking europoor REEEEEEEE

I look like this guy only bulkier, pale white, blue eyes, very tall.

If you're in a hostile country known for militants coming out of holes in the ground, sniping from mountains, or hiding amongst civilian populations, I can imagine the average soldier being more comfortable with pissing himself than dropping his guard for a second off base. Just one of the ugly details of war the recruiter forgets to mention.

You know you're overly idiotic and arrogant when you're underestimating the strongest military power today. If there's one military you absolutely should not underestimate, it's the US.

Russia fighting wars and they dont do this shit.

diapers and autism medication

well, we win wars unlike you guys and out most decorated soldier in ww2 is this guy. you should google his height.

come on in, then :D
the language barrier will be a bitch, though, be ready for that.

Yeah they sure are manlets.

Pic related to the left is a Swedish soldier during the Aurora 17 exercise we had this summer, to the right are the american soldiers lol

Lol wtf. No...you don’t get fucking diapers in the military. Like, nigga what?

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>we win wars

like what?

>unlike you guys

i could name at least a couple dozen wars we won, against the biggest european powers, in the last 1,000 years, just from the top of my head, without Googling.

what do you have?
..........a civil war?

it would be easy as fuck to shoot that tall fatso 300 meters away.

Wtf what did you feed this guy with he looks huge?!

It's nothing to do with cowardice, more that units don't want to waste a few minutes in the field and leave themselves exposed waiting for guys to take a shit.

It would be even easier to spot the nigger in this picture in the snow and take him out due to his colouring

nah, i mean in the modern age. you guys just get rekt. and what wars have we won? are you kidding?

hahahaha lol, the american necks must be hurting from looking up all the time.

nah, he just puts on winter camouflage.

Modern age warfare sucks, it's just for cowards anyway. Very degenerate

That height is good if he's looking for pussy in a war zone, but big guys have to eat more / slower / more visible surface area. Not sure if height in war has been relevant since the invention of the gun.

Why exactly were they wearing diapers though? A diaper could advantageous in some situations, like a long deployment with no time to relieve yourself.
Astronauts regularly wear diapers during EVAs and they are anything but cowards.

That Swedish guy is really fat tho... also no facial hair standards. For the love of gods cock, man...

Kikeshill somewhere else.

In normal world me shit and piss themselves in the first combat and then if stayed alive, they develop iron anus.

No one does diapers except us an israel.

TRue. I prefer this one

Is that a fucking one point sling on a G3?

Authentic kebab

>no no no no, only the time period i want to talk about is relevant, ignore the 900 previous years, forget it.

>you guys just get rekt

well, im pretty sure we won a 1v1 war vs the Soviet Union in the modern age.
Do you know which one im talking about, or do i have to draw it with crayons for you?
Maybe need a google or a wiki link?

>and what wars have we won? are you kidding?

yes, which ones?

Vietnam was a disaster, so was afghanistan, so was iraq, american involvement in WW2 is a hollywood meme.
What exactly, which war, did you win, that makes you so proud of yourself?

the uhhh....the uhhh.... nothing?

Aren't almost all notable soldiersand military leaders from twentieth century manlets. I think it has something to do with fireweapons.
Manlets make smaller targets than lankets and can manouver more covertly.
Age of iron was dominated by big strong men age of gunpowder again is more advantagious to tiny people.

They won the war against racial purity

Sweden recruits forest trolls?

Real food :D

>Iranians.

shart on battlefield

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this dude was a homo and a terrible actor

im sure his whole story is a wagonload of shit

probably raped some italian woman and got shot in the ass by her son

bro, you guys were literally enslaved by the soviets. you didnt win shit,maybe delayed the inevitable. If you want a small country that cucked the soviets look at the Fins. and about the second question we won the american revolution,the war of 1812,the mexican american war, the spanish american war, WW1,WW2, all those invasions of commie latin american countries,the gulf war, the iraq war,the war in afghanistan,lybia,etc.

Physical size is generally a disadvantage in modern war.
>bigger target for the enemy to shoot
>harder to get behind cover
>harder to be sneaky
>can't fit into tunnels
>can't fit into vehicles or vehicle can carry fewer men
>requires more food/fuel/oxygen/etc

What the hell is that thing.

get off your VPN,faggot.

an iranian woman that got sandnigger plastic surgery to try to make herself look like angelina jolie. im not kidding.

Funny shit coming from a bunch of camel fucking losers whos favorite attack is to blow themselves up.

Angelina Jolie

>you didnt win shit

lol, so much damage control and denial.

>and about the second question we won the american revolution,the war of 1812,the mexican american war

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Spoopy

Which is why modern warfare is degenerate and unnatural. When tiny shrimp dicked gooks can beat Europeans just due to sheer numbers, something is very wrong. When manlets can beat men, something is very wrong. We should go back to fighting with sword and shields

lol what is this

Degenerate with diaper fetish and shopped picture.

Japan conquered Korea despite all of the major powers baking the Koreans. America failed to take all of Korea despite local support, and support from all the major capitalist nations at that time. American soldiers are cowards.

ummm,ok.

NYPD is bigger than the entire Canadian armed forces, so sorry sweetie you dont get to talk with actual countries.

>implying being giant and slow helps in a firefight
>being the faggot gear queer who brings a tactical hatchet on deployment, because he thinks CoD is rl.

Every EU military honestly just comes off as larpers and cosplayers, were actually at least IN wars. The polish in particular in Iraq didnt do dick.


Also fuck the army anyways

t. Marine who actually has been in the military

muslims and their naziboo boyfriends lying? no way.

lmao, why isnt the Navy Seals filled with pic related?

hahaha, so much stupidity.

No, being a big, strong man isnt a disadvantage in a war.
You can carry more, you are stronger, and will survive more punishment by either bullet, or fist.

Stop with this stupid damage control, its really, really retarded.

>can carry more amunition
>can do longer distances with more weight
>faster mortar loading
>larger surface of body provides heat source for fellow soldiers in long cold winter nights

Plastic surgery disaster, Iranian edition.
Even more spoopy.

>being the faggot gear queer who brings a tactical hatchet on deployment, because he thinks CoD is rl.
No he brought it to cut wood for the camp :)

>SHART *raises eyebrow*

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I would fuck that

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Even if the story about the diapers is true, that means the entire Iranian army could be easily BTFO by diaper pee pee babies

>making campires in combat situations

Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia are all European countries that faced full war recently during the 1990s

Fou our defensive - the NYPD is well equipped because there's more niggers in the States than we have people in Canada. Our entire population fits in NYC with plenty of room left

>Fist

As if soldiers have fist fights with the enemy during war.

im polish

that said, this looks awful

try vegetarian, you will live longer, and better

Big isn't always more fit to survive.

Dinosaurs and megafauna were big and they're pretty much all dead.

theres a difference between men that are 5'6-6'0 and a midget, my dude. the first category can fight in modern war. the disabled midget cannot do it effectivelly since they cant even carry 100 pounds on them. how old are you,man?

dude i would knock the shit out of that

Yeah, that man has been to war multiple times and is a former drill Sergeant.

All the others just LARP and most likely haven't seen combat. That's why US forces are sent to train Europoors. Because they've actually got experience.

military service in europe is simply going camping while wearing a soldiers costume. dont blame them,blame their socialist governments. once we stop protecting them its gonna be hilarious.