Insider here

Trump is buying 3 big macs tomorrow. Screen cap this, i swear, no LARP.

Truly riveting information. I am enamored by the knowledge you have gifted us.

OK so does the big mac purchase confirm some other info you're gonna give us?

So, they are going to be hiding something in the Mcdonald Islands or is this just bullshit that doesn't matter?

Timestamp or gtfo
Sage'd

kys you retarded faggot

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get his hands on those big macs.

kek'd.

Prints own cover sheet with cia logo. Takes photo
Expects that we’ll blindly believe this is real

SECRET//NOPORN

It's apparent that OP is a glow in the dark Burger Kangs operative who has been working the grill at the DC franchise. The only other info this flippin' user can give us is whether there are pickles or no pickles below the bun.

Will they include pickles?

Big if large

But we gotta let him get the nuclear Mac Tonight's or else all is lost!

FUCK BIG MACS. QUARTER POUNDER SQUAD MEMBER HERE

2 scoops.
3 burgers.

Yes pickles will indeed be present. However they will be on the bottom bun.

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Big if true

I bought first.
Buckwheat over.

mfw when Sup Forums actually believes this.

I too have a printer.

just checked apple.com not seeing any big macs, only mac mini! is it coming out tomorrow, what's the price/specs/details?

Have him tweet or rt about having Alabama and Ohio St. play in Welcome Stadium in Dayton Ohio for the right to play in the playoffs instead.

>big mac

RACIST NAZI CONFIRMED

drumpf really has good taste

Already the site of the college basketball playoff's play-in game, and Ohio St has the advantage in top 10 wins. After tax cuts and healthcare and the wall are passed, Make Football Great Again.

Update: in addition he will be buying a 10 pc nugget, with honey mustard, and he will eat them with a fork.

Why am I bumping this PePe saged shit

This, class, is a basic shill. You can tell by the
>formal trump voter here
statement, followed by an opinion of what Trump has done.

This is a meme you mong
Way to blow your cover as the actual shill, kek

I say he gets a McDLT, he IS a time traveler after all

Yall nibbas have floating staples now?

Whats strange to me in all seriousness, is that there was a dude running around calling himself (not Trump) a time traveler in 2013ish saying that he himself would win the 16' election. Nobodys ever brought this up as far as I can tell.

What else

Well well well

NO FISH FILLET?

“Not gonna lie”;
Great job telling everyone that you’re completely full of shit.
You do recognize that the internets contain legitimate information you could review to become a more effective liar, right?

>NOFORN
>NOFAP
>NOPORN
What did OP mean by this.

How was the raid?

how did you get the staple in the top left to float above the page? Is that a shop?

The project Pegasus guy

nice damage control shareblue but I see through that mask

How is that staple floating in mid air like that?

Can you jump off a bridge?

He’s a chick-fil-a man you LIAR

There are no staples

Top left, staple piece floating in mid air with a shadow.

John Titor???

2 Staples

CIA NIGGER, you’re glowing

Titor was the one in 2001ish that predicted some physic shit and the Columbia disaster and loosely its cause (overheating). Project Pegasus dude would be the one. Personally, I'm fascinated by other aspects than predictions. Project Pegasus dude made a time traveling election winner a meme of sorts.