Be EMT

>be EMT
>$1300 for classes
>$500 in certificates from ambulance license, cpr, physical, ect. Has to be recertified with fees every cycle.
>expected to be physically fit with 12 hour shifts sitting in a van
>legally responsible for $170k worth of equipment
>stationed in nigger gangbang area

>12$ an hour
fuck me, and my state wants to give $15/hr to mcdonalds workers?

it's ok anan, you can always get another job. I would never settle for 12$ an hr. you seem to be willing to take care of business, why not do something else. are you old? emt job seems to be something for niggers to do, they love driving like idiots and they love sitting on they ass, c'mon user you can't settle for being an emt your whole life.

I just want to save lives for a living. Probably going to eventually be a paramedic

yeah i work at the Grocery store and make $12.30. Get a new job m8.

Just buy a gun and be a superhero like the punisher. Go to those black areas and start looking for trouble. Ask the niggers "hello gentlemen do you know of any crimes being broken today" and goad them into punching you.

I don't understand the mindset of you retards. You knew you'd be earning that much, but you still continued to waste your time and money. Now you bitch that its not enough?

KYS.

>hate the lifestyle
>surely EMT-P will increase my life's happiness

JUST

but seriously, the folks in EMS who really bank are either the ones that sell dreams (teach EMS) or admin EMS. the grunts get shit unless you're in it for the self satisfaction.

Only a good deal if it's to help qualify for a cake fire dept job in a desireable and high paying area and you're not already a veteran.

Join the Navy as a Corpsman. Its your best bet for a quick, and free, start into being a paramedic

>not researching all of this shit before committing to it.
Do a backflip.

I'm not bitching it's not enough, I'm bitching that the state forces lower skilled workers to be paid more.

I don't want to give the clean up guys trouble

get your paramedic cert
pay is significantly better ....
or move to a city that pays public employees well
the NYFD is a sweet gig

Ha, I make 20/hr to mop floors.

I wish I became a NY court officer. I had a chance and pussied out.

>Im being jewed out and getting fuck all for all my hard work
>What? No im not mad that im being paid nothing, im mad that those damn socialists want me to be paid more!

Love pol desu

Join the Army and get your EMT-P or LPN license.

If you join as a 68W with an EMT-B License your training gets sliced in half, making the course easy as fuck.

You could also do 68C instead and get your LPN.

Or if you're wanting to get your EMT-P then you should go 68WW1.

Do Active Duty, not reserves. After you do your 3 years active duty you can get your post 9/11 GI bill and maybe do nursing.

Here's what I did.

>Graduate Highschool
>Join Active Duty as 68W
>Reenlist for 68WM6 (68C now)
>Get out
>Use post 9/11 GI bill
>Graduate in less than a week with my BSN

This can be you too OP, you just have to throw your life up in the wind and never give up.

Wait you paid thousands of dollars just to make 12 dollars an hour? Are you stupid?

Corpsman are the only enlisted medical personnel that do not require an EMT-B to practice in the military.

Army is much better for that.

Unless you're an IDC or happen to take EMT/Nursing courses on your down time in active duty.

I got the national cert. while I was in the army. it never occurred to me to work as an EMT because the pay and hours are utter shit.

oh shit, I will try that. thanks user, you saved another life today.

user, someone has to do it so save you from chf

Weird- I didn't think military shills pushing sign ups was a thing here. Lol
>It wutked fuh me!!

Same here

My EMT license expired like 3 years ago, but I still have my LPN and I'm about to get my BSN.

be a cop

Lol, what a dumbass.

I never renewed or used my emt-B.

I went into paper-pushing for a large hospital network after college (mba) and make tons of $ as an administrator now.

Thats smart, I knew a few NCOs who did that. Less time on your feet compared to a nurse I bet.

>Free-market for EMTs ruins OP's paycheque
>OP could always go do something else
>"WA this is the gubermint's fault, they should pay me more to be an EMT!"

If you're going to be an EMT, join a union OP (if you can), else fuck off.

it's a sweet gig. Don't have to touch or interact with patients.

I bet.

Still deciding if I'm going to go into advanced practice later or going the admin route. The "grunt" mentality I picked up in the Army still has be straying away from desk jobs. Maybe after I'm more broken I'll get it and sit behind the desk.

Another thing too.

If you do 68WW1 and get into Ranger Regiment, Civil Affairs, or 160th SOAR you can land a good mercenary job with groups like Blackwater (its name has changed, forget the name).

Medics that work for them make like $900 a day in afganistan/Iraq.

6 months/1year x $900/day = A lot of $$$.

Thinking about doing that myself in a year or so. Even without Special Operations background they might take me.

watch your weight. I gained like 30lbs unfortunately. I got my act under control and lost 20 of it at least. the desk is deadly.

I didn't even know high end mercenary jobs existed. Thanks man, will look into it.

I put on a lot of weight in school.

I need to get back into the gym bad. Good thing I'm almost done with school so I can get jacked again like I was when I got out.