As a white male that denounces Islam I will be arrested for speaking my views. Is there any way I can claim refugee status in the States?
Every political party denounced views that are shared by both me and the President and it is law that my beliefs are considered hate speech and thus grounds for arrest.
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just come here and find a woman and marry her. they love that brit accent. also, start importing that good black licorice to the states. we mostly have that artificial twizzler crap. when i went to london, i bought atleast 6 different black licorice products that were all excellent.
Licorice is estrogenic
If you can, just marry an American. Maybe try meeting someone or paying them a certain amount of cash to marry you like many people around the world do.
I can make that stuff user. All true Brits know the art of making vintage sweets.
So you're suggesting I just go to America under the Visa free 3 month rule thing and trick some poor unsuspecting woman into marrying me?
With his accent, it really shouldn't be hard to make some random girl fall in love with him. Desirable accents add like two points on the ten point scale for girls in America.
You serious? Because it's really popular around here.
No fucking way, limey.
Fight your fight across the pond. We don't take cowards in the states.
This is me.
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In all honesty, this is a fight that I lost before I was born. It isn't just the immigrants, it's the socialism in general. This entire country is covered in horrible council estates and the rest is farm fields.
A council estate if you don't know is basically a suburb for poor people and you don't get to pick your neighbours.
If I was to go to America and I got drafted to invade England I would gladly. This country needs to be completely leveled by bombs.
You laugh, but your former life was a .5 is over. In America, you'd be able to relish in your newfound 2.5 status with your meth-addicted or horribly fat, smelly fiancee while you snatch your permanent residency from under the government's nose.
Why do you think there are so few you you?
Head to Maine or Montana on a visa and find some girl to marry.
But Amerifriend, won't I have to stay married to said 1/10 landwhale with her yeasty vagina and stay married for like 4 years?
Don't run away. Fight for your county..
If you want to do the same as all the shitskins flooding europe, you are just a leech
We could also just arrange gay marriages with our right-wing buds who wanna come to the states, no homo
Who's running away? Trump is my president.
It is illegal to say mean things about race in this country. What you call "fighting for your country" I call "being arrested and forgotten about"
Look you limey fuck, do you want the citizenship or not? I'm starting to question your dedication.
Hey don't blame me, I'm just trying to negotiate the best possible deal here. Isn't that the American way?
Trump is not your president your english like it or not. May is your leader, and there are many ways to fight
Well then I'll be back for Bastille Day.