"Come inside Mister, the beer is cold and you can choose the music you like!"

>"Come inside Mister, the beer is cold and you can choose the music you like!"

is this a trap?

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>is this a trap?

Nope, seems legit.

Nice anime discussion, I love that scene.

Mods?

I don't like Pink Floyd.
Do you have The Eagles or Boston?

Sure, let's drift.
>cue eurobeat

The beer is warm and you can't hear the music over the sound of your own screaming.

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>beer
I will have a smoothie, thanks.

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we need to fight back

>cold piss
nice try loli

>Pink Floyd
Would much rather die.

>The Dark Side Of The Moon
No. Just no.
Next you'll be asking me to listen to Swans' To Be Kind, I know your game bitch.

D-do you have anime soundtracks?

I don't get it is there something wrong with Swans?

No, but I really don't like To Be Kind.

>beer and shitty 70s rock
>not water and glorious 80s

You can't tempt me, foul beast.

You all will be headpatted. Mark my words.

HEADPATTED.

DDOOOOOMM!!

>is this a trap?
Looks like a legit girl (female)

That's exactly what they want.

Lol this is thinly-veiled roleplaying thread and it's allowed xD.
Mods won't do shit.

Inb4 thread deleted.

They feed on headpats and cuddles

Forgot the pick Kek

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No, this is a trap.

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>80's
>good in ANY capacity
You're joking right?

uber is great

>Idols loli

>the music was reggaeton before I got in.

I fucking hate drinking alcohol myself and Pink Floyd is not my favorite music. Fuck off you little slut.

Will 2017 be a better year for lolis?
strawpoll.me/11999197

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>beer
I only drink when it is unavoidable so this is a bad trap.

Dont worry user lolis dont like faggots like you anyways. Kek

I lost both hands because of headpatting.

spoken like a true underage fag

Pat us all
pat us all

>water
>good in ANY capacity
You're joking right?

That's great, can you play some anime and videogame soundtracks? And do you have coffee? I hate beer.

>forced into headpat slavery
>shoulders, elbows and wrists are turned to dust >fingers permanently fused into a loli head outline
>skin creases all rubbed away from fine and soft loli hairs
>throw into the street, used and useless while they giggled

Loli packs are nothing to joke about.

Follow the little girl.

>>throw into the street, used and useless while they giggled
Too bad they figured out that without limbs you fit into giant teddy bear well.

BE GONE FROM HERE, FOUL DEMONS.

Shit just got real

heh, nice pepper. But watch this

>is this a trap?
Of course not, why would you think that?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with lolis, yesterday they invited me to their lovely tea party and I got some Rainbow albums.
Come on, hop in.
It will be fun, onii-sa- oopsie, I mean, OP. Trust me, nano desu~

[ANGRY LOLI NOISES]

There should be some anti-loli captcha, like second world war facts.

There's something suspicious about this post, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
You sure it's safe?

>There's something suspicious about this post
There's not.
Now get in the fucking car, user.

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[Mechanical death machine sound whirls up]

O-ok. But you'd better have some King Crimson though, or I'm leaving.

I-I can create artifical patting device, please let me out.

A quote inside a quote. Fucking insane!

>mocking giggling

Gentlemen... a machine to stop metal ge- I mean lolis.

A patting machine. Originally designed to pat baby bottoms, it can be retrofitted and angled to give head pats from a safe distance.

Don't look up the source
It gets more terrifying.

Can it be tweaked into slapping machine?

Yes Since a pat is literally an angled slap.

Y-you mean there can be... infinite heapats?

Considering this is a child and you are likely a grown man, it's not a very good one

Slap beats generator

>grown man

>source
I dunno how to feel about this

Don't look up the source
No really there are worse machines out there and all involve children. Like a needle in the shape of a swordfish to make kids happy.

This can actually make our streets safe.
#OniiSanLifesMatters

> "Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force"

>Problem giving birth? We will spin the child out.
I think I'm going to patent a loli containment field now seeing how if I ever get questioned why I could simply just inform them that the Centrifuge birthing machine exists.

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No not a chance... if i want to be tragically and unintentionally abducted to persue an exciting and horizon broadening employment oportunity as an underground exclusive recreational entertainment facilitator then being abducted in...sorry excuse me get into voluntarily.. a circa 1996 W210 Mercedes S class wouldn't provide plausible deniability that it was a hotel or airport pick up(they'd have newish models) and as it appears to lack the double glazing or long wheel base of an S600 L can't even pretend have been kidnapped by the yakuze!

Pick me up behind the shops i dont want my friends to see

Music-Dealer by Santana

We could make a fortune. But how would lolis make money in order to pay for this?

Two options:
1) You pay it and live at home
2) You don't pay and live in pattinghole

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Away y.. yo...you see this is the long term 27 years later consequence of keeping baby quiet so you can get a blessed 4 and a half hours of sleep for once!

Whisky in babies bottle: not even once...

How lolies can overpower fully grown man?

With ease.

I dont like beer. It tastes gross. No thanks. If you got some milk or dr. pepper, I'd be down.

Numbers and ambush tactics

injected muscle relaxant and rohypnol.

Ahem.. ble bleu blerglr huauork snorkk petcheww splat. oh ffs not on the carpet there's like blood and black stuff and all sorts in your snot you siff bastard!


Oh it's to help reduce friction burns from carpet? My bad, you clever lennie

Well When I use to be a lifeguard at a swimming pool. I actually got swarmed by 5 bored lolis. They can actually take down a man with ease. Two lolis grab and hold on to your legs to prevent you from running away while another pushes you or trips you from behind. When they took me down they all started dancing in a circle. Sorry for the blog post but lolis appear to have pack hunter intelligence like Raptors,Lions and early hunter gather prehistoric man.

can she even fire that gun?
I did karate. I can easily take out multiple lolies.

You are like a little baby

watch this

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A haunting tale. Just think, if he was properly armed with a green pepper how different his life would be.

No worries ninja text guy, keep at it fair sure sooner than you expect you'll be linking all those tacked on random words into a cohesive picture without even having to break your stroke:'D

youtu.be/TlCRecmVpkM?t=43s

>The beer is warm
fucking europeans

>lolis appear to have pack hunter intelligence

I have never been more scared of little girls

>amerifat thinks his lemonade is beer
>amerifat doesn't know that you drink shitty alcohol cold to numb the taste.

>beer
Dropped.
Not only it is disgusting, but alcohol lowers testosterone levels and increases estrogen production.
Men who drink really should consider suicide.

Are you having a stroke?

>Europoors believe how they do it is best
Cute

>Gmod
NativeAmericanChanting.wav

You must be fun at parties

>user going to parties

Epic normalfags meme.

>going to party

Where do you think you are?

If you only knew the dangers.

youtube.com/watch?v=gI8afkIxk90

All you need to know about lolis can be found in this video from Doom 3.
>Incredible strength
>Super powers
>Pack hunter mentality.