ITT: countries you're jealous of

ITT: countries you're jealous of
me:
Germany
England
Netherlands

Norway (High standard of living and nature)
Japan (Not a weeb, but their homogenous society and virtually no crime)
Italy (Their history)

Russia: mightiness, mentality
France: grandeur, chauvinism
Spain: cities, landmarks, history, coastline, women

USA

Seconded

Nazi Germany

Literally every first world country (except the U.S.A)

Switzerland
>mountains
>guns
>traditional values
>smart and attractive homogenous population

None.

None.

Why the fuck would you be jealous of us?

Norway
USA
Switzerland

"Druuumpppppffff!"

says the bean nigger

Russia
They get to have the last white people

Soon brother, soon.

When you're number one, what's there to be jealous of?

none

Countries you're not jealous of:

Swedistan

...

Norway
Finland
Switzerland

>people jealous of nations
Children, get off the internet. You dont belong here

Your life expectancy is similar to that of a may fly.
Europe is trying for the top spot but us chugging back the kool Aid and will be totally broken within 10 years too.
We should invent an anti icbm system (yours doesn't work btw, don't know if youve seen me explain it all before?) and start the destruction now.
As it happens I came up with a fuctional idea for stopping nukes... so watch out.

>Germany
How come?

Exactly

Poland (99% white)
Czech Republic (high unknown percentage of whiteness and has concealed carry)
Germany (really nice architecture and landscape and good native population and cool language)

It isn't for your president, is because I can't be jealous of our new colony.

>us
*is
Not 'us'. Wew! Back of the net!

Germany (Engineering)
France (Renaissance and national anthem)
Switzerland (most laid back country that doesn't give a shit about virtually anything)

Why?

Poland

Japan. If it wasn't for their work culture and their problems with bullying it'd basically be perfect.

lol, spanish dude living in sunny paradise and having sex all day is jealous of frigid snow niggers shrouded in perpetual arctic darkness

>homogenous
Pls, literally a shqiptar diaspora.
..oh my bad, I guess you're right afterall.

Norway
Switzerland

not the guy that you replied. Yes, the climate is good, and we get laid very often, even with German waifs, but, we have more elevated aspirations.