American DNA tests

I got 97.5% white, 1% Italian, 1% Iberian Peninsula and 0.5% Jewish in my DNA test. What did other Americans get?

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If you got it from (((23andme))) they will always add a bit of Jew to your results. You are White.

nice fanfic

I am 0000000000000000000.5% Irish

not true, I got 0% jew

slavs are white

I don't pay money to give away genetics senpai

>97% white
>1% italian and iberian
typical burger thinking he knows who's white, stupid hakujin

So much for the Amerimutts meme.

As for my 0.5% Jewish- well, at least it wasn't 0.5% sub-Saharan African. Honestly I'd probably rather be 5% Jewish than 0.5% black.

I haven't got a DNA test but according to my family my Grandpa was 1/4 Maori. I have brown nipples so that means I am not White? Not that I really care, once I have finished my culinary training I will be living and working abroad. White women are not my type, most of them are not even virgins.

I hear that DNA companies seem to artificially inflate a lot of people's Iberian Peninsula score. Hopefully my 1% Iberian wasn't real.

Unless it's either Australian Aborigines or sub-Saharan African I wouldn't worry too much about small amounts of ancestry. Those 2 types of blood seem like a curse to me for a billion years.

With that being said I still am disappointed about my 2.5% non-white ancestry. Especially the 0.5% Jewish.

Rumors about Maori ancestry? Hmm... seems like the rumors about Amerindian ancestry. Which are almost always false.

Should I gas myself? That bit of the Iberian Peninsula makes me just want to flush myself like a turd.

A fucking jew

I did consider getting involved in WNism but I thought what if I get asked to provide a family tree or DNA test. My Grandpa was privately adopted so I can't find his ancestors. I am paying for my own college training so I can live and travel around the world. The only way I can help the White race is by not having kids and not marrying a pure White woman.

try dnaland too, I got different results but they seem more accurate cause I dunno where the fuck did 23andme get their anglo samples

24% Western European
16% Scandinavian
58% British
2% Eastern European

I actually have light brown nipples and my Father got a really dark tan in the summer and he was 1/8. I wish I could say it was false but I really don't think it is.

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Under 1% Senegal. Hmmm. Does that come through the American blood? Or does it comes through the Spanish blood? Look at the map I provided of the Almoravid Empire, the very interesting empire Spain was part of.

Anyway, one drop rule. Back of the bus, boy. Have to use the nigger facilities from now on.

>97.5% white
What type of white. Germanic, Scandinavian, Anglo, Slav?... It fucking matters

How does a Spaniard get only 19.7% Iberian Peninsula ancestry? Especially since Iberian Peninsula is the component that's most notorious for getting artificially inflated in everybody's kit.

DNAland? I've never heard of it before.

Mostly Irish with a tad bit of British, German and Scandinavian.

They d I not say "white" they list countries you lying faggot

If it 99% mother fucking made in America commie hating, muslim killing, nigger hanging, native american scalping. AMERICAN!!!
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEA!!!

So, uhh... am I allowed into the ethnostate...?
...Guys?

100% european

The 4% North African and less than 1% sub-Saharan implies that you have some Moor rape baby ancestors. Which is a little mysterious since most of your heritage is Northern European.

Your 11% Native American implies that you had a Native American great-grandmother.

No you will not be allowed in the ethnostate. Sorry.

Nigger hanging? More like raped by hung niggers, cuck.

You're half a kike though. Mischling.

43% bergsteinowicz.

You have obviously never been to America...hanging niggers is an American pass time.

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These are my results from a few years back. I did the NatGeo one.

Here you go...no knives, no guns.getting raped by muslims. Lmfao!! Proud to be a gin toting American

Fuck you Brit faggot.....god guns, and fits rule America.

23andmefag checkin in. No jewish dna.
99.7% European.
.3% unkown.
>le56% is true though im surrounded by fat unidentifiable genetic failures

Get off my goddamn board you slimey kike

there's different ones - 23andme, ancestry, etc. your results will vary based on who you do it with.

0.3% unknown= 0.3% sub-Saharan African

shill thread
>hey everybody lets go give out DNA to a lab that totally wont give it to the evil government or use it for evil cloning experiments.

>2017
>not painting your nipples pink

what do you mean 97.5% white?
"white" is a label kikes are using for their "in club", return using european labels

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He's probably from Catalonia

Go back to Havana

If the results of these tests change your perception of yourself you're kind of just using racialism as an instrument of self-defeat. You are what you were raised as, mostly.

Do you have an unusually high tolerance for alcohol because of that 1% Neanderthal like Ozzy Osbourne does ?

0.1% Mongoloid? Eh that's okay. 0.1% nigger/abo means you're not white though.

You're worried about cloning experiments when a DNA sample can be planted anywhere and used as "evidence" for whatever they want to pin on you?

lol, you are more native than Liz Warren you filthy nature-worshiping tree nigger

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94% European Jew. I don't understand how this can be. I have no Jewish blood in family as far as I know.

99% GB and Ireland

Cant remember what the other 10 places that made up the other 1% because fuck it 99% is 99%

Enjoy having your DNA accessible by the FED and states.

Why do you need to prove to people on an anonymous image board that you're white?

Portuguese ancestry DNA test

youtube.com/watch?v=8oAyNlAordg&t=4s

Well that was fast. . . Go Badgers

100 percent european

Based on your results I predict you look like a massive faggot.

I'm actually from MA too
Maybe I should run on a fascist platform

Haha, I wouldn't say its unusually high. I'd rather have that 1% than any percentage of Jew, though. Dodged a bullet on that one.

Wait.is greek/Italian white? And why are they a group together?

Unironically 1/2 Irish and 1/32 Native American (Pima) let's go boys

Iberians = whites
italians = whites

Also, you need find a brain jamal and don´t embaress yourself

Only half white.

Fucking mongrel.

nice ancient photograph. now the descendants of these BBC kangz are being glorified in your media and your women brainwashed into breeding with them.

100% European.
Mostly Western European and Irish, with some UK, Scandinavian, Western Russian/Finnish and a tidbit of Spanish.
No Jew
No Middle Eastern
No Asian (any definition)
No African

That's Spanish and Portuguese, aka European. I really don't give a fuck beyond that basic point. Euromutts can whine about Moors all they want; whatever. Spain is part of Europe. So is Portugal. Don't listen to D&C shills with all their "so and so isn't white" bullshit.

The only literally white Europeans are the Scandinavians, Anglos, Irish and other northerners aka Poles, Prussians etc. If you have white skin, you're white; but plenty of people with white skin have African, Asian, Jewish or Middle Eastern DNA. And some Europeans are darker-skinned because more sunshine.

I happen to be super pale, but that's pretty much a red herring. What's inside is what matters--that and your culture.

Can someone break down what is going on with my dna? I was an orphan with no known family history. Green eyes, told I look like Matthew Perry daily from 15 to current age, 30.

Are you literally retarded? I'd be more concerned with the jew and nigger and mudslime toxicity there, kiddo.

Bullshit, everyone has 2% black. Unless you used one of those companies that doesn't bother to put the 2% in

I dont trust these tests put my dna in some (((database)))

Yeah it appears that you are an American that's what.

And even IF it was the case that they were heavily race-mixed(which is false), his results are still showing IBERIAN and not the other groups which they could be mixed with.

Mutt coming through

What if the 'Amerimutt' meme is viral marketing by genetic testing companies so Americans get DNA tests out of spite for the meme?

Ancestry DNA is 95% British, but 5% was Scandinavian. So I guess WE WUZ VIKANGZ and SHIET

Honestly, I wouldn't put it past them.

Spanish and portuguese people are only related to other europeans in pca dna maps. They are not related to moors, that was proved years and years ago only shills or dumb people believe otherwise.

nah
geneticliteracyproject.org/2015/01/07/claims-that-us-is-a-genetic-melting-pot-appear-overblown-if-youre-white/

mutt thread?

99.5% North European. Mainly French German, England, (Parents are Scottish and Spanish. Rest is sub-saharan african (Moors)
>Pic related Montserrat (photo credit to me)

Anyways I was 100% European, 72% english, 8% Scandi, 3% French/German, 17% broadly northwestern european and

>moors
>sub-saharans

>Iberian/Jewish DNA means you're not white.

Are you retard? iberians are european core,white, they are not related to jews, much less to arabs or moors: see where iberians cluster, and check where joos cluster, they are separated and far away:

How does it feel knowing a leaf is whiter than you?

I know where the Iberian pennisula is. I wasn't implying that jews and iberians were similar, just that neither of them are white. Spain isn't white. Portugal isn't white.

>Good, goys, be sure to send your DNA Ancestry and 23andMe
>Remember, you're not white until you do!

t. Quadroon who thinks he's white

They are white, why do you think they score up to near 99 % or 100% euro in those tests of 23n you do?

youtube.com/watch?v=zPY0XhFNd5M

They score 100% Iberian.

Iberian isn't white.

does my son look white?

100%

>but muh meme!

How fucked am I?

I'm 100% white and I'm a centrist with Chinese and Indian friends. But unless you're 100% white, you can't be butthurt and upset with me about this because by your own standards, nobody should care what you think unless you're 100% white like me.

Iberian is white, if it wasn´t white they would be only genetically related to other europeans retard:

thy wouldn´t cluster within other europeans

>s-spain is white
Nope sorry.

You must have some Iberian blood to be damaging controlling this hard. There's nothing wrong with not being white, you have to accept who you are user.