Post in here when it's 2017 and after you sleep you will become a loli!

Post in here when it's 2017 and after you sleep you will become a loli!

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OHAYOU 2017

I'll take this chance

AHHH

>tfw having dfc

dumb dogglyposter

I am going to be the cutest loli.

I want to look like this

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I don't even need a jetpack anymore if this shit works

This year it will work for sure!

i find this picture too adorable

I will not be rused user chan

I'll believe you OP!

is this a spell
i do not trust spellcaster
yet the dream rides on
hope rides on
i am not alone
godspeed

LETS GO

Posting in a second thread for maximum effect.

I want to be a futabu loli.

Please do.

I wish

PSHH, NO WAI~

I've been in the current year for 7 hours already

DO IT

onegaishimasu

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MY BODY IS READY

I hope I look like pic related.

DUEL 2017 LET'S ROCK

CHECK MY 5

Will it work this year?

Let's do this.

Postin.
Hope you aren't lying to me OP

can i become a shota instead?

onegai kami-sama

you better not be lying OP

I'm ready!

Posting.
My dream is to become a cute loli.

If you lie i report you

Its time!! Rolle polle give me the macorni

pls make me loli

my loli body is ready

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but I can't sleep

I want to be a loli.

Maybe dreams can come true

go to bed loli-kun

would you rather be a loli or have a loli?

I'd rather BE a loli. That's a dumb question.

I wanna become a cute girl(male).

Yes.

Can i retain my manly strength? I wouldn't want to not be able to lift heavy things anymore.

If this doesn't work, I hope I never wake up

They don't want to trade bodies with you.

please 2017

Why? You're a girl now. You can always ask a man to lift things for you.

Can´t wait for tomorrow.

I don't like to be indebted to someone.

Doushio

2017 pls deliver

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Is that a JoJo meme? Looks like a JoJo meme.

Here's hoping.

can i be a cute loli?

No.

If there's even a chance that all the molecules in my body would just randomly reform because of this, i'll take it

well, why not

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Wynaut

I find this post amusing.

There's pretty much zero reason NOT to reply.

I hope so.

life would be better.

Posting

please work

I believe

Don't let your memes be dreams

kill me and also ende my. life

CURRENT YEAR

This would actually be pretty bad, would people even recognize me? I don't want the government to treat me as an undocumented child. Plus, in a few years time I'd have to go through female puberty, I don't want to have to deal with periods! Unless this is some kind of eternal youth thing, that would be pretty cool, but being stuck with a child's physique and appearance would suck pretty hard. Then again, there's probably some way to leverage being an immortal "child prodigy" for fame and/or money.

Maybe I should just go to sleep.

I'm ready.

>captcha: School CONCA

I want to be a blonde loli with a bit of a lighter skin tone like pic related. If that's not possible then I'm fine with just keeping my black hair.

Also if possible I would like for everyone to treat me just the same. With all of my guy friends still treating me like dirt. I don't want anyone coming onto me please. Also please give me long hair right away, I can't stand waiting for it.

Every year.

>Maybe I should just go to sleep.
forever

You make a compelling argument.

I'M READY

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Uh, I've got an onahole on order, though

Just shove the whole thing up there, it's fine.

>tfw already living the loli life

2 years in row please work

TO BE A LOLI IS MY ONE AND ONLY AIM

I want to be a cute futa loli so i can impregnate other lolis.

I'm counting on you OP

If digits, everyone will become loli's just as OP said.

dreams dont come true

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What? I thought everyone was a loli here. Don't tell me I got tricked?

Sure why not.