Get your ass kicked by the Nazis

>get your ass kicked by the Nazis
>have to leave all your gear while you evacuate your troops with everything that floats
>Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches
>immediately start blaming the French
>make jokes about how they are cowards for getting defeated by the same enemy that defeated you
>claim an embarrassing defeat was actually a victory
>sit back and let daddy America win the war for you
>still lose your entire empire in the process
>continue to make propaganda about it three quarters of a century later

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How can America be our “daddy” if we created them?

Please do not get into the whole mechanics of incest, we got it covered

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I legitimately dislike British people. Their accent, their sports, their women--all of it is second rate garbage. They are disgusting halfwits who misleadingly believe they're any semblance of relevant in the 21st century.

Dunkirk proves this.

Just for their teeth alone the island should be nuked.

Why do you use "Nazis" instead of Germans? It's like calling French or Brits "Democrats".

Yes goys keep fighting ww2 benefited white Europeans

u forgot luftwaffes epic asspounding Battle of Britain nazi interwebs faggot.

You explained perfectly why I hated this movie. Trying to make a bunch of fleeing cowards look heroic.

Isnt that pretty normal when talking about ww2?

yea.. those French are a bunch of pussies.

How the Reich going, Fritz?

>other countries claiming orders to retreat so hundreds of thousands of troops don't needlessly die makes those who did cowards
Gents let's have some decorum here.
The French ran away and lost control of their country, the British went in to try and help the French and Polish (let's brush over how quick the response was and how effective they were).
Nobody expects overpowered troops to stay and die, fall back and fight another day, this was at a time when the US was sat back sucking its thumb, they took years to actually get involved.

While you're all sucking each others dicks, remember who invented radar (boo hoo someone else used it years before but didn't use it to intercept attacking planes) and who cracked the enigma codes.
The US didn't help us win the war, their tanks were notoriously shit (as were out pilots and we had polish ones I know) and their troops were not quipped to fight panzers.
Russia put in the footwork to help win the war, the US helped but we wouldn't be speaking german had they not helped.

as a scandinavian i apologize for my ancestor rape and stealing of the prettier anglos.

Doesn't nazi mean village idiot? They are national socialists

Had the Germans not have had a second front to fight, they would of beaten the Russians in Barbarossa.

Keep in mind, a lot of your troops used our weapons and equipment. England was actually the biggest portion of the landing in Normandy, followed by US and the Canadians. However, we lead that operation and were in command of the allied forces basically North Africa on. We helped you beat Rommel in the desert, kicked the krauts out of France and pushed the western front back.

To put it in perspective, the last major effort you lead was Market Garden, and it was an absolute failure. You can thank Montgomery for that.

I forgot to mention that our initial capture of Italy was purely American. Thanks to our ties with the Sicilian Mafia.

Also, us fighting the Japs solo. You guys got your asses kicked in SE Asia and our Marines beat the living shit out of them, despite starting with a less superior navy and airforce.

True. We're more like the decrepit senile grandpa in the old folks home with our reluctant son (who is going through a mid-life crisis) doing favors for us here and there.

Good thread

Apologize to other Danes not to us. I found out my dads side was Nationally Danish, turns out they were genetically English with some 60% of their genes being either British/Western Europe.

Not really true. Operation Barbarossa had lost a year before the United States started sending troops to Italy. It was only a matter of time before the Germans were rolled back.

I notice you decided to skip over the Luftwaffe getting btfo'd in the battle of britain.

>let's brush over how quick the response was and how effective they were
So what you're saying is:
>let's brush over the part that makes us look bad, because it's counterproductive to my argument

Monty Python is cool tho. Especially when they make fun of British culture.

youtube.com/watch?v=aHGYzZ5e6as

>I notice you decided to skip over the Luftwaffe getting btfo'd in the battle of britain.
this
I recommend the series Battlefield (1996), if you can get over the "nazis=evil", it's very neat to learn new stuff or detailed accounts
(season 1 episode 2 for Battle of Britain-if anyone wants to check it out)

Only if you don’t count Australia and New Zealand, but otherwise yeah you totally saved everyone like Gandalf at the last minute

Anglos will always jew around. Now you have the opportunity to make them suffer, you have them in your hand now. Don't waste that opportunity. plz.

I want to see those jewish manlets suffer. tell Mama Merkel to send in the hordes plz.

Keep in mind, at the time Germans started their campaign into Russia, they were also fighting against the British and us in the end of 1941 in North Africa. Had Rommel been uncontested there and they had their tank divisions in Eastern Europe it would of been a completely different war.

>Now you have the opportunity to make them suffer, you have them in your hand now. Don't waste that opportunity. plz.

Don't worry. We will.

imho scandanavians made the brits at least moderately attractive, don't apologize for spreading good genetics.

>THE NATSEES JUST KILLED 6 MILLION JEWS AND WE'RE NEXT IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How on earth do people watch this shit and not laugh at how ludicrous it is

God bless you. make that island an huge refugee concentration camp

Who was Supreme Allied Commander of the Pacific war efforts? Hint: it wasn’t an Aussie. That effort was probably our most notable and heaviest contribution to the entire war. Europe can be argued the Americans entered late and contributed not nearly as much as the Russians or British. But, the Pacific was won by the United States primarily. There’s no ifs ands or buts about that. We started fighting the Japanese right at the beginning of our entrance to war.

france has done nothing but lose for the past 200 years and now they're the most muslim country in western europe

>>Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches
>implying it wasn’t your fucking incompetence but “kindness”
>implying you didn’t try but totally fucked it up
>mfw Germany has never won a war

It's not really that impressive that we beat them, they had no chance to begin with. Hence the desperate Pearl Harbor attack trying to make it so at very least our invasion would be delayed.

Then to top it all off they got nuked. So literally they had no chance whatsoever from start to finish.

The Japanese at the start of our part of the war had a larger Navy, more troops, and better aircraft. They also struck our only land in the pacific. That’s not the actions of someone who thinks they’re weaker. They likely would never had invaded the US mainland, but they certainly wanted us out of the greater pacific.