Goys, why haven’t you taped your webcam yet?

Goys, why haven’t you taped your webcam yet?

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>having a webcam

I physically removed the cams and mics from all my Lenovos.

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A lot of laptops have them built-in

My webcam has a light that must go on when it's activated.

To this date the only time it's turned on is because I wanted to use it for a video conference or something.

That's why.

Because I'm not worth spying on stupid. If I was a billonare I would take scotch tape hacking precautions as well. Or maybe, if I wrote 700 lines of code, I would know how to properly defend my computer. Who knows tho, maybe scotch tape is too genius for us to understand.

He works in an office with Skype calling probably.

People at my office do it as well because sometimes people can call you up to face chat and Skype will automatically turn on your webcam and drop you into that call. So people rape the camera to not have that happen to them.

Not as sinister as you’d think but it’s mostly girls that do this, not guys. So either Mark cares too much about his looks and makeup or Mark does dirty things at work.

>Goys, why haven’t you taped your webcam yet?

Dont forget the micro...

It must be some fucked up person to watch me jerking off to brazilian gore videos, so I don't care.

>using laptop

If you want to watch me masteurbate to cuck porn, that's really more of a (you) problem.

Dat autism

done long ago
right after the Snowden thing blew up

Don't forget the front camera of your phone

>thinking an indicator light means anything when it could just be controlled by drivers
that's about as stupid as thinking amazon's new spyware actually stops listening to your conversations just because you pressed the mute button

this i also do it with my phones after they eventually break and i have to repair them.

I want Mark Zuckerberg to watch me beat my dick like it owes me money.

it takes like 20 minutes to disassemble the laptop, remove the webcam, and put the laptop back together

you removed the microphone from your phone? what do you use it for then?

>people think this is somehow proof that everyone int he world is spied on via their webcam and not that a billionaire does it on the 1 in 10000000 chance that someone manages to hack into his laptop or some shit and access his webcam

I literally have. Had some electrical tape lying around, and I don't use my webcam anyway. I don't expect to be spied on, but so long as I don't use my webcam anyway, might as well rule out the possibility

fuckoff botnet shill

I have a Dell. It's integrated into the firmware. Someone would have to flash the firmware and you can't do that without taking the chip out.

Also I don't have an amazon web account or a Facebook either for that reason.

If someone wants to see me jerk off, go right fucking ahead.

I just bought a Lenovo, how can I remove the mic?

my webcam comes with a privacy shield.

I remember a few years ago this was exploited.. I'm sure its just firmware with some and driver tricks with others.. grahamcluley.com/webcam-spying-without-turning-led-researchers-prove-possible/

They can turn it in without turning on the light. Unless you have some kind of special setup

>tfw someone is being paid to stare at my doublechin as I browse Sup Forums and when I masturbate
Kek, have fun wagie.

>physically removed

I did, i saw some webcams stolens on pornhub one day and i covered mine since this day.

> he hasn't read the Vault 7 leaks

Best porn desu

All 6 of my laptops are older ThinkPads and all I had to do was unscrew the monitor cover (the screws are under the rubber pads) and disconnect the board above the monitor (a long narrow one with both the cam and mic) and put everything back together.

Don't know about newer units.

I thought libertarians were supposed to be smart.

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anybody else not give a fuck who secretly watches you masturbate?

I have since they stated putting them in laptops.

they can and will spy on you the second they decide they need to
chances are small but is that a reason to spread your asshole ready for them?

KEK

I always ensure my gaping asshole is in full view of the camera

I jerk off in front of my webcam hoping someone is watching. Maybe my soul mate.

The saddest thing is that you paranoid NEET fucks think you're even worth spying on. Nobody is watching you because you literally matter to no one.

Dammit you beat me to it. My custom desktop doesn't have a microphone or a webcam.

That said I do still keep my phone in my room, which the NSA can tap into, but it's a lot harder than just distributing some malware to it. But I really should remember to put it in the faraday box when I get home.

Shitposting

>implying the light is hardwired
it can probably be bypassed if controlled by the firmware

He also puts tape over the microphone

I did tape it.

So to speak.

The webcam isn't even pointed anywhere near my dick.

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t. Vanilla porn watcher

>he runs an operating system that has webcam and microphone drivers

I like being watched while masturbating!

NSA spotted, how's it going!

>having a microphone on a telephone
>not having efficient simplex one way audio calls
I thought germans were supposed to be efficient? its 2017 man, get with the times. I remove the microphone and speaker from all of my telephones, and only communicate with others using DTMF

>mfw half of all military PTSD cases are from watching disgusting Sup Forums users masturbating

thats not even his laptop, its actually a new one. just look at how many aps he was in the docker stage. thats like the default.

but you still bought a spyware filled Lenovo

well, this is a new unit, it seems the screws are somewhere else, but the plug must be somewhere easy to reach, I'll look into it, thanks for the advice

Who will watch me mastrubate otherwise? I don't want to do it all alone...

i like the notion of someone watching me wank off

because it's always
and i mean always
pointed at my cock.

> Believing that the OS has to be involved when any consumer PC since 2008 has a builtin ARM processor in the CPU because of (((management engines))) with full bus and memory access, allways on of course so it can listen for packets on the LAN interface.

>2017
>owning a laptop

shouldn't you be on facebook right now?

Clean build hard drives. Not even the original drives.

I have the cams taped on my iPad Pro 2. Not really sure what else to do about it. The mic is something I wonder/worry about.

anyone giving this guy shit about taping his webcam has no idea about top -tier corporate espionage.

Keep being simple simpletons

youtube.com/watch?v=mrcFysRcQyQ

I got out a piece of electrical tape and covered it the first time I saw that pic.

I figured if a guy who works with the spooks at the NSA and the CIA is doing it then he probably has a good reason.

I've had all mine taped for years.

Don't listen to those faggots.
My webcam has a light that turns on if the webcam has any power to it.
When it's not being used it has no power, it's not a driver issue or any other issue.
If the light turns on the webcam can be used, no light it can't.
Doesn't matter what spyware or instrument anyone uses.

I always jam a screwdriver in the microphone. The Webcam and speakers can be removed physically though.

I have and have been doing so for years. You mean you don't?

>having a webcam
What do you think I am, some sort of faggot macbook user? Real monitors don't have webcams built in.

app called oversight. look it up and dont tape up your ride like a lizard person

He's right though.

The NSA doesn't have the power to break the firmware on literally every computer out there and process the images through the internet (Without being detected by literally everyone who monitors port and packet usage). They do it selectively, and they have to hire someone to do it. Even if you post on Sup Forums saying that you're going to bomb someone they aren't going to do it unless you're like part of a terrorist organization or something and it's much easier to go and tap into the stream while you're using Skype.

They have the power to watch everything you do online, and process it, but there's no way in hell they can control literally every computer on the planet and hack the firmware on everything, it's impossible.

t. lolbertarian computer scientist.

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No joke, I worked with a former NSA guy for three years.

He put tape over every camera and physically destroyed microphones on laptops. When we asked him about it, he'd laugh and say shit like, "if you only knew."

I now put tape on every camera and destroy every microphone.

hell yass. must see if my camera can be raped

Tf you removing speakers for, what did they do

IDK. I have more than one agency watching me. I guess you just embrace the truman effect after a while

>being this insecure about his dick

Because I don't care if somebody watches me beat off

They can be turned into crude microphones.

>using electronics

Because i have destroyed it with a knife

Someone who's aware can always tell, too. That's the whole fun of the game, the cat and mouse part.

speakers can be used exactly like microphones my dude.

fake. pic related

Reminder that Intel processors have a secondary OS running beneath the surface at all times, meaning that no matter what hardware you use or what OS you have or what safety measures you take, they can access your data.

This will be the most deebly goncerning in the future as cryptocurrencies continue to take off and become more commonplace, because with cryptos, if anyone gains access to your wallet, that's it. No recourse.

You have a phone and a lot of your other devices may have mics.

This. If you have access to my computer, the stuff you could be doing is much worse than watching me jerk off and pick my nose.

reminder that some vendors disable that dumb chip. don't buy dell for starters

Shitposting what else?

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Hey Varg.

You all sound like tweakers

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say reverse engineer IME 3 times fast, see how many lists you get on

What actually happens is they log all your internet activity then match your face to your history so you can’t deny right wing or “racist” activity.