How do I get a white (Australian) girlfriend? Any tips?

How do I get a white (Australian) girlfriend? Any tips?

Go to a Uni and talk loudly about how good the Greens are

I want one so bad

they're all feminist lunatics, op. you should an aussie bf instead

Shoo faggot, unless you have a sister??

Blonde chick in pic doesn’t look ethnically Australian

change siris accent to australian in the iphone options

come to australia and be black. you'll get any club slut you want. just make sure you act like a stereotypical basketball american, that'll get them wet.

Unless you want a degenerate whore, a cub roastie or have a lot of money for a decent white girlfriend there’s no point.

May as well go for a Christian non white girl born in Australia

Fuck of we're full.
Seppos everybody.
Aussie girls are shit anyway.

With candy and van

is it true that living in modern Australia is like living in 90s America?

No all western countries are infected with the cancer.

move to Australia and have a big black dick

That's not true, you're lying. Stop lying.

If you're ever in UK, go directly to Earls Court, London and chat up the first female bartender you find.

yeah, I got a sister

Acquire lots of money. Then come to Australia and throw it around.

Normally we say ridiculous shit to take the piss out of foreigners, but we're being serious dude. The best gf I ever had was from South Africa (white) because the slags here are total degenerates. The accent isn't cute for most of them, and even then it loses it's novelty value.

This works in the UK too

What a degenerate whore I'll bet she eats baked beans the filthy slut.

Listen to Tom Leykis and treat them like dirt.

Why am I turned on by this?

Fuck

Just go there and talk. Aussie chicks are huge sluts that love our American accents.

Marry your own kind mutt, we don't want your degeneracy here

You're a dam Leaf aren't you ?

No, they are not, stop telling yourself that

Australian girls aren't white (lost the privilege to be called white when their subhuman, criminal ancestors got kicked out of Europe for their degenerate behaviour)
try looking for a qt Austrian girl named Heidi

They're not lying. I live in Australia for a few years as a skilled worker. Aussie women really are shit. Obligatory hi pleddit AMA I'll be online for the next hour or so