Jimmy Kimmel just gave us the senate. How do we thank him?

Jimmy Kimmel just gave us the senate. How do we thank him?
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Is it a requirement for every MSM personality to be a total douchey faggot?

Delicious salty conservashit tears.

what did he do now?

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basic gestalt?

didn't he have a failed marriage to that nasty jew skank sarah silverman, didnt she say shed kill jesus again if she could? Lmao, all these people can die i'd celebrate if i wasn't busy walking my dog or folding cloths.

What was that talk about Kimmel being a christian? Was this supposed to be a joke, because I'm pretty sure he's jewish.

Blablabla, we, blablabla, hollywood.

It's almost as if Jews deceive everywhere and to anyone. Kinda like Muslims with Taqiyya. Really makes you think.

Hollywood is the real christians

So, nothing burger liberal LARP?

Basically. It's the kind of nothing burger that has been served the last two years.

what did he say/do? can't watch

Yeah but was it intended as a joke?

thank you "excutive youtube traffic driving" guy at the abc.

saged
do not vote up or down.
it had 0 funny jokes in it.
it was all laugh tracks.
it was all the same shit they are saying about Roy more on CNN
if you check a lefty website once daily... all the head lines is going to be all you need to know about what 99% of the programming on TV is going to be

every single on of them says the same thing

is he really kill?

Was Kimmel always this much of a whiny turbofaggot? I used to think the guy was funny.

Did he use his wife's son as a political prop again?

Sent one of his liberal goons to disrupt a church service that Moore was attending. Basically just shit all over Christians and thusly guaranteed Moore will win.

if there's anything alabama loves it's guys from la and jew york telling them what to do and that they're stupid racist backwater rednecks

>I used to think the guy was funny.
It's called "maturity".

I used to think Dennis Leary was funny. Then I learned he ripped off Bill Hicks (Jim Fix routine). Then I learned about Dennis Miller.

Dennis Miller was a centrist/libber early on. Then became a solid righty later on in life. You know what happened?

He fucking GREW THE FUCK UP. It's happening with this generation, but it's taking longer, and as I grow older, my patience is waning. Increasingly faster.

Carolla was the funny one. But he’s a conservative and refused to conform to Hollywood’s liberal agenda and got blackballed.

LET ME SAVE YOU ALL SOME TIME:

Le epic late night jew puppet assumes guilt based on accusations for 5 minutes and postures for empty satanic values under the guise of christianity.

why is this jew claiming to be a Christian?

Kimmel is a Jewish name and he was dating Sarah Silverman before, he's obviously a kike

>Carolla was the funny one
I really liked that contractor show he had on Spike.

suggesting parading around high school girls? sounds kinda perverted desu jimmy boy

Did he consent being kissed by her?

There is enough oven for all of them. More importantly, I am going to eat a porterhouse for breakfast with eggs and a side of bacon. Wife is out of town of course. Gas the kikes.

No, he used to be funny as hell. His comedy was mean and hilarious. Once he went to late night, he went to shit.

Can we quit pretending Kimmel is relevant

>3:10
>in our church we confess our sins, not call the women who accuse us liars
Holy fuck, but what if they're actually lying? Bearing false witness is a sin, you know.

He is alive in biological terms, but his soul died in Hollywood.

>kike pedophiles are the real kike pedophiles
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HOW?
>Must see for myself

That guy loves slicing onions.

you sound like teenage girls

Drag!

Kimmel was funny on “Win Ben Stein’s Money” and (((Stein))) is super conservative. He has a history of teaming with people on the right.
Maybe Kimmel is burying a conservative persona deep inside himself, trying to kill it with Libtardation and marrying Jews.

I didn't know Kimmel was such a cringy fucker, I remember when he was an alleged comedian

He became an adult and had children. He's 50 years old. The stupid frat boy humor doesn't cut it anymore.

He and most of late night are extremely relevant to your basic normie. Havent you noticed the late night invasion of youchoob? I walk around work and these faggots are all watching their clips on youtube now.

He used to be fun.

He's been a liberal douche ever since he grew the beard

Who knew that male comedians were capable of pulling an Amy Schumer? I thought that yeast infection humour was the lowest, but Kimmel topped that with cock-teasing pedophiles with cheerleaders

Sup Forums got out-Sup Forumsed:

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let Kimmel build a righteous leftist argument all he wants. I applaud that he is fighting against the molestation of minors.

this will help cement a moral standard that the left will never be able to live up to in the coming shitstorm.

>the absolute state of late night comedy

>nasty jew skank
Aw, but she's so sweet.

it's actually an interesting dichotomy.
- carolla: decided to be himself, continue to question all sorts of lib shit, promote new media and prospered. he regularly gets 800,000 listeners regularly and is in charge 100% of his brand. he is probably worth somewhere around 10 mil, he owns multiple cars, properties, has multiple personal projects, has a great personal life and sets the standard for who he is and what he wants to say.
- kimmel: got on his hands and knees and sucked big entertainment's dick. although he may get over 2 million viewers (which can fluctuate on a dime) and may be worth well over 25 million, he is in the pocket of ABC to the bone, cannot do or say what he wants, has been in a number of failed relationships (including a divorce), kowtows to whomever has a problem with anything at all, and is a part of a medium that is dying off as i type this.
i would choose carolla any day of the week.

how delusional do you have to be to actually believe that anyone in alabama cares what a hollywood lap dog thinks, this will help him bc he comes off as a condescending liberal snob

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He left his wife and kids the second he became famous for one of (((them))). fuck him i hope he gets ass cancer

Remember that (((Kimmel))) had nothing to say about (((Weinstein))) but plenty to say about Moore.
Real funny guy. I wish there were an app like MakeApp that would you what people would look like after a few years in a concentration camp.

if you choose jews you lose. they are both filthy kikes

>if Morgan Webb had a creepy younger sister

Dumbass. It worked for Hillary...

adam isn't jewish.

>I wish there were an app like MakeApp that would you what people would look like after a few years in a concentration camp

Hearty kek

This.

They're both playing a role.

Even better would be an app to black hat & coat crypto jews. Imagine making every jew look hasidic and people finally being able to look around and see the jews.

Remind him that he's a rich liberal who used his son as a political prop to push is socialist agenda.

fascinating
never thought after the bush years that christfags would ever look sympathetic, but the left has managed to made them exactly that...im no christian, but thats a church...it means something to them and this kind of thing just makes liberals look like bullies...its old hat to troll christians these days...if you wanna be edgy then theres plenty of fagbashing in the mosque

Kimmel has learned nothing from 2016 or the othe special elections. Also he totally new about all the skeletons in Hollywood and has stayed silent on Franken and Conyers.

Nah German-Italian Catholic

Poes law

cant tell if your being sarcastic or if you have a 3rd graders reading comprehension and didnt get what i actually said

The all caps really convinced me of your argument Paco

Develop one

>getting triggered that he was just asking does this intolerant piece of shit look like a serial predator of teenage girls

have you considered you actually may be a sentient meme?

Don't thank him. He refused to touch on the Harvey Weinstein shit.

Kimmel seems like the type who fucks underage girls.

He was politically agnostic before if I remember. I don't remember any shitlibery during the bush era. I think most comedians were actually pretty kind to bush despite him being a war criminal.

how was he shitting on Christians? He was just shitting on Roy Moore lel, a """"Christian"""" at best. Doug Moore is a "Christian" too, the former is alleged to have been a serial predator of teenage girls (abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/roy-moore-met-wife-teen-51330889 lel) and the other is in favor of letting women have abortions. I'd always suspected the hardcore evangelicals were basically Islamists in disguise, but practically trying to imitate the prophet Muhammad (pbuh)? My sides are in orbit.

checkem

Actually he left his first wife and children to hook up with der juden. They broke up and he married someone else. His defective seed resulted in a waterhead, who he used as a political prop to push Obamacare because an 8-figure millionaire can't possibly afford healthcare.

mostly he was pretty cool and right on - but there was a little douche in his under the breath comments.

Trudeau’s bro.

this seems highly inappropriate for a TV show to do, i feel like it crosses lines. like its just trying to poison the well

Illuminati shill

>My charity will be the women who came forward to say you molested them
What about the one's who now admit they made it up, do they get money too?

that fuckwit talks like he wasn't a co-writer of The Man Show. That was the best perverted shit on TV for a while.

>so sweet

He is alive and on a tv series called Z Nation on sci fi channel here in the states. It's a really b movie/goofy type zombie show but i like it. OT sage

Except he just THINKS he is...

i cant piece together an argument out of that gibberish
do you have one?

"One of my best friends is a priest." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'VE ASKED THIS 1000 TIMES

CAN'T WE JUST GET HIS YEAR BOOK AND FIND THIS DUDE WHO SUPPOSEDLY SIGNED HER YEAR BOOK? IF ITS FAKE, WE CAN JUST GET THIS DUDE TO CLEAR IT UP.

case closed.

ps, i hope faggot kimmel goes there and gets his ass kicked.

Remember that time Johnny Carson got involved in desegregation?

THIS

the world needs Rodney Dangerfield and other non pc men back.. its sad what this future generation will never see.
i bet most new fags have never seen caddy shack or back to school

>brings his gay twitter fights onto his talk show because he can't win them

what a fag

>I think most comedians were actually pretty kind to bush despite him being a war criminal.
What are you talking about? They bashed him constantly

>being this new
Roy Moore has publicly filed a Defamation Lawsuit and has spent the last 15 days demanding the yearbook for police review. Gloria Allred (slam campaign specialist) has refused to hand it over since Defamation is a civil lawsuit and not a criminal lawsuit, thus civil disobedience in the case does not come with an arrest.

>tl;dr Roy Moore did exactly what you said and the Jews refuse to hand over the yearbook
News is keeping this hush hush.

Fucking shitty laugh tracks used. He's so butthurt. The yearbook was debunked, but they will push the retarded baseless allegations like they tried to do on trump. Sad!

I agree. I don't believe for one minute that he is Catholic. He is a liar. He dated Sarah Silverman for years (2002-2009). She is extremely anti-Catholic and mocks and hates on Jesus and Catholics in her shows. So don't tell me a good Catholic man would date that.

Kinnell has the audacity to mock people for being sexist etc when he was on "The Man Show" "and called women sluts and joked with a girl as she was feeling his cock through his pants" I hope you're 18 because you look young and you don't want uncle Jimmy going to jail"

A lot of these kids were in diapers back then, you need to remember.

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He gives a S/O to Illuminati

there has to be a fucking general yearbook at the local library for that year, so you can see all the ROYS, you fucking clown. one of them would have to know her?
ARE YOU THIS NEW FAGGOT. unless you had compuserve, your fucking new.

Not even religious and this faggot needs to have his legs broken on live TV.

She has a body like the monolith from 2001