It is safe to follow this loli inside the dark forest?

it is safe to follow this loli inside the dark forest?

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Yes just have some vegetable in your pocket in case she tries something funny l like handholding

>vegetable

why?

hmm probably

if you see a van tho, leggit!

Is that Heineken? Get the fuck away from me.

What if the loli is just some kinda fleshy decoy for a monster?

Obviously because little kids hate vegetables

Look closely for warning signals in suspicious areas.

Hey guy's I just want you to know that a loli came up to me and asked if I wanted some beer from her van and i said yes and she had some real beer in there! It was "adult beverage" flavor and tasted like beer and also nothing bad happened and I also didn't even get kidnapped either! So if a loli asks you if you want some beer in her van please follow her! It's safe I promise and I am not a loli!

>suspicious

You loli niggas into noise rock?

thanks to the user that made this yesterday

Is she drinking a bottle of Playstation?

Only if your thoughts are as pure as hers

Mayoiga

That's a small barbecue.

shit man, who is this dude? looks like a total bro to me

What is this even? Explain your shit

oh hey man, what're you doing here? need any help building that deck or fire pit?

Holy fuck make some room I'm going in.

I love children cunny!

I'm mildly surprised you didn't edit a nuclear physics textbook into the loli's hands.

The 3DS and Star Trek toy give away that it's really a child.

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>Pray while shooting
>Do not be taken alive
>Will not stay dead
>Do not trust them
>Don't give up
>SYMBOLS COMPRIMISED

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combo breaker

>small grill

dammit forgot pic

Buddy, you're grilling that ALL WRONG.

Move over, let me show you how make a steak without that garbage ketchup.

Damn...

CHARCOAL?!?!?!

But they taste like pee and nivea.

That was my first thought, but then I realized it was burgs and franks on the grill, so it's cool.

> a nuclear physics textbook
Honestly.

yes

>ketchup on hot dogs

You are not my niggah and are a swine.

I hope the lolis catch you.

nachos n' beer definitely makes me to come here

Can we please stop these threads? They are just the same joke repeated for 500 posts.

Artist?

That's my fetish!

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Lolis tricking grown men with rock and beer is probably the best meme to come out of 2016.

Besides the mayogia threads

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good thing I hate both so I don't have to worry about getting kidnapped raped by dangerous lolis

I don't like classic rock or beer. Will I ever attract a loli?

Yo bro! Can I get a dog? Huh, I gotta get in the car to get one? Sure dude whatever, that's cool. Say, what's with the rope? Oh we're doing some knot tricks? Awesome bro, here you can tie my up first! Wait... What's with the bag over my head? Oh it's a Houdini thing? Dude you're so fucking cool this is awesome. Oh shit, are you choking me? Hahaha bro I'll break out of this in a jiffy I-

Sharp eyes. You sound like one of those technology gentlemen, I heard so much about.

>Not Piper's at the Gates of Dawn.

No, I'll die from the plebbiness of this underling.

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You preyed on lolis too much. It was inevitable the survivors would adapt.

>pink floyd album

No.

>Piper
youtube.com/watch?v=zXUa_oWiE6Q
Atom Heart Mother was better.

Because lolis are scared of vegetables

except Mushrooms

Does anyone know that doujin where a guy falls in love with a sick loli in a world where sick lolis always die, and in the end when she was supposed to die she just loses her sight?

Not if you value your virginity.

>YWN be hit in the chin with a lolirocket
Why haven't you killed yourself yet

Shiawase 1500, A country between parting clouds.

I think it was something like that.

>tfw no long-running battle shounen about cute lolis engaging in intense battles with other lolis and having aura clashes and saying "I guess I'll have to use that"

You're the best. Lolicon is such a hug tag to search, blind isn't relevant to it, and there really aren't any other useful tags to distinguish it from the other fucking 400 pages of loli

wow you should feel like a fucking faggot right now Kek

It's unfair, I want to see lolis locked in combat with each other

Damn, this was nice.

Great taste, I loved this one. I wish more of his stuff got translated.

This is a blatant misrepresentation of what most lolis are like. Very few lolis trick onii-chans into their vans with beer and clasic rock. #notalllolis.

What would you do in this situation?

I would have had my door locked and told her to go away

Explain to her that she is growing up and what her new feelings are.

Impregnate

T-This is the next and last page r-right?

>16.jpg
I don't think so buddy

You better give me that sauss right now or i'll cut your dick straight off user.

Rub its tummy and see what happens.

The sauce is literally in the first image you retarded faggot

Oh FUCK I am NOT GOOGLING THAT SHIT.

I think you might have stumbled into the wrong thread, user.

no user don't do it

HEY
GET THAT LEWD SHIT OUT OF HERE

>this thread

Himeno Mikan where are you
It's been too long
I'm worried

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dumb frogposter

>nachos
>grill
>Home Depot
>Chewbacca toy
>beer
>Bob Seger

God damn, maybe it's worth it.

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>no anime figure
Step it up.

Himenololis a best lolis, also shotas too

I love this thread. First time I've laughed in weeks.

Lol dude but this meme is so funny like

Not a fan of shotas unless they're getting /ss/'d by busty, full bodies nee-chans, but lolis are always great. Himenololis are so cute

shotas can go fuck themselves

Maybe we should just fuck the shotas while the lolis laugh at the shotas for not being real men cause they're getting fucked in the ass.

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So she really delivered after that thread.

Can someone please shoop a carving of "don't follow the loli" on the tree please?
Reference.

That ass.

see

Shota are for loli

The police says:
Yes, it is safe! You can always trust girls with beer and rock CDs. But if you get a "strange vibe" don't hesitate and call the police.

I seriously hope you didn't put the chain of words "horny little sister" in the Google searcher.