/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY SATURDAY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Speech in Wall Street Fundraiser (gets cut off) 12/2/17
youtu.be/m5uJFCk6i1g
>Pres Trump comments on Tax Vote/Gen Flynn 12/2/17
youtu.be/4Dknv-OaEHA
>Pres Trump departs for NYC 12/2/17
youtu.be/Ec9rV4hOO9o
>VP Pence announces passage of Tax Reform Bill 12/2/17
youtu.be/iXRqZPyIT_0
>GOP Leaders on passage of Tax Reform Bill 12/2/17
youtu.be/B6ZFudIIwQ4
>AG Sessions on Tucker 12/1/17
youtu.be/K5F_8pH_V2k
>KAC on F&F 12/1/17
youtu.be/9oMo0tjPpGE
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Lybian PM 12/1/17
youtu.be/iE0rzuP7Wiw
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #19 (Lara) 12/1/17
youtu.be/8sfNF5QX-Ic
>Nuke Alarm Test in Hawaii 12/1/17
youtu.be/stiXul_jzdc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania light up Natl Christmas Tree 11/30/17
youtu.be/wDYbtEeE7m0
>WH Video: 2017 Natl Christmas Tree Lighting 11/30/17
youtu.be/XguPpSKhvJs
>WH Video: Pres Trump in Missouri 11/30/17
youtu.be/Ev6Q5HgFYmM
>Pres Trump meets w/Crown Prince Bahrain 11/30/17
youtu.be/d7weaEH_o34
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis w/Lybian FS @DoD 11/30/17
youtu.be/nXitWIf1TRc
>SoS T-Rex meets german FM 11/30/17
youtu.be/VU2gKBWyh6c
>FBI Wray/Act Sec DHS Duke testify @Congress 11/30/17
c-spanvideo.org/xaju1/
>TrumpTV Campaign Insights (Lara, Nan Hayward) 11/30/17
youtu.be/m5AhhB-9sbg
>Pres Trump Tax Reform Speech in St Charles MO 11/29/17
youtu.be/HiDem0NVWBk

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MAGA

Awoo~
Comfy~

>“First of all,” Trump responded, according to the book, “I’m going to win. And second, if the Republican Party is going to run away from me, then I will take you all down with me. But I’m not going to lose.”

>user am I getting fat? be honest

I don't have complete faith in that.

I love Kellyanne.

That would give Trump ironclad justification to treat them as a state in rebellion and send in the military. I really, really hope they go through with it.

please do it, i want to see US tanks rolling down San Francisco

That's an Awooclear wolfgirl!

>I have a meme video production degree
What is a good video editing software?
I just want to make a timed slide show of different pictures.
Pic 1: Show for 3 seconds
Pic 2: Show for 1.3 seconds
Pic 3: Show for 5 seconds

The program I have now is just ridiculously complicated for something so simple I want to do

>stars in IRS

>FUCK CHOCOLATE MILK.
>FUCK TRUMP!

>Day after the Russia investigation closes
>President Trump schedules an emergency address to the nation
>Cameras come on
>Trump without saying a word slowly eats a peach
>making sure to eat it loudly
>sucking the juices
>smacking his lips
>making "mmm" noises
>breathing loudly through his nose
>All while chuckling to himself
>finishes eating the peach and wipes his hands off
>Drops the pit into a small trashcan with a THUD
>"How about THAT for being impeached?"
>"I won and I won fairly."
>"And I am going to keep winning for this country"
>"It is a new era for the United States of America."
>"We will be safe, wealthy, strong and great again"
>"Thank you, And God Bless America"

AWOO~

Try it.

>Press secretary Hope Hicks uses a steamer to press Trump’s pants — while he is still wearing them

LIES
HOPE IS PURE

>Check catalog
>It's all fake news and the typical Sup Forums tier circumcision thread
Today is a good day.

>Give Trump an excuse to bring California under federal control
Holy kek, yes please do this. Thanks to Obama, the IRS probably has enough armed agents to do it without the military.

I bet she used that steamer

FBI agent Peter Strzok was tapped to supervise the Trump-Russia investigation.

NYT has reported that the Steele dossier made its way to Strzok's squad in late July 2016.

Collusion probe snowballed from there.

Now we find out he was anti-Trump.

>"Nutritional" standards
we were downright starving children

PRAISE KEK!

As someone who drank "chocolate milk" in American schools for 12 years, I can assure you that it's practically water. I doubt any actual chocolate or any actual milk is in those cartons.

taxplancalculator.com/

Post them.

>this will never be your dad

>Literal insurrection against the Federal government

ahahahahahaha

Lawsuit incoming!

What did /ptg/ think of Justice League and why is Gadot such a hot Jewess?

What program are you using now? I like Adobe Premiere pro. With a little tutorial it's fairly simple.

I miss that incredibly slutty top from the late 90s to very early 00s. I loved busty girls wearing them.

One by one.

They should be going after The View
That fucking show needs to burn

Everyone knows that the school aged kids in this country are fatter than their predecessors because there are more spics. No amount of shitty school lunches is going to stop them from wolfing down chorizo at home.

hey, looks like we need to audit california tax funds. be a shame if someone found a bunch of corruption and grift and had to shut down issue of federal funds.

Why are they suddenly holding them accountable? I don't recall any other times they've fired people over just as serious errors or intentionally misleading stories.

From a different angle she has a weird sloped head.

>lie
>crash the stock market
>"whoops actually it was false lol" @ 9PM
should be fired and probably in jail.

Who wants to be the next Sherman, but march to the Pacific instead of the Atlantic?

What book is this from?

IF the people trusted the system (federal government programs and spending) they would donate to it.

These people are free to donate to government.

Then, at the first step, they realize they can't tell where the federal donation in this case would go. So they will understand that federal taxes collected doesn't transer to federal program funded and the distrust snowballs.

These people are walking contradictions. Then again maybe we all are. But these people are clueless about their nature.

>checked
I love Hicks

They'll all fall, in time.

>1% fat
What's the problem?

Deserves far worse

>this chick is 14
anyone who thinks Moore is a pedophile needs to take their head out their ass

please use the updated IRS stare picture, thanks in advance.

They're mad that actual milk is replacing the soy

yes, and it drives me wild.

Trump and Biden finally meet behind the gym.

Wow, so I can do billions of dollars of damage to the economy and it will only cost me a months pay? Good to know.

I really like the Roman influence on American architecture.

>And Trump’s appetite seems to know no bounds when it comes to McDonald’s, with a dinner order consisting of “two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted.”

G'damn

Chocolate is fattening

FYCKK DDID

Maybe since it had an effect on the stock market

>I miss that incredibly slutty top from the late 90s to very early 00s. I loved busty girls wearing them.

it was like the leotard of tops
shows less skin than a tank top, but is somehow lewder

It tastes good. That's the only issue. It's as healthy as regular milk.

>Muh shekels!
Literally the only reason, he cost some powerful tribesmen a lot of money
.

>His wrath is never intended as any personal offense, but sometimes it can be hard not to take it that way. The mode that he switches into when things aren’t going his way can feel like an all-out assault; it’d break most hardened men and women into little pieces.

If you're board then drive down to cali and pass the heroine

Just use Microsoft movie maker or iMovie. Assuming it's as simple a movie as you are describing

Hmmm really makes u dink

GUYS, what is this bullshit about Trump "admitting" to a crime on Twitter????

Swedish media is blasting this news right now what the fuck is going on, how is this admittal?

>What's the problem?

It's not a kale smoothie that tastes like barf

Rekt

I noticed McCancer's daughter is on that show now
Has she put on a lot of weight?

NOT FUNNY

Lewandowski's putting out a book about the campaign being released I think this coming week.

A lot of love going around.

Trump just won the gen Z vote
>mom we got given chocolate milk today at school and they say its going to be there forever now!
>ikr, Trump gave you that chocco milk sweety

A lot of slide threads

it's the latest and greatest David Brock talking point
does your media source there shit straight from Shareblue?
I bet they do

That actually makes sense

Morons that don't understand English apparently

No way... this guy fucked with a lot of shekels.. He will be jailed

>le 1% face

how about you read his tweet somali

It's nothing, retards can't read and also are retarded. That answer your question?

POST MORE!

I assume they mean "Trump admits that Flynn committed a crime by lying to the FBI."

Needs to be a Southerner, Fair is fair. I nominate Roy Moore.

>GUYS, what is this bullshit about Trump "admitting" to a crime on Twitter????

It's another bullshit Brock op.

CONSOLIDATING THE GEN Z VOTE BY REPLACING SOY MILK WITH CHOC MILK.

hahahahaAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA B-BUT THIS SPELLS THE END FOR TRUMP THIS TIME, SURELY!!

>What program are you using now?
Lightworks

I'll have to look for a good torrent of Premiere.

>It's bullshit
There ya go

i think his "source" deserves an SEC investigation

Holy hell. Is she preggo? In either case I'm still #downwiththethickness

nice. sounds exciting.

In a section of the book written by Lewandowski, Trump is described as flying on his helicopter when he learns that Manafort has said “Trump shouldn’t be on television anymore, that he shouldn’t be on the Sunday shows” and that Manafort should appear instead. Trump was angrier than Lewandowski had ever seen him, ordering the pilot to lower the altitude so he could make a cellphone call.

“Did you say I shouldn’t be on TV on Sunday? I’ll go on TV anytime I goddam fucking want and you won’t say another fucking word about me!” Trump yelled at Manafort, according to Lewandowski. “Tone it down? I wanna turn it up! ... You’re a political pro? Let me tell you something. I’m a pro at life. I’ve been around a time or two. I know guys like you, with your hair and skin ...”

Lewandowski called it “one of the greatest takedowns in the history of the world.”

MANAFORT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Dow jones took a serious dive after the fake Flynn report.
Powerful people lost a lot of money over this, pretty sure they wanted to see heads roll.

Trump supporters are truly the most pathetic nerd virgins out there

I laugh at pathetic losers like you

Joe went on a rampage

more to be posted

I'm inclined to agree.

But he'll hog all the underage spoils of war

I can take down a Dinner Box singlehandedly
It's just the nuggets that throws me off, I'm not a big fan of chicken nuggets

>may
This means
>we know it doesnt mean that but we will play dumb anyway