ITT: Fictional Jews. But they cannot be called 'Jews' in whatever franchise they're from for it to count. Pic related

ITT: Fictional Jews. But they cannot be called 'Jews' in whatever franchise they're from for it to count. Pic related.

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>A black Jew

Let's get the obvious ones out of the way first.

Pretty sure the racial stereotype he was drawn from was an Arab

Jews in Star Wars were the Banking Clan, you idiot...

"I believe in the banks. The system works. The Muuns aren't bad people. It's just a dishonest few who are destroying everything for their own gain."
―Rush Clovis[src]

Basically most goblin races in fantasy.

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One of the most known, Scrooge!

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i have to solve 40 captchas to post.

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it's a ferangi day today.

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Star wars ep 1 was fucking based. They made fun of every race but whites

youtube.com/watch?v=JI8AMRbqY6w

High Elves are Israeli Jews
Dark Elves are Diaspora Jews
Wood Elves are Secular Jews
Orcs are Black Hebrew Israelites

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Wrong elves are fucking based.

Pic related.

How did she get away with this? She's not even trying to be subtle. Is J.K Rowling secretly /Our Nazi/?

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I don’t know why it took me so long to realise these guys were Jews.

Tolkien elves =/= Elder Scrolls elves

Slugs from FTL
Also Rockmen are Muslims and Mantis are niggers.

Is this a good movie worth watching?

hell yeah, that shits a classic.

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No idea mate. One would think they would notice the resemblance.

Guy is an obvious Jewish Communist

my first encounter with one of these guys in mass effect 1 I knew immediately they were space jews. any time i could i would tell them to fuck right off.

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Was Mr. House a jew?

No, I don't think so. He seems to be an actual Ubermensch, apart from you know, being physically a pile of dust.

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Someone post the pic of the star of David in the Gringotts bank where the (((goblins))) work in Harry Potter

Certain dwarves in the witcher came across as jewish. Most just seemed welsh though

They can be BOTH and they ARE BOTH, you fucking idiot!

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DELIT

Mr. House was clearly a Jew

the eye-jews

The entirety of (((Phezzan))).

The NPR were Jews look how many government projects they had going that failed

NCR* FUCK ME

And the Narn were Muslims.

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Neh, he aint a jew. He's just an asshole

Both statements were correct. But wouldnt the brahmin barons be the real Jews?

I thought it was just me, man! And I keep getting the message "You seem to have mistyped the Captcha. Please try again."
Fucking kikes, man.

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>Australian interwebs

No.

Centauri were Romans, not jews

>Jews
Don't use this epithet on every big bourgeois capitalist.

Nice try, Jew.

>tfw the upcoming metal gear solid movie is produced by Avi Arad

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to this day I am actually wondering how they managed to get through with this
isn't Armin whatever he is called jewish himself?

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also, the firelord did nothing wrong

Underrated

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Got some rare things on sale, stranger!

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>barbamon
>digimon
>demon lord representing the sin of greed
>would kill any digimon for a piece of treasure
>lives in the dark area (digimon version of hell)
>cunning schemer
>manipulates fallen angel digimon into doing his bidding
>one of his attacks turns other digimon into wickedness

Best post.

So jews can become normal and good if they meet 3 ghosts? It there a cure?

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>credits will do fine
>>No they wont
>credits will do fine
>>No they wont
>>I'm a Jew, mind tricks don't work on me, only Shekels.

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scrooge was redeemed though. jews can't be redeemed. (same logic applies to the grinch)

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>It there a cure
If there was Mengele would have discovered it.

I spent 45 minutes in SWTOR last night trying to explain to everyone that Toydarians are space jews who are ruining the empire. It was not well recieved.

If all Jews would be as smart as this non-Jew guy you guys would be dead and Israel would rule the world from the foreground.

yes he is, and now guess why its so authentic

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leafs cant do anything right

You could argue that Smaug was the jew. The dwarves worked hard for their wealth which was usurped by (((Smaug)))

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traditionally dragons are jews but tolkien worked in a lot of jewishness into his dwarves

*blocks your path*

But thankfully your people are too busy fighting over a worthless piece of land that other dessert tribes (who worship the same god as you) also want. Countless years of pointless death. Truly, gods chosen people.

You can just put in Muslim instead of orcs and desert instead of mountains and it will perfectly describe modern politics.

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Pure ancap

He's CIA

Meanie

Mr. House is a characterization of Howard Hughes. Probably one of the last great Businessmen, innovators, and entrepreneurs the world has seen. The dude built, flew, and crashed airplanes for shits and giggles. He took on projects that people said could not be done. He told the Mob to fuck off out of Vegas by buying casino after casino.

He doesn't fit the archetype, and neither does Mr. House. Mr. House was an authoritarian and did nothing wrong.

True. Couldn't agree more about this.
Nontheless, I couldn't give a fuck about this religion or conflict, I'll be out of here as soon as I can.

Hey Achmed, did you find out about Game Of Cucks this year? What a show, huh? Better than the shit they show on ((Syria)) for you, isn't it?

>he doesn't gather jews up and subject them to dementor dick

smhtbhfam

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Why do you deny your nature kike? Are you a self hating Jew?

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phonefag sorry

>implying tel aviv isn't teeming with shekels spilling over from the sex trade there
>implying little finger isn't the consummate jew

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