December 1st 2017

>December 1st 2017

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Has the timeline shifted again? feels good man

at least i banged a chick this year
even if she was fat
and we did it behind a mailbox

Clearly define your goals, write them down every day, and work to make them happen every day. Only the lazy and unorganized fear the clock.

>the 2016 election was 14 years ago

Doubles and I will have a gf next year
Triplets and gf will come this year already!

rolling.

another year wasted shitposting and masturbating to shemale porn. had to start shaving my head because im going bald.

>tfw to much of a pussy to end it

>next year we commemorate the 100 year anniversary of 9/11

You will never have a girl firend. Kek has spoken

What is the term for when you feel like just a couple weeks ago you were planning to make big changes, but realize that it was in fact years ago?

it's always good to make new memories. monotony is living death.

Cold reading I think

>december 2017
>swamp still not drained
>economy still in the shitter
>still no gf

fuck this gay earth.

Don't forget open season declared on Whites yesterday. No hospita or court room is safe it seems.

>still no WW3
>still no race war
>still no crusades 2.0
>still no global epidemic
>still no new reich
>still no happenings worth a fuck

you lied to me Sup Forums

Are you me?

>economy still in the shitter
???????????

Korsakoff

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fuck you serbia.

fuck
you

don't worry lads, research on follicle stimulant is looking like it will make a breakthrough fairly soon

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My brithday but nobody gives a fuck or cares anyways

hopefully soon, I'm looking like wojack more and more everyday

There's a (((rally))) right now, but that just translates into it being primed to crash. A drive through anywhere that isn't subsidized by gubmint money will show you the US, by any reasonable definition, is crumbling.

Also still no gf. It's all fucked man.

>Donald Trump died 5 years ago

Happy Birthday, and nice Birthday digits.

im NEET and KHV bro. only reason i live is for (You)s and the few moments when im shooting ropes to traps. my life is pathetic.

>run in to old mates from school
>they're so much more successful than you it makes you not even want to bother and instead just give up

Does it feel like December 1st, 2016 for anyone else?

I worked the same exact seasonal job and was laid off the same exact time last year as I was this year, so yes. Frighteningly so. Almost like I'm trapped in a cycle.

Maybe if you run hard enough you'll sheer off of the timeloop

>ill be 26 in 8 months
just

not too late to improve your life
get fit, get a better job, fix your sleep and drop the porn addiction

>Many years passed since the last great war
>It was time for a new one

>13 years since sex
Im waiting god

>tfw you're redpilled to the point you can't relate to anyone and seriously can't imagining yourself interacting with another women ever again

Anyone else know this feel? I probably couldn't get through a first date without naming the Jew and the Federal Reserve.

Checked. Happy birthday.

checked. Happy Birthday!

I only had about 6 months of this feel. Luckily im tall and blue eyed and have great hair so when i got a bit of confidence back and have dates i can say basically anything and still get laid. I have named the jew, talked trump, hitler, fed reserve all of that on first dates and still got laid. You just need to figure out how to do it in a way that works.

checked. unhappy birthday

Dobre. Happy birthday user, autists care.

Nothing wrong with fat bitches. I almost exclusively fuck them. Easy as hell.

Dude propecia

>tfw manlet

Will I ever learn?

I know that feel

>Tfw gifted student growing up
>Straight A's, AP tests, etc
>Mentors saw promise in me, said I'd go places
>Decided to be a shithead and throw it all away for sex drugs and rock and roll

Now I'm a heroin addict and all of my friends are starting businesses, getting married and having the time of their lives while I spend my time with NEETS on an Uzbekistani haberdasher forum

It's all so tiresome

it'll be alright.

NASDAQ is on a 5 day winning streak. Trump is great

What does it take to go back 10 years?

Sto lat sto lat, niech zyje zje nam !

Thx guys
Better than nothing I guess

Yes you can just dont be a sperge. I joke in a funny way and honestly the shock value combined with the intrigue of thinking so differently to the normies has actually been a gold mine for landing pussy. Ive been tearing a swath. i even fucked a muslim chick and demanded she eat swines

The fuck? Online dating. It’s ez

brollin

Sort yourself or finish the movie user.

Have a drink

/ourday/

What should I even do with my life?
I am hated by me parents for being a useless cunt and a leech. All I do is use my shitty phone and laptop to post on Sup Forums and watch movies/animes everyday at meal time I get a disappointed face from my family.
I just stay in my room and my windows faces a giant wall so there is nothing to look at. No job no money and no hope .

I actually used to do well with women up until I started seeing through all the bullshit about two years ago so I don't think I'm irredeemable. If anything, it's probably the latent depression that I'm sure seeps out in conversation that is more repulsive than the conspiracy theories. The real struggle is finding happiness in a world devoid of morality and purpose.

Happy birthday bro

happy birthday user.

Denis Leary once said "Happiness comes in small doses. You get laid, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, and you go to bed"

>got a job
>got a house
>had a kid with the misso

fucking hell crazy aye, last year i was living at my mums smoking cones being an unemployed bum.

crazy af what a year does

Get a job and get your shit together. Even if it's flipping burgers, you will learn responsibility and personal money management. Start small, but work hard at it. Be the best damn burger flipper there is.
Life is hard and unfair, and you only really get to enjoy it if you put in the hard work.
No other way around it, user.
Also, happy birthday!

try being 34 and living at home and a heroin addict. Its HELL ON EARTH

I need to metaphorically clean my room.

>nasdaq record highs
>housing boom (without chink influence, I'm jealous)
>BTC $11,000
>soon no more estate tax

You're doing bad. America isn't, fag

try picking a fight with someone, people don't give a shit about how worthless and useless you are when they're afraid of you landing a stern drop-kick to their neck

Start small. Clean your room.

2016 seemed to last forever. This year has gone in a fucking flash.

2018 is my year to finally die. goodbye kikes.

All those apply to old people and jews who had the benefit of a good economy to start their adult life in. It's all absolutely meaningless to anyone under the age of 40. Bitcoin is crashing as well.

>time goes on, various things change
>almost 8 years in, horse cartoon still goes on strong, not losing on quality for a sec

Life can be nice. Key is, be satisfied with small things and don't ask for too much all at once.

goodbye and good luck

same story here as everyone else, achieved absolute shitall 2017

Honestly i get phases of depresison, or i used to really bad. It makes a whole cloud of negativity around you and others pick up on that. Honestly my last bad bout was years ago. Going to church has helped alot. I dont know why but it does. And honestly fuck a fatty or two to give you a boost. Not becasue theyre good, becasue they value you, compliment you, and genuinely feel lucky to have you. My last bad bout of depression the thing that started my climb was fucking a fatty. This led to a little boost which snowballed into major confidence. FF a year and im fuckign and cstign aside 8+ roasties at an alarming rate, and in red pilled fashion.

roll

anyone got the other ones?

>2016: "haha if Trump wins I'll totally turn my life around"
>2017: the entire year passes in the blink of an eye, accomplish literally nothing, descend into near madness

already married, but I want to steal the luck of other anons here

>tfw 26, kissless and friendless, living at home and never had a real job

I've literally spent the last year hanging out in my bed everyday all day drinking vodka and surfin the web. anyone as bad as me?

>mfw an entire year went by without going on a date or hanging out with friends.

I feel weird approaching new people and groups anymore. I love the friends I already have, but putting myself out there just doesn't feel...right. Like I'm self conscious about the fact I have an ulterior motive for doing so in the first place, even if it's just wanting to meet new people and hopefully improving my life. It's an abstract kind of feel. I also feel disgusted with myself after hooking up with women, even good looking ones, so I avoid it. Not because it's wrong but I feel like the women always want something more out of it. That seems to be the nature of human relationships. One party is the giver and the other is the taker. It's hard to downgrade to a brief encounter after experiencing the nirvana of a loving relationship anyway.

Perhaps I should try to speak to the Man upstairs more often. I rarely ever set aside time for that.

How about changing your life instead? Baldness has graced a many great men and it is nothing to be ashamed of but rather to be worn proudly, a sign of wisdom and testosterone. Degenerate behavior on the other hand is a choice and this is the true reason you are feeling depressed. You are disappointed at your own weakness. You wish you were one of these strong, bald men of history ... and you are. The only thing seperating you from them is your choices. Choose!

Just about.

>go to work
>come home
>drink till I pass out

That's been 2017 for me. It doesn't even seem wrong anymore, it's just how I live.

Aside from the vodka and working for a few months out of the year it's been my life as well.

>26
>all my old friends, even those who were shut-in neets just like me, are fully SORTED and have moved away to other countries, had kids, have careers, etc.
>a surprising number of old friends died of cancer and drug overdoses in their early 20s
>have been imprisoned by agoraphobia for 11 years
>no friends left
>don't know of anyone in a similar situation
>the world has forgotten me and moved on
i'm not gonna make it.

Also what the hell is an Azerbaijan? Never once heard of it, and I browse around gmaps all the time.

Give me the digits

My bed is getting so bent out of shape for laying in it all the time.. I'm like that my 600lb life without the food and being a fat fuck. But im always laying in bed. I'm actually a handsome guy, i just dont want to face the world anymore.

this, but with more compulsive masturbation and wasting money

We are in the caucuses. Baku is our capital. We have oil, and are next to Iran.

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Azerbaizinga!

so whats the new ager theory on time going by fast?
new phenomenon or is it the old story still that we never do anything new so it all just gets forgotten

Brother, what you need is professional help. Agoraphobia is a hard anxiety. It will criple potentially potent individuals. A friend of mine has it. He told me systematic desensitization did the trick for him.. but not without outside help. Do it. You can still die later, we are all going to die later, for now you should take this mental obstruction head on.

>I don't want to face the world anymore

I know that feel. It's not like I hate the world, or I'm some sort of outcast or anything, but being in the "real world" just doesn't do it for me. The only way I can describe being out in the world is like the feeling you get sitting in a cramped waiting room at the doctor's office. Your mind wanders despite being keenly aware of what's around you.

Bless

time slows down for important dense events. The 2016 election cycle was so dense and important that time literally slows down to give us more time to process it.

Literally nothing happened in 2017, so time sped up. We live in a simulation, and it does this in order to not waste time on costs. One thing most people misunderstand is that we're not plugged into the simulation, we are all just AI ourselves. This is why our perception weakens when costs are being cut.

Gét

Im going to post this convo i had with a half decent muzzie chick i fucked earlier tonight. its long but this is how you talk to muslim women lads.