Britain

>"BIP BIP"
>"Stop here you cheeky wanker, i repeat, in the name of sharia law , stop here"
>"Tv licence and butter knife licence please"

What do Sup Forums ?

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Jeremy clarkson managed to find someone to buy his stupid little car?

>I swear I has no weapons officer M80

LOL

>zero emission police cars
>roller wagon derby car with pedals linked to a bike chain
u wot m8

>not painted with faggoty rainbow flavors
Oi, you call yourself progressive

>U.K Police Account

Oi, bin that thought!

for the incredulous.

Ah! the well known gaystappomobile

You will never take me copper

Kick it ?

Is that a woodstick i see here yu cheeky wanker ?
Raise your hands right now !

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Wow, leafs BTFO

>>"BIP BIP"
>>"Stop here you cheeky wanker, i repeat, in the name of sharia law , stop here"
>>"Tv licence and butter knife licence please"
Kek

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FUCKING KEK

I saw one of these things chasing 3 black kids through a shopping centre last week. They are electricity powered so it can drive into shops and stuff.

>Right back at ya Bobby!
>Bicycle license, please!

So what happens when an American gets arrested for hate speech in Bongland? Or shit, defendinf themselves? Just call Trump?

go on...

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what
in
the
fuck

>What do Sup Forums ?

Run, or just walk kinda fast, that should do

Lol, a British person would call those phannies.

Just don't come here. We have enough shitskins already.

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You're only a smart bong if you plan to, or already have, left the country.

awell lads its back to bows and arrows seeing how these pricks took all the guns.....

would love to see these cunts doing a t pac manouvere....funny as fuck

no doubt tried to run the kids over the fat cunt

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Where's your compassion for the aqualung downtrodden

Why not, you let in everyone else you silly limey. You're like the world's bicycle, everyone gets a ride.

I lost. Good job op.

were coming there yank, now make me a sanwich its a long swim

Swim? What happened to your oh-so-vaunted Royal Nav-

Oh, you sold it for immigrant welfare services. Oops.

Jolly Olde England, now just fodder for laughs.
How sad.

>"Oi lad yew fink I was barn yestadaye? I've seen what hell can be wrought wiff a boisicle wHeel. Now love be a gud moppet an 'and it ova noice a slow like. Hah...that's it. Naow if you aren't mindin slip on these cuffs I'm taking yew in"

Well you better shown him then you cheeky cunt otherwise you’ll spend a night down the nick and miss eastenders

you need another John Paul jones Im Scots and have heard about him. good enough ?
Currently boatless

i think chicago needs the uk's expertise at weapon sweeps to help curb the crimein chiraq.

I'd imagine even a smart car could out run that cop. Going to be a lot easier for the muzzies to do whatever the fuck they please I guess. lol

.. carpet bomb it .... see! being a President isnt that hard either!!

>That pic
>"Oi mate, do you have a license for that moldy half loaf of bread?"
>"Sorry fella Im gonna have to write you up."

Mind your hate speech, lad. See

This made my day

boys we need longbowmen, gas masks and big fuck off sticks.....
We have decided the police need to be "re-configured"
A few ex army snipers would be handy too...

Top kek

>diversity budget

I love the way they had to answer his sarcastic rhetorical question seriously.

*blocks your path*

What do?

faaarrkkkk how the mighty have fallen

...are you cute?

"And dover your cutlery loisence now cheeky wanker" "right dats it your nicked"

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2010 was a good year.

i like to think so , but i'm not into guys, sorry.

Every fucking day with this fake bullshit

When Brazil can look at your nation and laugh you know there is something very wrong with it.

true

That's fine. Mail order husbandos are hard to find. Find a hotel in Scotland that has a chain in America and transfer here in a work visa.

>be britcuck
>*turns on BBCuck radio 1 for this week's nasheed Top 10 of the Pops*
>*puts the kettle on*
>*opens curtains of his filthy council flat living room, looks out window into the street*
>*see pic related*
>*explosions and sirens everywhere*
>shuts curtains, sits back down
>just........calms down since the United Caliphates moto is ''Keep Calm and___''
>britcuck hears knock at the door
>HOLYFUCKINGSHIT.mp3 it's the PG Tips Teabag licence police lol
>"OPEN THE DOOR YOU CHEEKY FUCKING CUNT"
>don't want to cause a proper ruckus because I'm a Britbong
>do absolutely nothing but hide behind the refrigerator and hope they'll go away
>oh shit that's not how it works lol
>police bust the door down
>h-h-here officer here's my Teabag licence
>"FUCKING QUALITEE M8, GLAD YOURE ABIDING THE LA-......OI BRUV, IS THAT A BOTTLE OF MALT VINEGAR OVER THERE???"
>w-w s-s-sorry officer?
>"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN POSSESSION OF ACID THERE LAD...DON'T BE SINISTER, BIN THAT VINEGAR!!!!"
>b-b-but
"WELL YA DUN FUK'D YASELF NOW, LAD"
>*poor britcuck gets tased*
>thrown if of his """home""""
>gets beaten and mugged by chavs
>United Caliphate national anthem plays
>"HAV YA CHEEKY NANDOS IN HELL, LAD"
>mfw

Polen with the bants

Are those... Scars?

Reminder that the police force are ordered to take mandatory training from this group
commonpurpose.org/united-kingdom/
Its no surprise they are a laughing stock

>NIgger gets to choose more women than in my life.
I HATE this world.

B-b-but I thought Brexit was gonna restore Britain's dignity and change EVERYTHING!

lüüüüüüüüüüüül

weak

>oi blimey! show us yer licence innit, love
>rightio guvna, ere it is then
>everyfing seems to be in order ma'am, av a yabba-dabba-doo day

painfully unfunny

Trump has me sorted on that one, does it have a big windmill next to it like the one Alex Salmond parked on his golf course,I kinda like it being windy, makes me feel at home.

>weak

Just like British police :^)

Fuck off Fritz. Just because we are cucked beyond belief it doesn't change the fact that your EU empire wants to destroy European culture and genocide the European people. You went from trying to save the white race to actively destroying it in less than a century.

What the fuck is wrong with her hand

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I thought this looked familiar.

there you go

i kekd

Indeed :^)

Dude the british police are such a fucking joke lmao

“Police”

sounds like the musings of a quirky british police officer in an anime

sorry officer I will watch more black people on my tv

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lmo

lüüüüüüüül

STOP IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN

>we're very sorry to hear that

Wtf am i looking at. Im intrigued

Irishman here (UK flag because Tesco mobile data)

I'm glad your former colony is outclassing you now.

No useless gobshite police, no robotic post-menopausal PM, fewer niggers and Muslims, higher GDP and wages...

I love being a potato, lads

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Oh, no British flag this time...interesting

Are your women as whorish as americans? I need a virgin and we don't have those

Google maps is your friend.

Wait until post Brexit and what happens to the border
>soft border
>muslims enter Ireland enroute to UK
>hard border
>troubles restart

Unless you're white. They'll beat you half to death without a second thought.

>diversity budget
Powerful

right sicko you got a wheel license on ya or wot?