/balk/ /comfy/ no bulli edition

nice and civil winter /balk/ /news/ thread

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Fpbp

WHERE ARE THE WOMEN

>tfw no qt pure croat gf

you scared them off you desperate fags

they went to my rape forest

First for a nu neo.

>mk in id

nice

Gibbe de pusi pls.

What is the official drink/food of /balk/?

pizza, that's just our rightful clay

RC cola and cevapi

>Pepsi
>Sarma

mfw I had my name as the name of the new /balk/ i was gonna make before the Skop beat me to it and forgot to remove the name before posting

>croat gf
>pure

coffee and sarme

Why is the bump limit 300 instead of 750?

>Italians

Thanks, I have been looking for the HQ version for a bit.

Official soda is COCKTA

you had some claims to Istria and to some extent Dalmatia, but that's all

post your smokes

Schniztel/Cevape and Gemist/Coca cola

I prefer Mexican food though, pls rate.

i only give myself permission to post me. delet

It was a joke, the only part I really want is Istria bruh

>and fags will say we aren't descendants of alexander the great
lmaoing at them

Guys I just got my DNA test back and found out I’m Balkan. What should I do to embrace my ethnic heritage?

No, i'm pretty sure you were the guy that got btfo'd by me, so I own you now.

>falling for the jew sticks
lmao

we're full fuck off

take the PIPI pill
there are almost no italians there

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Rape in the forest is the best, just ask Bosnian Serb war veterans.

True. i think its the only cola we produce in these parts thats entirely our own brand.

But i think its tastes too much like fanta desu.

Kill your brothers and get drunk.

Rakija and ćevapi

i'm not him, i'm that one friendly guy in these threads

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also question for balkan grills - how much tall guys do they prefer? asking for a friend ofc

>pipi
croat, i....

Plz build up your economy in the balkans and create a space programme.

We are leaving for Mars.

t. Rest of the planet.

Even normies were shilling for Praljak, war WHEN?!

foibe

when will you learn?

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Tavce gravce and rakija

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I am pretty sure who posted the Blonde dude picture never even lied about being Croato-Mexican.

i'm going to locate you right now for being rude to me

>Plz build up your economy in the balkans and create a space programme
lel

Coccta is too sweet its like I am drinking sugar

needs ajvar and ketchup famalia
Most Balkan grills like 5'10 or taller it seems, are you the Serb whose 5'9?
I'm the Croato-Mehicano, they just didn't believe the pic was me because I was too "hu-white".

Anything under 182cm is quazi-manlet territory and the true manlets are 176cm and below.

Face>height

>descendants of Alexander the Great
Why do you do this to yourself? Just accept your Bulgarian origin.

>average here is 6'
>grills prefer 5'10
lmao when will they learn

I'm 183 literally the shortest guy in my social circle. When I go abroad I'm emperor of manlets. Pls kill me

Yee,i was in thread,where we where posting profile pics,and nu neo was born,while Draza was hunting for Vl*Chs.Seems the other dude got jealous because you where Blonde ahahahaha.

explain my ID tatar
pure 100% son of alexander
pic related is me

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>and the true manlets are 176cm and below.
>mfw 175cm manlet king

atleast 1.85 and not over 2.00

BANICKA
I
BOZA

>he doesn't smoke 2 packs a day
>he doesn't wake up every morning gasping for breath
low test doncho detected

You're my height so yeah thats how i feel lel all my buds are over 187cm and i look like manlet but then i feel better when that one friend comes thats 175cm

Eat straight shit from a cows ass

t. dyel larping as high test
ask me how i know i can OHP your max bench

>implying you aren't the croat girl

i'm 176cm, and i'm that neo kek

easy there, it could be a mace grill from the last thread though

pls be larping
top kek
When I went to Slovenia,Croatia and a bit of Bosnia girls were barely taller than me or shorter.

Occasionally I saw a giga-woman that was 6ft or taller, freaks my guy.

Balkan could be anything from a Serb to Slovene lel who knows.

I curl your squat, faggot.

he could even be *gasp*
a turk!

I'm insanely short so anything is fine. As long as you're not completely towering over me. Height is a meme.

ITT Balkaniggers celebrating the existence of their literally who state status.

>girls were barely taller than me
>ywn know how this feels
feels good desu
also stay mad

jos imam neku brdjansku gradju tipa duzi trup a kratke noge i dugacke ruke izgledam 10cm nize na fotkama UBIJ ME
senpai desu I spend 3-4 nights out of the week drinking, I can barely lift my bottle let alone bench

Wish I was, at least then my height wouldn't be an issue.

what about 176cm with neo face? no passage?

i suppose you're like my mother, ~165cm?

>squatting ever
when will you incels learn?

>BOZA
dropped
How can someone drink that sour yeast? Sok od borovnica is better combined with pic

>explain my ID Bulgarian brother
1944-45 when the Soviets Unnion came and forcibly moved a fuckload of Bulgarians there and called it Macedonia.

MAM

Poor little M*kedonian boy, see what happens when I come to Ohrid, you gon get knocked out.

don't forget who is your first lady,she can be a double agent afterall.

not that you nigger
explain how i have MK in my ID

155~ :(

why is it that everytime there's a sequel to /balk/ le 56% show up

>he thinks he can reach my face
lel

This is literally how balkaners get treated by all the other Euros (not diaspora though we are above westeners)

fucking hell

diaspora,diaspora everywhere.

most balkan diaspora seem to come from Canada,Australia or U.S.A

Hello, rich western cockerino coming in.

Leave these giga lanklets alone and come home with a real MAN

They sold themselves. Just accept they're gone and would rather WE WUZ than accept their heritage.

oh okay, i have one friend with that height i can say small grills can be cute

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If the Bulgarian side agreed, the Macedonian Church would “recognise the Bulgarian Patriarchate as its mother church, which would be the first to accept and recognise its [Macedonian Church’s] autocephaly [independence] and declare, promote, represent and stand for it before the Ecumenical Patriarchate [of Constantinople] and the other churches,” the letter of the Macedonian Church said.
balkaninsight.com/en/article/macedonian-church-asks-bulgarian-brethren-for-backing-11-20-2017

Macedonians ought to call us Bulgarians "mummy" now. You're forced to!

You gotta be a grill? no way can a dude be that short.

>being a womanlet
if you don't go for someone above 2m you are contributing to the manlet epidemic

I would rather not, but I don't know anything about you though

I...............................I am not explaining to you how random generated ID tags are made and slapped to an IP address, fuck off.

I actually love small statured girls kek.... they are so fucking cute desu.