Did you pray to your goddess today, Sup Forums?

Did you pray to your goddess today, Sup Forums?

I will worship her butt

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I worship her modest saggy breasts

I payed tribute with my semen

Would she die if she wore pantsu?

It will be extremely decent

It'd be extremely unsettling.

It would be extremely boner inducing

She's a dumb girl.

Im sad S2 of Konosuba will only have 10 episodes

for kazuma

I don't understand why they're doing this.

Simple business. They turned no money into lodsa money, so they're making them do it again.

Yeah but ten episodes?

Pretty sure a 12 episode bluray isn't more expensive than a 10 episode one. While it IS cheaper to produce.

well done

>Worst girl.
>Worst god.
>Cow tits.

>Her hair smells bad
>Dumb as a brick
>fat

Don't forget a cult of lunatics and her waifufags are dumber than she is.
Also
>Bullies good liches and better goddesses
>Grandma screeching voice
>Jealous sister in law.

Would Kazuma be attracted to Aqua if she wore panties? I feel like that's what we are missing in this situation. Sure, he loves breasts as well, but maybe he was never able to Aqua as a heroine because she never wore panties.

You know what's the worst of all? She probably let kazuma die against the winter general by not telling him how dangerous that monster was, just to show off her (((god))) powers.

She has the most wet vgina.

Exactly. Anyone who followers her is an idiot and will have their life in danger.
Let's get this check list started.

1. A danger to herself []
2. A danger to her team []
3. A Danger to everyone around her []
4. Outsmarted by a mortal, a NEET no less []
5. A Danger to the other goddesses []
6. Defeated by a Frog []
7. Almost sold into slavery []
8. Tried to destroy a lich who was the key to defending the whole city and may be the key to beating the final boss []
9. Sabotaging a fellow goddess while in her duties []
10. Annihilated a city []
11. Got a huger denbt crises than Greece. []

but she has a nice ass

Of course.

Its fat and it probably smells salty, she doesn't even brush her hair.

Damn it.

Yes.

>I"m here to steal your virginity!

I prayed to Eris, yes.

>pads

Aqua is the goddess of drunken sluts.

>Sag

Man, confident Chris is a great thing.

Now I'm sad we're not getting big boss & assistant-kun hijinks this season.

Flat is justice.

Pads are fine

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Yes. Today and everyday.

Will praying to the damegami get a season 3 and 4?

fat

Aqua is the only way.

Why didn't he stay a laborer, marry Aqua, and live in a nice house with her that they built together? They were truly happy then.

Lowly mortals can't marry a perfect goddess like Aqua.

Why should I pray to a puddle when I have a far better object of worship right here?

>2016+1
>still believing to any divinity
Heh

>memegumin
tips fedora

DUMMYGAMI

Eris is actually Ilyas tier in regards to hating sinners, undead and other with special circumstances. Eris is a cunt.

Axis cult best best cult.